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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/07/2024

getting kicked out of mensa because i fucking farted and the fart has all my IQ

Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

she didn’t predict neil gaiman tho. her face when i told her about that one was like she just watched me put a gun to my head

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵‍💫

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 27/06/2024

no matter how chronically offline i claim i am nothing will stop me from consistently posting shit in my instagram story that permanently alters my online footprint but now i think ill do that here too

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 27/06/2024

it’s all about the angle of the dongle when you jangle the dangle 🙏

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 22/05/2024

i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool

bee sitting at a dinner table with a 25 birthday sign

weirdly angled photo of tipsy bee holding a plastic crocodile

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

this post is a tourism campaign for the midwest

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

i think the popeyes commercial tagline “crispy. saucy. available now.” would be a killer dating profile bio

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

i don’t remember posting this i think it was trazodone induced but i stand by it

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

i’m alive im just in that mid-20s recluse stage of do nothing on social media besides putting my dog and food im cooking on my instagram story

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

i always put on my hoodies with the panic of a diver trapped under the ice

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

ur bangs are always sitting flawlessly.. u r too powerful!!!

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

like 7 minutes at half power i think would really do it

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

when u get ur blood drawn at the lab they should kiss u on the lips after

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

absence update hair is still orange and i still have a generally distressing aura about me in case u were wondering

bee in a car seat that’s reclined too far back, wearing white headphones and a red plaid dress. the imagine is slightly blurry.

bee in a mirror selfie that shows them from the chest up holding a phone in a wavy case with a bunny on it. there are clothes hanging in the back.

bee in a phone mirror selfie that shows them from the hip up and the mirror is very messy. they are fat and wearing a black dress with bell sleeves. there are still clothes in the back. also they want u to notice their french tip fake nails

bee sitting in a car with white headphones on. a tweet has been edited into the corner that says “i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

what’s happening on here hi guys all i ever do on my phone anymore is post instagram stories, check discord look at tiktoks , and solve crosswords yet my screen time is higher than ever how are we doing

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

posting for the first time in 20 days to celebrate

officer down meme shoddily edited to say war criminal down

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

i leave for a week and come back to 20 sex bots what happened

small fluffy white kitten next to a toy carousel. text says “i don’t have that dog in me i have a tiny little kitty cat kitymeowww mreewww :3 mreeepp meowww meeeeww :3 meow”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑‍🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨

small disposable kids cup with a lid that says Islands fine burgers & drinks next to a larger teal water cup

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

i get withdrawal if i go one day without listening to Linger

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

the MyShake test going off 7 hours too early is actually very funny because it was not a robotic voice or an alarm it was simply a regular ass man’s voice bouncing off the walls of my bedroom at 3:19 in the morning

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

you say roast beef flaps as if it’s an insult… baby i’m from chicago pass me the au jus

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

kraft easy mac cups taste better than making the boxed kind and i don’t know why. is it the forever chemicals that give it that je ne sais quoi??

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

it’s a friday night and i’m spending it watching a 2 and a half hour youtube video where someone ranked all the 720+ performances in Glee

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

the only consistent thing about me is the poop that comes 45 minutes after taking an adderall xr

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

did i miss anything? here’s my dog

a pug with a little bit of chihuahua and shar pei in her is sitting on a lap covered in a blanket and she’s looking sweetly to the left at someone off camera. there’s a signed family guy coffee table book looming ominously in the background but it’s not mine i swear

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

a sneaky mosquito gave me multiple leg bites while i was taking a shit you can’t just bite a guy while they’re shitting that’s my time man that’s my porcelain of solitude

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 28/09/2023