Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Anyway, I have a literary agent now y’all. Do you think there’s an editor who’s ready to lower their standards and propose matrimonial bliss to me, in a god honoring literary way? Only time will tell. 3170
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/11/2024And not even the fun ‘come my lady come come my lady’ version either jesus christ 160
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Maybe I should just go back to self pub and fic again. Publishing is just so demoralizing in every possible way. 110
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/09/2023I don’t know how to explain to men on Bumble that I want them to pay the same sexual attention to me that the guy from Baumgartner Restorations pays to a damaged 17th century painting. 130
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2023EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH (and the reason I smile fondly at gin too) 110
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Yes many people have had an impact on my life, especially the person who wrote the fic that makes me laugh every time I listen to the Tarzan soundtrack because of their sheer unmitigated AU prowess ❤️ 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Kiddo is refusing to do his homework until he teaches himself the entirety of Alice Deejay’s ‘Better off Alone’ by ear so that’s how my night is going 030
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 12/09/2023Girls don’t want boys they want to hit the unfaithful guy who broke Mermaid Sadé’s heart in her No Ordinary Love video with a truck 020
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 09/09/2023No I don’t know what I did to deserve this Reylo coded behavior but I’m definitely not complaining 1140
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Does the space weiner materialize with a residual transporter glitter too 000
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Man kissed me on the cheek in the middle of doing the most unspeakable things to me and when I tell you I swooned 2140
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 03/09/2023Also I love the fuckin squid dogs but was anyone else thinking all they needed to defeat them was a white woman with a “who rescued who?” bumper sticker and no caution or sense? 010
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 03/09/2023I feel like the Tamarians would’ve really loved the loss meme 000
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 03/09/2023God god, Candela Obscura 2 is even more pants-shittingly awesome than the first one is!!! I love all my children: Dr. Gorgeous, Aunt Cat Lady, 2 Solder Boys Who Should Kiss, and also Travis Is Going Through It. 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 29/08/2023I’m at the point in my life where I still crave a deep trusting love like the old couples who still cherish each other, but I want it in the way I want a perfectly clean house I see staged for Instagram; does that love really exist? Probably not. Oh well. 070
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Step four: Just be honest. If you’re 28 and into older milfs, go for it! If you’re into women who love your dog as much as you do, be upfront about it! Don’t water yourself down to quippy fake bullshit. 020
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Step three: Don’t write “the way to a man’s heart is through his rib cage” ha ha we’ve never seen THAT one before! Listen, we want to like you, maybe even love you one day. Don’t be afraid of doing some introspection and showing personality. 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Step two: Put up more than one pic and try not to look like an unwashed serial killer!! Smile!!!!! Look like the kind of pleasant person someone would be curious to get to know! For the love of god just ask a friend you trust to take some good snaps. 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023There are five things you can do right now, lads, that will 100% change the experience you have on dating apps. Step one: Fill out your fucking bio with SOMETHING. Better yet, make it interesting and honest. Please!! 130
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Men sure love to piss and moan about women not giving them the attention they think they deserve on dating apps and then they’re out there serving unwashed dumbass with no bio and one photo on Bumble! Make it make sense!! 140
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Okay I’m finally finishing Ultimatum Queer Love and y’all is there a Kickstarter to help Xander pay for therapy after having to deal with Vanessa the Sociopath for so long???????? 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Night Moves is playing at the restaurant and I’m reminded of the time I got shit-talked because another fic author thought I copied them when they actually posted after me. 120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 11/08/2023God every day I wake up wishing it was latex or getting hit with a big cartoon hammer that squeaks, it’d be easier to get THOSE kinks met 130
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 11/08/2023When nobody ships the tiny ship in the tiny fandom and there are no fics but it hits so good in your brain 😩 2120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Concept: A Knights of Ren group that exclusively does S Club 7 cover songs 170
Reposted by TrixDr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2): Hawaiʻi People's Fund: hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.co… ʻĀina Momona: secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamauihawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.comMaui Aloha: The Peopleʻs ResponseSupport our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ... 1113871616
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Honestly if a man ever went Full Gomez* with me I might never recover. (*adoration, affection, interest in me as a human being, words of praise and affirmation, active empathy) 1120
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023STOP the hero is so wholesome and sweet I am gonna cry and kiss him on the nose 010
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Marry Me by Midnight by Felicia Grossman is still warm from the delivery truck but I’m five pages in and already I’m in love. 120
Reposted by TrixRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/08/2023can betazoids feel other people’s itches 28614
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023She’s seeing things from a new perspective, and I respect that 020
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Okay but why do the women audiobook readers who read men’s voices always sound like the mocking SpongeBob meme 040
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 04/08/2023So excited for Candela Obscura season 2 aka Even More Spooky Hotties 020
Trix @beatrixwren.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Aliens are here, they’re real, and they’re HUNG and ready to FUCK 040
