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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I dunno much about Maness or Anderson but Schlicter is a straight-up fascist who wants to among other things "use the law to ensure blue submission" and "imprison dissenters" to achieve the aim, "force them to be like us."
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For too long red state conservatives have offered to live and let live with blue state liberals but the blues are evangelical Marxists who cannot allow us to provide a counter example of freedom. 1/

So, no more. We must, by any means necessary, force them to be like us. No quarter. No compromise. 2/

Ban CRT, Marxism and anti-American misinformation. Nationalize big tech and academia and mandate conservatism as their operational ideology. Ban leftist media and entertainment from spreading misinformation.3

Penalize barren, non-familial lifestyles through taxes and disqualification from political participation. Establish property and military service qualifications for voting. Increase America’s carbon footprint. Ban masks. Dismantle unions.n4/

Use the law to ensure blue submission. Imprison dissenters. Force them to act against their deepest beliefs to keep their jobs. End all social programs and deport all illegals. Outlaw crime again. 5/
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
El-Sayed calls out Jesse Watters for his fixation on culture war issues instead of pocketbook topics
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/08/2026
More of this positivity, please. Bless him.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ossoff: I'm trying to make sure that folks in Georgia know the truth about this administration. And apparently in the White House, the truth hurts.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026
Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For me, this is one of the most powerful Calvin and Hobbes strips.
A four panel Calvin and Hobbes strip. Calvin arrives with a butterfly in a jar and says look i caught a butterfly. Hobbes says if people could put rainbows in zoos, they would. Calvin looks thoughtful and releases it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
all the shitposting in the world won't change the fact that Trump lost his war of choice in Iran resoundingly and drastically diminished the US military in the process
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/08/2026
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r/protectUSelections @protectuselections.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We have a criminal president.
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We have a criminal president.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism? AOC: They want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/07/2026
😳 Rep. Lieu explodes on Mike Waltz: "You don't even know how many US troops were wounded in this Iran War! Shame on you! You are the US ambassador and you don't even know how many US troops are wounded! You should be ashamed! You should resign!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/07/2026
Neguse grills Rep. Bryan Steil on why his anti-insider trading legislation doesn't include crypto holdings, stocks bought through private placements, or ban them from making bets on prediction markets
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/07/2026
remember this?
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is what fighting fascism looks like.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Sen. Alsobrooks tells Vought "I have been waiting for the opportunity to come face to face with you" and repeatedly calls his actions "depraved" and "evil"
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 16/07/2026
So what changed? The Senate passed the Epstein Transparency Act - unanimously. Now, some of those very same senators are lining up to confirm Todd Blanche — the same man who's been leading the Epstein cover-up. We deserve better.
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Egill Harðar @egillhardar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
...and the award for most impressive celebrity at The World Cup goes to Javier Bardem.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
PabloReports: What do you think of DHS suspending vehicular stops? AOC: A lot of the stuff they’re doing, they shouldn’t be doing in the first place. They should be facing consequences for killing innocent people in the streets, and they’re just trying to escape those consequences.
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can any prominent non-fascists stop doing fucking stupid shit like believing people like Dick Durbin are gonna do the right thing, ever? You have no proof Dick will do anything different. He won't.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/07/2026
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 07/07/2026
While we celebrated our 250 years of independence from a king here in America, Ken Paxton and his mistress spent it in London to see what life is like with one.
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He cursed the match, for USA for sure. He gave the Belgians a phenominal reason to want to beat us more.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
State party leadership calls for Platner to drop out.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He stood by his oath, despite the consequences! A true patriot!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/06/2026
there were more people in my garage watching the World Cup last weekend
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Phang: I have standing to be able to get Todd Blanche to comply with Judge Sullivan’s order, which is now telling him that on or before July 2nd, he either has to put up or shut up. He either has to bring forth unredacted files or show cause as to why he should not or cannot do so.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026
Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I haven't been this impressed with a candidate in a l-o-n-g time. If @jamestalarico.bsky.social is the future of the Democratic Party, we are in VERY good shape.
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No mention of the Epstein files
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No mention of the Epstein files
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
House won't follow suit. Doesn't matter.
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
House won't follow suit. Doesn't matter.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Watters: Is like blind loyalty to an idiot, does that override that? Jessica: Well, you do blind loyalty to an idiot every day.
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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nobody is going to jail are you fucking kidding? We don't hold anybody accountable in this country.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Man. Woman. Elephant. Room.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
still from a tv showing coverage of the UFC white house fight. it's joe rogan in an ugly tie that's too short holding a microphone and looking like a blister with acne. You can see the white House in the background.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People are cheering as they’re removing the mark of the beast from the Kennedy Center.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Just for the sake of argument, let's say that food prices are high because of the Biden administration and you're now saying they are *still* high two years later because of the Biden administration. That would mean you haven't accomplished anything at all in your two years in office, right?"
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 09/06/2026
The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals
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