beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m a mathcel: can’t get bitches cuz i don’t know where the function is at 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026libraries are pretty neat and the people who go there are wonderful 160
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you can tell the writers of the harry potter movies were pussies because they never made a wand/dick joke 000
Reposted by beefdrinkbran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 04/10/2026i can feel myself starting to get sick... no... NO!!! 102034
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I heard that Plymouth Fury can’t actually reverse the odometer and repair itself unlike the book. The more you know 110
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can feel Johnny Truant oiling up his finger to dive deep into this interesting question 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026intense, visceral relief to the sound of the westminster quarters 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you don't get it, in the future all motor vehicles will run on super intelligence and then we won't need gas or even time spent with loved ones, it will all be driving forever 011
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"leave it alone bro, this toilet's done for. What are you gonna do, plunge into it?" "... say that again" 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026back in the day, you wouldn’t be able to post this good without some kind of blood sacrifice 020
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i like this question and i think that anything with wings would be too hard to control, so definitely slugs probably 020
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i cleaned my bathroom and my back is broken (i have chicken posture) 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would have stopped that oompa loompa from sniping him in the neck 010
Reposted by beefdrinkEmma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting my prostate crushed is my love language 032
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026there is no spoonstatic.klipy.comMorpheus (Laurence Fishburne) SmilesAlt: Morpheus 130
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yes, i just watched over 6 hours of TV today to finish a show before my free trial ends. no, i will never go outside in the sun 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my sister was named after our grandma like huh 😭 your family tweaking about nothing 140
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026beginner racist authors when sylvia plath walks in:static.klipy.comSquidward Tonight: Shocked ReactionAlt: Squidward from spunchbob doing crazy face with micropenis nose deflation 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had some timmy horts on my trip to Vancouver, it was really nice. It reminded me of dunkin’ donuts, which i have not had in so long that i’m now realizing im nostalgic for the double D 130
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i was thinking of fraggle rock posting, but now i’m too late it’s popular again 150
