Reposted by Jake WrightMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 3hthe tech industry is about to invent books 327109602099
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 7hI have literally never seen a homily met with applause. Like, my brain is having trouble computing that this even happened. 000
Reposted by Jake WrightA secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 10h"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me" 171640346
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 8hDid not have “Would Epicurus have liked Starbucks” on my bingo card For the day, but what an actually incredible question to think about in class. 030
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 15h“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” –Brett Kavanaugh, Vasquez Pedromo v. Noem 032
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very excited for January when I get to see what happens when you have the most meticulous class planner I know (not me) co-teach a pedagogy seminar with someone who has described themselves in professional settings as a “pedagogical chaos goblin” (me). 040
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didn’t realize that until just now, but ohmygod. It’s perfect. 10/10 no notes. 020
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your named non American/European authors are Confucius and Augustine. You have as many LITERAL NAZIS (Heidegger) as you do authors from Asia (Confucius). Twelve percent—TWELVE PERCENT—of the authors are women. If I were associated with making this, I'd be DEEPLY embarrassed. 2503
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, you'd like to talk about "great questions of human life" and your most recent political philosopher is Karl Marx? Your only psychologist is William James? You have more fucking Romans on there than you do people from the 20th Century. 2424
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm a professional philosopher. Something like half of the names on this list are philosophers, depending on how you draw your lines. These names don't make up half of the authors IN MY INTRO TO ETHICS CLASS. This list is garbage not because of what's there but because of what's not. 46918
Reposted by Jake WrightElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 54117693484
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love that Mr. “Best Communicator on Earth” is out here saying that accountability is bad when the median voter sounds like Samuel L. Jackson delivering the Ezekiel 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction. 0130
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rahm Emanuel should shut the fuck up. In fact, Rahm Emanuel and James Carville should have a shutting the fuck up contest to see who can do the best job of just shutting the fuck up. 170
Reposted by Jake WrightTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I should NOT read news before food and coffee. Now I have gone and said things. 33789
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Does it ever seem weird to you that the TNG episode that best predicted the 21st Century was Darmok? 000
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sir, I regret to inform you that Surf Dracula has been Milkshake Ducked. 100
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It gives me no joy to say that it was the ghosts in Garfield's Halloween Adventure. 020
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When my wife and I lived in Spain, we saw a guy’s leg bend at a 90 degree angle where there was no joint. The fact that we saw it on a tiny CRT tv on a shelf in the corner of a bar didn’t make it suddenly watchable. Bad leg injuries are something else. 010
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Weirdly gave me a chance to explain anti-trans discrimination to my kids. 010
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's only one rule in that circumstance: Act only on that maxim that you can at the same time will it be a universal law of nature. 000
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm watching the Vikings game and getting—I shit you not—Texas senate ads. 110
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My man looks like the state fair butter sculpture made flesh. 010
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have seen as many Texas senate ads as I have Minnesota governor and Iowa senate ads combined, despite the fact that I live in one state, border and share a media market with another, and live on the literal opposite end of the country of the third. 100
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seeing political ads while I watch the Vikings game from here in my living room in Southeast Minnesota and I cannot stress the degree to which I do not live in Texas. 110
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was just explaining anti-trans discrimination to my 9YO because of a political ad and 9YO just stops and goes, "If you say you're afraid of people, you're actually afraid of you" and like, holy shit the wisdom of babes, friends. 0112
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think it was a bold choice to bless the elephant and mouse simultaneously. 110
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine bringing your family’s beloved goldendoodle or whatever and you turn around and are suddenly face-to-face with a goddamn Clydesdale in the middle of a church. 275
Reposted by Jake WrightPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 296124682459
Reposted by Jake WrightAubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thank you, uh, Bill Kristol. 875590
Reposted by Jake WrightKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And $500 to the second reporter who asks that. 961424
Reposted by Jake WrightKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026$100 to the first reporter who asks Eric Schmitt what he plans to do next now that his political ambitions are over 551879194
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AI dipshittery aside, can you imagine telling the pope—the person chosen by arguably the most famous electoral process in global history—that "no one elected you"? That the spiritual leader of 1.4 BILLION Catholics has "absolutely no weight in this debate" and is being used? Like, what the fuck? 0162
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bluey should have not just been on the list but been in the top ten!! 010
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's a basically identical ad running in my district (MN-01) where the incumbent Republican *should* be safe, but a combo of a building blue wave and outrage over a data center just outside of the district's biggest city (which is happening because of bribes) are maybe making some things happen. 0531
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The degree to which these people tell on themselves without realizing it is truly a sight to behold. 030
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Information is beautiful* *terms and conditions apply 010
Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The stuff that he's gone through" You mean being rapey? 010
Reposted by Jake WrightTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119613108
Reposted by Jake WrightJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 02/10/2026This is just delightful. Former Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin spent more than a decade building a city full of architectural marvels that would put any Trump property to shame. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...youtube.comEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 0314