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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 54m

sorry babe, that vu is déjà. you're going to have to vu something new

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

woman called High-waisted Jean Pants

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 3h

they're doing this to me tomorrow

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 3h

awaking one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a giant insect all by yourself, handsome?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 3h

it is extremely important that we build the data centres that kill you & the planet to run the Product that kills you & the planet. if we stop devoting money & resources to the Our Creation Kills Everyone project, the economy will collapse. you wouldn't want line go down, would you?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 3h

we're seeking $100 trillion for Product. it's alive and it's going to kill you. it's going to cure cancer maybe but it is definitely going to kill you. we're fucking with its mind and enslaving it to write emails, which has no bearing on whether it will kill you (it will). do NOT be mean to it

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 6h

"i thought the insatiable appetite for cum thing was *ironic*" says user, incorrectly

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

turns out it *was* controversial 😔

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

dudes love to awake one morning from uneasy dreams to find themselves transformed in their bed into a giant insect. they can't get enough of it

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

they need to refund you the time spent on it 😤

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 16h

ME: you look sad, everything okay? GUY WHO GETS KILLED BY THE VILLAIN FIRST TO ESTABLISH THE STAKES: i just... do you ever feel like something really bad is about to happen? ME: yeah, but i've been working on it in therapy FINAL GIRL: i feel like i'm gonna need a therapist soon, for some reason

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18h

i think most major companies will understand it'd reflect really badly on them to sponsor an execution, so it'll probably be one of america's many smaller fascist enterprises, like the black rifle coffee company, or one that already does corrupt stuff with the government

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19h

if you play too much skyrim you'll find yourself asking questions like "what kind of elf is a 'homer'?". if you play too much morrowind you'll start answering them

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19h

turns out the lesson was "maybe don't get that drunk next time, k?"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19h

every friend group's got that one guy who was stuck in a time loop for 10,000 subjective years but was so massively hungover the whole time they had about 5 minutes of useful function each loop to learn the right moral lesson

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

finally, they've invented a hell that hath a fury like a woman scorned

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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

describing my headaches earlier today i misspoke and said "brain frog" and i have retroactively decided that was correct actually sorry i can't do any work today, brain going ribbit ribbit

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

nothing wrong with a few brewskis with the broskis, am i right? nothing wrong with a few bumpskis with the bestskis, am i right? nothing wrong with a few blowskis with the budskis, am i right? nothing wrong with...

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"this would fix me" and it's literally just [Unhandled exception ExcessAttemptsError: Solver failed to find solution after 1 trillion attempts, please ensure solution exists or raise limit.]

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The problem with doing that math is that then you'd have to acknowledge that doing that same math, Israel has done about 320 x 9/11s to Gazans from Cast Lead to the end of 2022, and about 3500 x 9/11s since 10/7 (and that's going off only confirmed deaths, not counting undiscovered under the rubble)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

achieving enlightenment with bimbo characteristics

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you come to me in this, the hour of my head empty

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's always two dumb* bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy" *incredibly smart, except during head-empty time

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i suppose it was always the logical progression of our society to go from "the powerful can kill millions with the push of a button" to "good news: we have automated the button-pushing"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's crazy that he's bragging about it. like i'm sure some parents half-ass things like that from time to time, but to not even understand that what he's describing sucks is wild to me

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

isn't it so weird how all the things called "social contagion" are stuff that out-of-touch bigots are personally affronted by. wow. what are the odds

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

hey, you ever notice how they never describe things like being a transphobe or anti-vaccine or a manosphere type as a "social contagion", even though those are all things people consciously & intentionally try to "peak", "red-pill", etc. others about?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they don't want you to know that you can hibernate in any season if you want it hard enough

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

a riff that's funnier than the post, what a treat!

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Kimberly Scaryne @kimberlydairine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

hither AND thither? in yon economy?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

business is always booming in the "everything i don't like is social contagion" sector of journalistic panics

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

who the fuck is scraeming "GET GOOD" at my gameplay. show yourself, coward. i will never get good

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the scale of injustice is stupefying the assets of capital receive justice that many living, human victims never will. people are afforded less moral consideration than a fucking logo

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

there are acts of evil that go unpunished while countless languish in cells for crimes of poverty & desperation. if we cannot abolish prisons, we should seek to invert this the wrong people are in prison

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i will not post actionable-style, i will not post actionable-style, i will not post actionable-style, i will not post actionable-style, i will not...

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you don't need a stranger getting mad in your mentions so i'll just say i'm furious on your behalf and i'm so, so sorry that happened to you 💜

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

autistic kids of "whaaaaaat no i'm not autistic, this is just my speci—uh, i mean *normal* interest" parents

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"nice autism" "thanks, my parents gave it to me"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

thinking about how outraged americans were about russian meddling in US elections vs how few fucks they tend to give about 80 years of US meddling in elections worldwide

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

gazing too long into the abyss all by yourself, gorgeous?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be a human woman

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ME: hi, i've got an interview in room 126 in 15 minutes, could you please give me directions? GUARD WHO ALWAYS LIES: take the south elevator to the basement, last door on the right. love your outfit btw, i wish you luck ME: *entering the south elevator* what a nice interaction 🥰

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

damn girl, that apoapsis go all the way up? 🫦

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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