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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 22/05/2024

i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool

bee sitting at a dinner table with a 25 birthday sign

weirdly angled photo of tipsy bee holding a plastic crocodile

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

absence update hair is still orange and i still have a generally distressing aura about me in case u were wondering

bee in a car seat that’s reclined too far back, wearing white headphones and a red plaid dress. the imagine is slightly blurry.

bee in a mirror selfie that shows them from the chest up holding a phone in a wavy case with a bunny on it. there are clothes hanging in the back.

bee in a phone mirror selfie that shows them from the hip up and the mirror is very messy. they are fat and wearing a black dress with bell sleeves. there are still clothes in the back. also they want u to notice their french tip fake nails

bee sitting in a car with white headphones on. a tweet has been edited into the corner that says “i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

posting for the first time in 20 days to celebrate

officer down meme shoddily edited to say war criminal down

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

i leave for a week and come back to 20 sex bots what happened

small fluffy white kitten next to a toy carousel. text says “i don’t have that dog in me i have a tiny little kitty cat kitymeowww mreewww :3 mreeepp meowww meeeeww :3 meow”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑‍🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨

small disposable kids cup with a lid that says Islands fine burgers & drinks next to a larger teal water cup

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

did i miss anything? here’s my dog

a pug with a little bit of chihuahua and shar pei in her is sitting on a lap covered in a blanket and she’s looking sweetly to the left at someone off camera. there’s a signed family guy coffee table book looming ominously in the background but it’s not mine i swear

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

why in gods name is this hanging at my doctors office and why is the only thought i have about it “when you leave the cumsock under the bed too long”

weird framed photo with a real gauze background that depicts 3 human babies curled up in gossamer bags

weird framed photo with a real gauze background that depicts 3 human babies curled up in gossamer bags, but it’s close up.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

joining the bad iphone photos of the moon club

blurry photo of the moon with a blue roof fop to the left and a palm tree and foliage to the right. there’s maybe a planet or something to the right but i don’t know what it is.

photo of the moon with glare coming off of it. the dark and the iphone post processing has made the aura around the moon grainy. there’s maybe a planet or something to the right.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

i can’t make any zesty food takes because these are my groceries

mott’s juice for literal children, box of frozen kid’s cuisine, ham and cheddar lunchables, and a michelina’s poppin’ chicken (it is stylized as “POP” with an apostrophe and then the letter “N” but i have a feeling a screen reader might not be able to say that correctly)

cheddar whale crackers and pacific cooler capri suns

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

i censored my face with a smiley potato because my glasses were sitting in a weird disturbing way BUT LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS ONION IS it’s my SIZE of my HEAD

bee with a censored smiley potato fav holding a very large white onion towards the camera. they have tiny baby hands so it’s kind of a weird perspective but that’s fine

bee with their mom holding the giant white onion to compare it to their head

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

ruh roh i’ve barely left my home too and i still mask :’)

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

aren’t you glad i didn’t say ora (gets shot)

bee with orange hair but they cant tell if one of her eyes is actually wonky or if it’s just dysmorphia so you’ll have to let me know

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

why did they yassify gatorade bottles like why is the waist snatched

gatorade bottle with an itty bitty waist like she’s wearing a corset she’s fierce she slays also there’s a white dinosaur next to the scrub brushes by the sink in the background he’s pretty neat right

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

i don’t recall swallowing a magnet from the barbie pooping tanner set but maybe it’s why i am the way that i am

barbie doll with a pooper scooper and a dog that eats little magnetic poops and poops them out

a flocked felt toy of Barbie’s dog tanner with a pink leash. his tail is being pressed to show that he poops out brown nuggets.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

i got a one way ticket to the blonde boy zone (orange, red, green, or pink next???? :P)

bee with bleached hair and shitty unshaped growing in eyebrows and eye bags but it’s fine

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

thought some creep was on my porch at 1 am but turns out it’s just a bigass bug triggering my doorbell cam who ARE YOU

some big ass bug with big orange eyes on my doorbell cam

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

i went to mount gay and everyone knew you there (they spoke highly of you)

bottle full of amber liquid. Label says “Mount Gay barbados rum established 1793”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

reintroduction thread time: name(s): bee (•: pronouns: any! location: scorching butthole (california desert) passions: art, being cringe, funky knick-knacks, anatomy and weird medical shit, longterm nuclear waste warning messages AuDHD and chronically ill and also silly reskeet w/ ur info :3

bee!! in a car but do not worry they are not driving! because they don’t know how! hair is black and pulled back in a clip.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

these were all really great hair eras for me and i miss them

summer 2022 bee with purple hair, looking to the side

mid 2022 bee with faded pink hair that looks peachy

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

i will not be silent anymore he doesn’t even give us the good margarine we get butter its not

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

i have been handed a nondescript furry lump. i am fully expected to play tug of war with it. it is wet.

everything is on my ugly gross-colored rug. chihuahua pug and etc mixed dog is peaking out from behind a furry mass i am holding, remnants of a non-stuffed owl toy. she rips them apart and eats them.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

dibby dibby dibby diBBBAAA dibba dUM all day long i’d dibby dibby DUM if i were a wealthy MAN!!!

chaim topol as Tevye dancing while singing if i were a rich man

bouncing off the walls in bedroom reaction meme

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

unlike you i get my news from a reliable source

the onion satire paper volume 28 issue 17

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

i think i will try this tonight

a spam ad by “healthy living club” that says “blood sugar above 100? try this tonight.” the photo depicts purple colored bananas in a pan or perhaps a bowl, with a spoon full of rust colored powder looming above it

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

‼️🚨NO DANDRUFF DETECTED🚨‼️

bees ID photo with all the information crossed out except for the word California, the photo, and the organ donor sticker.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

she would eat chunks of me before my body even got cold but y’know what that’s ok that’s her prerogative

a beefy pug and chihuahua mixed dog sitting on a brown rug is smiling up at the camera with a kooky look in her eyes fixated behind the camera. she is tan with black ears and a black face mask.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

the left box… that’s a wholesome family cracker with a hearty slice of cheese. you eat that cracker after a long days work in the hamburger mines. the new triscuit box??? that’s a class traitor with his little fucking tomato slices WHO the fuck does he think HE IS?!

the new triscuit box. he’s yuppified. he’s evil. he features the crackers sitting on burlap with scant cheese spread and fancy little tomato slices. there’s sea salt next to him.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

listen i’m not an expert on these things but i’m 99% sure this house on Zillow has photoshopped grass

edge of a house showing the lawn, with a pattern of green grass with blurry edges and repeated identical dandelions

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

i can’t explain how but Charlie Brown radiates transmasc swag

it’s just charlie brown, you know charlie brown! he’s just a little guy the peanuts guy

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

puppies are fun and i’ve enjoyed raising my current dog (please don’t support mills/purposeful breeders) but pls consider a senior dog! in 2015 we adopted one-eyed Penny. She died a year later from a heart tumor, but giving her a year of love that she likely never experienced before changed my life

a one-eyed miniature pinscher laying on blankets holding a little stuffed pig, surrounded by socks because she loved to steal them

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

here’s my dog when she was a puppy hugging a very big sloth for u

tiny chug puppy hugging a stuffed rainbow slothful that is bigger than her. she’s giving bombastic side eye.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

my mom always gave me bangs because she knew i had a fivehead

Childhood bee, age 7, with very bad bangs. They are sitting on a rug on christmas morning 2006 holding an unopened Barbie in The 12 Dancing Princesses interactive dancing Genevieve doll from the movie that came out that year. Oddly specific.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

do u wanna take bets on if you can see this dandruff on my dmv photo in 3-4 weeks

bee sitting in the passenger seat of a car with their seatbelt on, wearing a pink shirt, rainbow glasses, and a gold necklace with the letter B on it.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

outing myself as cringe with my 4 favorite albums

Mitski’s bury me at make out creek (2014) featuring a closeup of a high-rise building with an open window

Mumford & Son’s Sigh No More (2009) featuring the band posing in the window of a white painted storefront

José González’s Veneer (2003) and i’ll be honest i have no idea what it is. It depicts a simple black line art of perhaps a… ripped map piece? I’ve always been stumped.

Vampire Weekend’s self-titled album (2008) featuring an orange-toned photo angled towards the ceiling, showing the top of peoples heads and a chandelier.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

hands out cat ears to my mutuals and makes u put them on at gunpoint nyaaa nyaaaa

two pairs of fluffy cat ears with bells, one white and one black.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

when i was 6 i put gumby in a car full of naked barbies

A photo from 2005. a pink barbie car is on a wood floor and is full of barbies without clothes. Mariposa is driving. gumby is in the front passenger seat, he IS a passenger princess.

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

I HAVE POSTES TO MAKE LET ME IN LET ME IN

eric andre shaking fence yelling “let me in. let me in!”

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

when i see a post that pisses me off i just start sharpening pencils

electric pencil sharpener with colored pencils

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

how am i supposed to learn a second language when i can barely speak english

small papers of various colors with various words and spanish conjugation charts on them and i’ll go feral if i transcribe them all

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

this is what a rat looks like if u haven’t seen one ur welcome bluesky

red colored pencil drawing of a very very simple silly cartoon rat

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Bee ◡̈ @beefarting.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

i made horribly folded baked cream cheese + green onion rangoons last night and now bluesky is talking about cumming into them have i finally tuned into the hivemind of postes

a baking sheet of baked cream cheese rangoons

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