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Public Universal Misanthrope

@beatrixd.bsky.social
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A tiny Fool who carries the mail, and does art and cosplay sometimes. They/them/iel, no fucking t3rfs or gencrits instagram.com/listlesswarrior?igshi…

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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A better future is still possible.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's always the "guy with a children's book idea." We'd all be *much better off if you did *not publish, *thank you.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of that is worth saying. Or thinking.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Into a large bank of mics: I am being SILENCED
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He does the bewbies, she does the crimes.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
a sheep with its head up and with its head lowered to graze, showing the freaky eyeball thing
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jessica CHRIST put the bong AWAY
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's how Cowboy look like in uncle donnie's picture book (which is the same as farmer, obviously 🙄)
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"We'll just call you J to avoid confusion"
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hands off my virginia
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons. "This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever." commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
A white samoyed dog is sleeping in the lap of a large teddy bear, easily three times the size of the dog. The bear's paw is placed on the dog's back and its face is arranged looking down onto the dog.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤷
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bring back the OG
A vintage Fisher-Price activity board.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wish he was burning man, fuck
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm in Canada, and tend to use both, if that's anything. I do really like this 💜
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just offstage, a leopard tucks a napkin under its chin
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bien sûr 🙄
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
...which is as American as any other name, if one isn't a self-loathing racist
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish them a season of watching people come up towards their truck, then suddenly doing a 180 never to return
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Task failed successfully
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This 🧵 is (a) god tier commitment to the bit and (b) oh so adaptable to other realms of study
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah that's what was *supposed* to happen, there was like a whole huge campaign and everything?
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Your daily reminder that the Alberta separatist candy bar consists of a micro-thin saccharine coating over a hard, bitter centre of hate and violent racism.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My favorite part of this is the inclusion of a normal horse, as if we couldn’t tell that the other one is NOT normal.
Two images of horses. One, the normal horse, is normal. The other one exhibits polydactyly and is obviously not normal with its extra digits.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hm I wonder if he's a separatist
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He needs to get on with it too. Chop, chop! . . . (double entendre intended)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A voice comes from City Hall saying "we're trying to get kids excited about public transportation, so we came up with a mascot." A man in a suit presents a large eyed bus mascot. He says "members of the transit commission, meet BUSSY." An advisor whispers in his ear. The man puts his faces in his hands and says "oooohh... the costume alone cost $32,000"
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(the bar was in Hell already)
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh christ the bubbles make it SO much WORSE somehow
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't sleep, ceiling will crush me Can't sleep, ceiling will crush me Can't sleep, ceiling will crush me
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reaper needs to dial tf in
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week can fuck off basically
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somebody get the Etsy witches on the line tout de fuckin suite because TOMORROW better be some GOOD news or so help me
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"...Proper fucked?"
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't know how to put this precisely but some of you need to never speak to me again
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My psych prescribed Wellbutrin and I complained about excess sweating, so he INCREASED the dose and prescribed another thing on top. The pharmacist: "This one works by slowing your heart rate"?! I binned both of them. (And the Dr.)
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can she make change for a kiss
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
me: i must practice the dharma also me:
me telling ai man to khs
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Recently read a skeet on here that was like "It's theorized men are more vulnerable to LLMs/chatbots because women are more thoroughly socially conditioned to be instantly suspicious of fawning, complimentary, compliant attention," and. Thinkin' about that, tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtvI...
youtube.com
The Hank Green Situation is Weird and Sad
YouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"VaNdAliSm! They paid good money to have that printed!" or something.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saw one the other day with Snoopy in profile and 3/4 at the same time, i.e., he had two noses. Like...come on. That's disrespectful.
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