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Jake Wright

@bcnjake.bsky.social
2.7K followers 336 following 5.1K posts

Philosopher, husband, dad, teacher, "leftist," potty-mouth, certified AI hater, and pedagogical chaos agent. Aspiring to be the C.M. Punk of higher education. Distinguished, or so I'm told. he/him

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 3h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 6h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 7h
I have literally never seen a homily met with applause. Like, my brain is having trouble computing that this even happened.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 10h
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 8h
Did not have “Would Epicurus have liked Starbucks” on my bingo card For the day, but what an actually incredible question to think about in class.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 15h
“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” –Brett Kavanaugh, Vasquez Pedromo v. Noem
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very excited for January when I get to see what happens when you have the most meticulous class planner I know (not me) co-teach a pedagogy seminar with someone who has described themselves in professional settings as a “pedagogical chaos goblin” (me).
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This list is art.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t realize that until just now, but ohmygod. It’s perfect. 10/10 no notes.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two Marys? In THIS economy?!
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your named non American/European authors are Confucius and Augustine. You have as many LITERAL NAZIS (Heidegger) as you do authors from Asia (Confucius). Twelve percent—TWELVE PERCENT—of the authors are women. If I were associated with making this, I'd be DEEPLY embarrassed.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, you'd like to talk about "great questions of human life" and your most recent political philosopher is Karl Marx? Your only psychologist is William James? You have more fucking Romans on there than you do people from the 20th Century.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a professional philosopher. Something like half of the names on this list are philosophers, depending on how you draw your lines. These names don't make up half of the authors IN MY INTRO TO ETHICS CLASS. This list is garbage not because of what's there but because of what's not.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heidegger? Nice to see an ACTUAL NAZI on that list.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love that Mr. “Best Communicator on Earth” is out here saying that accountability is bad when the median voter sounds like Samuel L. Jackson delivering the Ezekiel 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rahm Emanuel should shut the fuck up. In fact, Rahm Emanuel and James Carville should have a shutting the fuck up contest to see who can do the best job of just shutting the fuck up.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should NOT read news before food and coffee. Now I have gone and said things.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does it ever seem weird to you that the TNG episode that best predicted the 21st Century was Darmok?
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sir, I regret to inform you that Surf Dracula has been Milkshake Ducked.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It gives me no joy to say that it was the ghosts in Garfield's Halloween Adventure.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#notallbelugas
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When my wife and I lived in Spain, we saw a guy’s leg bend at a 90 degree angle where there was no joint. The fact that we saw it on a tiny CRT tv on a shelf in the corner of a bar didn’t make it suddenly watchable. Bad leg injuries are something else.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weirdly gave me a chance to explain anti-trans discrimination to my kids.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's only one rule in that circumstance: Act only on that maxim that you can at the same time will it be a universal law of nature.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm watching the Vikings game and getting—I shit you not—Texas senate ads.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like the state fair butter sculpture made flesh.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have seen as many Texas senate ads as I have Minnesota governor and Iowa senate ads combined, despite the fact that I live in one state, border and share a media market with another, and live on the literal opposite end of the country of the third.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing political ads while I watch the Vikings game from here in my living room in Southeast Minnesota and I cannot stress the degree to which I do not live in Texas.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was just explaining anti-trans discrimination to my 9YO because of a political ad and 9YO just stops and goes, "If you say you're afraid of people, you're actually afraid of you" and like, holy shit the wisdom of babes, friends.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think it was a bold choice to bless the elephant and mouse simultaneously.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine bringing your family’s beloved goldendoodle or whatever and you turn around and are suddenly face-to-face with a goddamn Clydesdale in the middle of a church.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That rug really tied the holodeck together.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MIZ
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, uh, Bill Kristol.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And $500 to the second reporter who asks that.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$100 to the first reporter who asks Eric Schmitt what he plans to do next now that his political ambitions are over
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
William R. Rafflesburg, Jr.
Virginia (D)
Clerked for Justice Scalia before serving as deputy attorney general under Bush 41.
Once hated Trump for betraying "conserva-tive values," now routinely takes positions to the left of Emma Goldman.
No longer welcome on PBS News Roundtable after referring to the Weather Underground as "a good start."
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI dipshittery aside, can you imagine telling the pope—the person chosen by arguably the most famous electoral process in global history—that "no one elected you"? That the spiritual leader of 1.4 BILLION Catholics has "absolutely no weight in this debate" and is being used? Like, what the fuck?
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluey should have not just been on the list but been in the top ten!!
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a basically identical ad running in my district (MN-01) where the incumbent Republican *should* be safe, but a combo of a building blue wave and outrage over a data center just outside of the district's biggest city (which is happening because of bribes) are maybe making some things happen.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The degree to which these people tell on themselves without realizing it is truly a sight to behold.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Information is beautiful* *terms and conditions apply
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The stuff that he's gone through" You mean being rapey?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so beautiful. They should have sent a poet.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 02/10/2026
This is just delightful. Former Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin spent more than a decade building a city full of architectural marvels that would put any Trump property to shame. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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