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fightme tuscadero

@beanarie.bsky.social
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white leftist queer. she/her

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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 2h
my $38 dinner consisted of • a sandwich that fell apart • fake "fresh" orange juice • a donut with an offputting savory aftertaste it's like they put effort into convincing me never to go back any reason
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 13h
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i spent saturday - monday in a movie review spiral and probably dried up a moderately sized lake. No Youtube Tuesdays, my new thing that i already cheated on by watching two shorts & an 8 minute video during lunch
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Silas, asleep on a coffee mug, in a sunbeam. I’d say he’s managing quite well. I don’t need that notebook anyway…
A lynx point Siamese cat snoozing on a coffee mug.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.
The turtle, lizards, snake, field mouse, and Frog all laugh at Toad. Not very nice friends, are they?

From "A Swim"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i need to work on appreciating the people in front of me who actively want to be part of my life and strengthening connections with them rather than fixating on those who seem to be ghosting me
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sunset at 6:46 😭
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i can't believe i've written over 4k since saturday despite actively not wanting to write the thing i was writing and mostly only posting for two friends and my pitiful word count on ao3
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so great cats domesticated themselves. don't even like to imagine a world where they didn't and they were just running wild not letting us pick them up
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good for her!
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cab company on tues: *accepts my reservation for thursday at 3:30pm" weds: please confirm your reservation for thursday at 3:30 thurs at 3pm: uhhh. just call us when you're ready. (me: i'm ready to tell you i need it at 3:30!) buh, ok.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"i was wondering how i would know when the seasonal depression kicked on and then i got the email notice for this fic" screaming. this is why i love posting major character death
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just saw a meme that said there’s only about 100 days left in 2026 and almost threw up. I don’t even know why, just visceral horror.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
Last week, the longlists for the National Book Awards were announced. Among the 20 authors in the fiction and nonfiction categories, nearly all are straight white males. Most are also on the political right, some even on the far right. Remarkably, mainstream media outlets haven’t reported this, perhaps because they don’t think it’s noteworthy. It’s as if we were living in 1956 rather than 2026.

If you’re scratching your head at this “news,” well, it’s because I made it up. Or rather, I inverted the particulars about the authors’ identities and their political views to make a point: If today, as a reader, you recoil at the thought of a time in which minorities were systematically marginalized when it came to the literary world’s public honors (and so much else), shouldn’t you also recoil now that the tables have been almost completely turned? And if you object to the right’s efforts to politicize the arts, won’t you also object when the efforts come from the left?
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It's me, Nico. @nicasio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Times are getting a bit tough on my end, and having some work lined up would help immensely. If you have any need of editing or sensitivity reading, please keep me in mind!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're in a pickle... help us rate these Goose pics on scale of "Awww!" to "Mayor of Squee City!!!" p.s. If you have cute aggression brought on by manul bleps, fair warning.
A Pallas's cat with long, dense fur and distinctive markings, such as a fluffy tail and rounded ears, is perched on a rocky surface, intently looking at the camera.A Pallas's cat stands on a mossy surface, looking forward with its mouth slightly open, exposing teeth. The background is blurred, highlighting the cat's dense fur and intense expression.A Pallas's cat perched on a rocky surface, looking to the side with its tongue sticking out. Its fur is thick and gray with patches of white.A Pallas's cat with thick, grey fur is standing on rocky terrain, looking upward. The background features a stone surface and a small cave opening.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HUGE recommend from me. One of my favorite TV shows ever, full stop. And not just because it features a character nicknamed Angry Ginger. It just rocks. Anyway -- I love Killjoys, love it a lot. Team Awesome Force 4eva!!!
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Toad took his clothes out of the closet and put them on. Then he crossed out: Get Dressed.
Toad stands at his closet door, looking at his list. One more item crossed off!

From "A List"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
spent over three hours on a bench in the park because the weather was too lovely to leave, went home and passed the FUCK OUT. i guess fresh air *is* tiring
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You do not choose the blorbo. The blorbo chooses you. You have no say in the matter.
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Vi7id @ultra-vi7id.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“What happened then?” asked Toad.
Toad spurs on Frog, enraptured by the latter's ghost story.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaah *inhales deeply* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's done i think! and writing it made me really happy. that's the point. that's why i do this.
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i need to accept that people i really like dislike/hate many characters (and sometimes tropes and plots) i have an attachment to, which will affect their interpretation of my fic and may keep them from reading entirely
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's probably a good sign when your campaign pitch is the same thing you say to a bookie before he breaks your legs
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i need to inure myself to the idea that someone will be super fucking aggravating in my ao3. there's always one! no matter what i put in my author's note, no matter how many assholes i block, there will always. be. one. i need to quit giving them so much power
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
told my mom about the ed sheeran thing and she was refreshingly confused by the notion that macklemore did anything wrong
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tinfoil witch burning under a bridge @brookass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
meme showing a photo of Sainsbury's Basics brand "15 cheesy singles" with the top text reading, "just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album"
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i get gunshy about people who are super cool and seem super into me really quickly. if i didn't do anything to earn their friendship, there's nothing i can do to keep them from getting the ick
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