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Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT (www.youtube.com/@BBQdotgov). Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 18h
cool ranch flavored communion wafers
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 18h
Oh the Flyers are ASS ass huh
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18h
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20h
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 20h
This is why I play mostly retro video games. Controllers w/ 6 buttons, 4 triggers, multiple thumb joysticks - bitch, I'm not tryna learn to fly a fighter jet! I just wanna jump and shoot shit.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 21h
Wow, he actually did it
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 21h
Would this shop be exceedingly cluttered, or is the aesthetic obsessively organized?
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 21h
Trump has massively shifted the Overton window of what it means to be a subpar president. To a lot of folks, I bet W's fuckups now seem quaint when compared to Trump's overt, intentional fuckery.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*checks Little Lotto ticket* 10 11 13 14 FUCK
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man this guy really doesn’t like Human Resources
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito is a second-rate mind doing first-rate misogyny.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By “people” he means “men”
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New adjective just dropped
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no Thornton
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ironically, Benson really hasn’t been the main problem!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have we considered the possibility that Deebo might be the only NFL player who grows *more* powerful with substation exposure
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when the presentation runs over the 30 minute mark
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
prAIest Father Claude
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CEEDEE TD
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is Chism when you ejaculate at a Chili’s?
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Les Snead had one, maybe two good drafts and convinced himself he solved football
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hey Skyy Moore is on the Packers? Huh.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ironic thing, of course, is that "Woke 1" was the exact opposite of the Witch Trials. There were no actual witches. That's why the Witch Trials were bad.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
as good a time as ever to bring this up: chris rock’s acting in Fargo season 4 was some of the worst i’ve ever seen, and the fact that he was praised for it by some critics made me feel insane.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t wait for them to go 6-11 this year
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tyson Bagent? That new townhome development across town?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@thecheeseball81.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This piece of the puzzle isn't talked about nearly enough. I am willing to bet it's not the kids who do their own homework who will be left behind in the future. The stans are screaming this because they need it to be true or they are proper fucked.
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 03/10/2026
If you told me Bryce Underwood can’t read a defense at all and he’s only able to throw to whoever the play’s designed for, how would it look different from what we see on every passing down
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True bipartisanship
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*checks notes* *ahem* JUG
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all stuff you’d find at the 1910s equivalent of a TJ Maxx or a Fleet Farm
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DON’T EXIT
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The worst weekend of his life SO FAR
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Delicious bugs
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan State convert on 4th down challenge: Impossible level difficulty
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Charlie Brown had Hose (to cover the spread)
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 13/09/2025
"Festive Autumn Gendered Buttwipes" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CRISS CROSS
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, the Russian bear was not on a unicycle when it killed his dad
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure, but thank you for birthing the idea of Sean John the Baptist in my head *adds to bespoke Jeopardy! Before and After category*
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agreed. But if CLE will contend & Watson plays halfway decent, the league’s media partners will have to figure out how to talk about him in a nuanced way. I’m not sure many of them can, or want to - easier to just gloss over it. Reminds me of how broadcasts hand-waved Aldon Smith’s perpetual DUIs.
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