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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Anyway, I have a literary agent now y’all. Do you think there’s an editor who’s ready to lower their standards and propose matrimonial bliss to me, in a god honoring literary way? Only time will tell.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Tee hee blue butterflies tee hee

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

And not even the fun ‘come my lady come come my lady’ version either jesus christ

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Hmm. That just about sums it up huh.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

So, uhhhhhhhhhhh… what a fucking week, right?

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

Me colonizing Mars in the name of goofy goobers:

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Maybe I should just go back to self pub and fic again. Publishing is just so demoralizing in every possible way.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

I don’t know how to explain to men on Bumble that I want them to pay the same sexual attention to me that the guy from Baumgartner Restorations pays to a damaged 17th century painting.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

Yes many people have had an impact on my life, especially the person who wrote the fic that makes me laugh every time I listen to the Tarzan soundtrack because of their sheer unmitigated AU prowess ❤️

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

Kiddo is refusing to do his homework until he teaches himself the entirety of Alice Deejay’s ‘Better off Alone’ by ear so that’s how my night is going

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Girls don’t want boys they want to hit the unfaithful guy who broke Mermaid Sadé’s heart in her No Ordinary Love video with a truck

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Man kissed me on the cheek in the middle of doing the most unspeakable things to me and when I tell you I swooned

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

God god, Candela Obscura 2 is even more pants-shittingly awesome than the first one is!!! I love all my children: Dr. Gorgeous, Aunt Cat Lady, 2 Solder Boys Who Should Kiss, and also Travis Is Going Through It.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

I’m at the point in my life where I still crave a deep trusting love like the old couples who still cherish each other, but I want it in the way I want a perfectly clean house I see staged for Instagram; does that love really exist? Probably not. Oh well.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Men sure love to piss and moan about women not giving them the attention they think they deserve on dating apps and then they’re out there serving unwashed dumbass with no bio and one photo on Bumble! Make it make sense!!

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Okay I’m finally finishing Ultimatum Queer Love and y’all is there a Kickstarter to help Xander pay for therapy after having to deal with Vanessa the Sociopath for so long????????

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Night Moves is playing at the restaurant and I’m reminded of the time I got shit-talked because another fic author thought I copied them when they actually posted after me.

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

When nobody ships the tiny ship in the tiny fandom and there are no fics but it hits so good in your brain 😩

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Concept: A Knights of Ren group that exclusively does S Club 7 cover songs

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

toxic klingon masculinity

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Oh lord I’m not sure I even remember

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Honestly if a man ever went Full Gomez* with me I might never recover. (*adoration, affection, interest in me as a human being, words of praise and affirmation, active empathy)

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Marry Me by Midnight by Felicia Grossman is still warm from the delivery truck but I’m five pages in and already I’m in love.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

can betazoids feel other people’s itches

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Okay but why do the women audiobook readers who read men’s voices always sound like the mocking SpongeBob meme

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

So excited for Candela Obscura season 2 aka Even More Spooky Hotties

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Aliens are here, they’re real, and they’re HUNG and ready to FUCK

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Also: I’m going to see the Barbie movie tonight finally!!!

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

YAY SO MANY MORE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE HERE

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Well now that I’m here maybe it’s time for me to finish my Ice Planet Barbarians Fic

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Do you think the ghoul boys want to hear stories of the guy who made out with me and then ghosted me as part of their “submit your ghost files evidence” email 😂

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

What if I just deleted my Twitter ha ha what then

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Quick everyone show me your pets right now

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

red alert keyboard shortcut

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

Every time I see another “feminism convinced women of the lie that they belong anywhere but the home I’m so happy to be a simple homemaker who bakes bread and churns butter in my sprigged apron and gingham gown” I wanna barf in the key of single parent

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ur resident lady knight @ladyknight.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

the horniness will continue until morale improves

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

To my twitter mutuals who haven't followed me back on here: It's okay. I love you, be free. I release you from your bonds

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

"They would find each other in every universe" and it's just me hunting down artists on every social site.

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Cait Corrain @caitcorrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

What if I just dropped the back-cover copy for my steamy, snarky, queer Ariadne and Dionysus in space book on here? 👀 CROWN OF STARLIGHT is coming to the US, Canada, and Commonwealth in May 2024! Add it on Goodreads at: tinyurl.com/crowngr

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Okay friends where are we getting our cute summer tops from size-inclusive stores because I need some help

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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 02/07/2023

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

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Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Twisted is a better musical than Wicked, you can’t prove me wrong

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