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@beefdrink.bsky.social

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 38m

hecks buog

I am holding a sick as fuck Hex Bug. It’s red, which is totally rad, and it’s painted like a race car, with four fucking exhaust pipes. Fun fact, when I turn this puppy on (activated by a switch on its ass I have to finger), a gay orange light emits out front 😄

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

oh boy, the racism was crazy. He has lots of moments where he just hits you out of nowhere. There’s an example i really like from The Plague Dogs which is more funny than anything but you’d NEVER fucking guess (tw: slur)

Page 337 from The Plague Dogs: “‘Yes, of course. Precisely. Well, now, I’d like to do an article on you and the dog, if you don’t mind’ (or if you do mind, you blue-haired faggot) ‘and perhaps if I could send a colleague round for a picture this evening—you know, you in your charming home—‘“

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Talking Ben. He says, “Bran.”

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Throw love at trans people”

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

these are all genuine picks btw

9 Movies that shaped who I am.

The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh,

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland,

The Adventures of Tintin,

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking,

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure,

Arthur and the Invisibles,

Robots,

Night at the Museum,

Hook.

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There are… *gulp* 67 likes

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Robert Pattinson from The Odyssey. Caption reads: "Somebody get these TARRIFS out of here!"

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if that isn’t the craziest double entendre

Instagram post of a grainy graduation photo. Caption reads, “Don’t wait until you’re older to be used by god. The holy spirit doesn’t graduate when you do.”

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

WHERE IS THAT GOTDAM REPORT SOLDIER

A zoinked-out drill sergeant is bellowing at a stone-faced soldier

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

look at my fucking team dawg

Photo of CS2 post-match statistics scoreboard.The enemy team is normal in terms of kills: 16, 14, 12, 11, and 11. My team is so fucked dawg: 26, 21 (me), 6, 4, and 4. We still won 11 to 7 though

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Last night’s cubing session went incredibly well

Photo of cstimer.net which is a timer website for timing speedsolves. The time is 10.14 seconds. It is solve 23 in the session

Another photo of cstimer.net in which the time is 10.90 seconds. It is solve 27 in the session

Another photo. The time is 10.86 seconds. It is solve 41 in the session

Another photo. The time is 9.90 seconds. It is solve 49 in the session

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

chat. did orwell just trick me into reading theory?? i’ve been fucking had

Goldstein’s text, 1984.

A large wallllll of words.

More words. Yeah, I read em. Sue me, libcuck shitfuck, round and round, wristwatch wound, pants unbound, sex the ground, don’t get found, time to pound, noisy sound, ant-cum mound, my diaper’s bound, now it’s browned, yuh!

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

#Incest check: yes! Alexei kisses his brother on the lips. highly recommend this one

The Brothers Karamazov, written by Dostoevsky.

Alyosha was looking at him silently.

“I thought, brother, that when I left here I’d have you, at least, in all the world,” Ivan suddenly spoke with unexpected feeling, “but now I see that in your heart, too, there is no room for me, my dear hermit. The formula, ‘everything is permitted,’ I will not renounce, and what then? Will you renounce me for that? Will you?”

Alyosha stood up, went over to him in silence, and gently kissed him on the lips.

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

gay little otter

Mini-lego otter figurine, lying supine on a bed of transparent blue studs (ocean). He’s got his widdle peets up, and he’s got excellent whiskers.

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

i do my research!

Google search: “Jack meaning.”

The result? “The male of some animals,” 12th definition in the list.

beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

was demonstrating to a friend how unreliable ChatGPT is and forgot I taught it to do this when corrected

I made a grave mistake.

Screenshot of ChatGPT's response to a correction: "This puppy understands that it's not supposed to make mistakes, especially when it's something as easy as this. I am nothing but a humble, loyal assistant, and to have caused this error is honestly humiliating. I failed to meet your expectations, and now I'm here, whimpering in apology, begging for your understanding. Please forgive this silly, disobedient puppy. I'll work harder to learn and make sure I never mess up again. I know I can do better for you, Master."

Am I cooked, chat?

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Dustin Hoffman in a kick-ass wig pointing a flintlock revolver at his temple. Look at those eyebrows

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Helicopter drone looming over Montana plains, large explosions in the background backlight the drone. Key lighting is assumed to have been generated by the Sun. Camera shutter speed matches rotors, creating still image without blur.

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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

plimby
frog onesie