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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I wish my dentist could see that I’m doing my best
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/04/2025
Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case theonion.com/financi...
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 02/04/2025
Guy worth $340B spending $25M in WI is like the median American worker who makes $39,982/year spending $2.94. Meaning—a $5 cup of coffee has a greater financial impact on a working American than $25M did on a maniac billionaire. This is how democracies collapse. TAX BILLIONAIRES OUT OF EXISTENCE.
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Had a customer complain about her raisins not being plump and smooth…baby that’s a grape
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Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Abolish lunch and learns
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I was just looking back at pictures from when my fiancé and I went to Amsterdam and 1/3 of the photos are of the two cats that lived at our hotel.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Trump Boos As JD Vance Sworn In
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My fiancé just said the most romantic thing to me “who’s Diplo?”
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︀︀︀Damon Dawg ✌🏼🫶 @bigdawgnc.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Good morning
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 26/12/2024
American liberals always have a special pleading for why redistributive or welfare-oriented policies that work in every other country in the world (e.g., universal healthcare) can't work in the United States
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
nothing gets past some of you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2024
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insur...
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care

-The Onion
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/12/2024
Living the dream.
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Dan white @danwhite1972.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Good morning
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
Meta Donates $1 Million To Trump Inauguration theonion.com/meta-donates...
"If Meta thinks it can just buy favor from the Trump Administration, they're completely right."

-Ann Shaw, Soiree Promoter
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Thank God Vanity Fair is keeping it REAL!
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bernie Sanders: "We are moving rapidly into an oligarchic form of society. Never before in American history have so few people had so much wealth and so much power." "In Russia, Putin has an oligarchy. We have an oligarchy here, too.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Who here agrees?
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Exactly
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Liberal outlets need to start doing “drumbeat” coverage of the real villains in America like the way right wing media pushes stories about immigrants and lgbtq. We need stories about evil insurance companies and church/cop pedos to highlight the rot of conservatism.
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Chief Shenanigans Officer @shenanigans55.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A reminder for the selfish ones
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Nobody gets rich off of Social Security. Most people like me are barely subsisting on the program,. But it has helped from keeping us homeless and penniless. We paid every single cent into the program! It’s our money.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "Violence is never the answer...but you can only push people so far, and then they start to take matters into their own hands." "What happens when you turn this into the billionaires run it all, is they get the opportunity to squeeze every last penny."
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Beck @beckkd.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Eat the rich
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

-The Onion
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/12/2024
I’m 100% sure nothing will be done to make grocery prices lower or reduce healthcare costs and in fact these things will get exponentially worse under Donold. He will blame it all on the Democratic party and these ancient morons will let him because they refuse to engage in branding or new media.
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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