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Anjin Anhut / available for freelance @anjinanhut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CSP is again 50% off, 1 time purchase. Literally the best dump-photoshop-now-app for digital illustration, concept art ect. (i can also do animation) I use it in freelance and in studio settings as an art team. Offer will end in less then 7 days. Try the free trial. GO! DUMP PHOTOSHOP NOW!
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Health insurance is a battle pass for medicine.
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This exchange is really good and my god Miyu took Arisu's fucking head off. Maybe the best kick of the year in wrestling
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Step aside Crystal, Cassie, and Noel's hot mom! There's a NEW icon of raw sex appeal in the Swan Boy universe and his name is GLEN! 🥵💦
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CASSIE IS ALL OF US
Panel of a swanboy comic in which Cassie exclaims "diggity datum, does she need a fuckin' wife"
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know every guy and gal working under the AEW umbrella this week is gonna bust their ass out there for Ben. Watch every match a little closer. Put your phone down a little more often. I'm telling myself this as much as you. Pac was one of the true artists of this profession. Look closer. 🤼‍♂️
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What are we doing?
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Game where you play as a serious, tough-on-the-outside, slightly naive/idealistic man who has a kind heart and an open mind, who always does the right thing: Make a Yakuza game about Hank Hill, you cowards
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Hank Hill: Why Mow a Lawn Instead of Drugs Meme
Alt: Hank Hill: "Why would anybody do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"we allowed rights to be stripped from minorities and tolerated illegal wars and destroyed literature about queer and trans history in order to prevent fascism"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This three panel sight gag from early on in @rainbowrowell.bsky.social's She-Hulk omnibus is so *elegantly* funny, I'm in awe of it. Having a good time with this book.
Panel 1: Jen Walters fully in frame, looking angry. Panel 2: Jen's feet, kicking her high heels off. Panel 3: Jen still looking angry, but now we only see the top of her head.
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is some Eternal Darkness "your sanity meter is too low so your map screen starts hallucinating" shit
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WMATA post front and center filled me with an undescribable feeling. Swanboy should not be metro accessible.
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The caption about the new camera is so brilliantly silly and stupid. It's a perfect joke.
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IDK who needs to know this but Oriental Trading is selling one gross of Harryhausen skeletons for $25 www.orientaltrading.com/bulk-mini-ha...
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Bulk Mini Halloween Skeleton Warrior Toy Soldiers – 144 pc | Oriental Trading
March spooky fun into Halloween celebrations with these mini skeleton warrior toy soldiers. Featuring detailed skeletal battle poses and classic army men ...
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luna stargays 🏳️‍⚧️ @stargays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
people love to use they/them when referring to trans women who use she/her pronouns 🙃
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had to learn what a blow job was to understand what was on the news every evening.
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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
no he's in armored trooper votoms. different series
Screenshot from Armored Trooper Votoms. Vanilla is saying "Can I assume Chirico's in one piece?".
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Who in the gayest position front , in the middle, or in the back with your legs wrapped around everyone
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More Mitch Hedberg, reading:

I finished a 1CC of Gradius the other day, and the end credits just read "by Konami". I guess that was the one credit. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe next time I'll get a 2CC and find out who made the graphics.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I know assholes like the Rolling Stones know sax solos that sound like the end of an SNL episode” In a lot of art the key is being specific
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me: There's no way the @warframe.com devs can top their dummy thick, Pennywise-coded, haunted painting burlesque diva robot. Digital Extremes: Check this shit out - Columbo robot. Columbot. Me: I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
Brysko, a detective shaped Warframe, striking an iconic Columbo pose.Peter Falk, a detective shaped human, striking an iconic Columbo pose.
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How did Branson manage to make Cassie, and already perfect character, somehow even more endearing? READ TO FIND OUT, TRUE BELIEVERS!
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If I had to describe the weather right now, it's "lend a prayer to your local jeep lesbians that rubber ducks can survive unmelted on a 195°F dashboard" weather.
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm almost angry at how elegantly layered "Weather is wine dark, wish you were beautiful" is as a joke.
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Corthulhu @corinaboettger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When I recorded this line I was still in the closet. Recording this line actually helped me realize I should come out. So thanks Ushikoshi and @spikechunsoftinc.bsky.social
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nancy 6/13/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 2
Nancy’s at summer camp… Fritzi’s at the club…
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My favorite part about this strip is that I have to imagine it has starkly divided the "horny for Nora Household" community into two camps: those celebrating and those posting that one "not like this" gif from The Matrix.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Join us in wishing Ume safe travels on her next adventure! It’s hard to believe the tiny calf who arrived looking like a little “watermelon on legs” is now a confident, independent young tapir ready for her next chapter. Over the past year, we’ve watched Ume grow, explore, and capture many hearts. ❤️
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball.
PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting"
PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops."
PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end."
PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" 
PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO"
PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!"
PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!"
PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting."
PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair."
PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!"
PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 03/06/2026
🌈HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL. It's time for our 2026 Pride merch that raises money for the Stonewall Community Foundation! This year it'll be live until July 15th but be sure to scoop it up soon! store.dftba.com/collections/...
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lady at snakerama @deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
my whole deal
still from an old commercial of a skeleton holding a box of sunkist spooky fruit snacks
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What ki- oh okay, thanks man.
Alt text of the 5/28/2026 Swan Boy comic just saying "Woodchuck"
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The way that @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social's intros are simultaneously goofy and surreal but then also somehow the most heartfelt thing you've ever heard in your damn life is miraculous. The sea foam bit, incredible! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z8q...
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Bath & Body Works with Matty Real
YouTube video by STORES
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Really excited for Swan Boy Online: Shadowbringers
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 15/05/2026
Knight, Barbarian, Sorceress, Warlock, Wizard, Necromancer
A screenshot of Heroes of Might and Magic II, showing the six classes:
Knight, Barbarian, Sorceress, Warlock, Wizard, Necromancer
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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sarah harpy @sarah-harpy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
wearing my "I'm with her" shirt in reference to Noel's mom. also I think it's a sign of Branson Reese's ultimate subcultural success that a solid 50% of the people reposting his comics are trans women
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bbalpert.bsky.social @bbalpert.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's a broken part of me that wants - no, that NEEDS the Swan Boy community to show up for Noel's mom like they did for Hooters Panda. Don't disappoint me, degenerates. I'm counting on you all.
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Modern Sesame Street would never shoot a 3-minute oner craning around multiple stories that has no educational purpose besides establishing a lived-in neighborhood with, like, texture
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