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@baxxxw3b.bsky.social
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too hot for twitter (suspended for death threats), He/Him

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 4h
“If they really wanted to push the envelope they should've went harder by giving absolutely Zero F's but nope! I'm messed up for suggesting this but they should've done: 9-11 joke/ George Floyd death/ Charlie Kirk joke/ Cheating C.E.O. At the Coldplay Concert last year/ someone use Nor R word or ehh idk I'm out of ideas but hey I don't write movies they said every line wood be crossed but what line did they even cross tf? I wanted new hilarious, bold, iconic, brand new jokes I'd developed a 6 pack from laughing too hard from; but then reality happened.
Instead they jjst referenced shi like they was checking off a bulletin list of recent decade's Pop Culture: Elon Musk, OF, TikTok, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's feud, 6+7 Etc Etc ridiculous ain't it? "We're gonna cancel the Cancel Culture!" Yeah right, I expected better from you Marlon, that's the last time I rooted for you!”
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 23h
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/donal...
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Donald Glover Live Tweets People Having Sex In A Bank Of America (With Pics!)
Thank you for this, Mr. Glover. What a great use of Twitter.
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can you fuck off
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall hearing Internet Historian pitch starting a lets play channel with JonTron
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every random person on the internet whom I will never talk to is super into Kyle Gordon, but then everybody I know in the real world fucking hates everything about him
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tiktok comment with 4 likes that reads "How do you check if someone sampled something"
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got irrationally angry about the sift
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siri doesn’t listen to me anymore. I tell it to do something and then i do it myself like a loser
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verity Backrooms Marvel Cinematic Universe Persona Slendytubbies The Boiled One Charlie Kirk Spider-Man Five Nights at Freddy's Wumpus Lord Verity Obsession Fortnite Deltarune GG Fucking EZ Coyote vs Acme GTA IV Family Guy
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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re having a farting contest. Who wins?
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katelynn @katelynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bookmarked a SoundCloud downloader and it's already been taken down
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scary Movie (2026) on isitwokeornot.com where they have determined it's 50% woke and gay
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my chrome reading list just cleared itself completely
There was a healing
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BurfDaiZz25 unsplit on SoundCloud soundcloud.com/baxxxw3b/bur...
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BurfDaiZz25 (Continuous Mix)
BurfDaiZz25 is a continuous mashup/mashcore project built out of two urlfest sets made for birthday events. 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 Bandcamp upload with split tracks: http
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2hollis sex
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
actually so fucked up how bad I am at gaging the length of any amount of time
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watched the new gemini home entertainment and browsed r/DeepIntoYouTube and I actually got sooo scared
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in a waiting room scrolling my phone and trying not to laugh at my phone
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a covid hyperpop mass psychosis Charli XCX fan and I got so filtered by that last album. I seriously can’t listen to anything from her without getting secondhand embarrassment at the moment.
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
went on pocketmortys.net and looked at all of the morties like this
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoon Morty > Fork Morty > Spork Morty evolution chain
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DottieDeer!! 💛 @dottiedeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
peeing in da shower and the faucet ain’t even on
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
listening to music through the last.fm player is awesome because now and then you'll discover a video like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLL0...
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Inverse Phase - Get Clucky (live at Gallery 5, Richmond Va)
YouTube video by telmnstr
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lamp @lampamationstudio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
109 on #crossyroad. My top is 120. crossyroad.com
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Starting a band so I can give my friend group a name. Like I can start saying “[person] from [band name]” instead of “my friend I have that does [the thing relevant to what we’re talking about]”
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guy who just got sent footage of his parents being murdered: “Dude! There are some things that you just don’t send to people!”
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sleepr @sleeprhit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Normal screenshot of Tetris DS (2006).

The top screen shows a special animation of Super Mario Bros. 3's Bowser sprite walking amongst former United States president George W. Bush.
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Lars Hansson @romabysen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everything going on forever now is a fucking curse.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
neilnevins posts on twitter saying: "Scooby and Shaggy coming out dressed as hairstylists: and just WHERE have you been? You're late for your appointment! The monster that was chasing them:"

the image attached to the post shows a stock image of a white man with brown hair and a orange shirt pointing at himself, confused.
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to make a ytp of that opening sequence in Spider-Man: Brand New Day just because it’s extremely TASM2-esque
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Ziggles! ☕️ @zigvkatz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder how that waifish twink I abandoned is doing.
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max_imumfries @max-imumfries.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rabbids Go Home is a great game.
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*reads the alt text*
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn't ever really notice until I drew it but the SSBB victory screen is so beautiful... I want to sit here with a beautiful woman and talk about nothing in particular
Blank ground with scenic sky
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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#DOITFORSHIIKO | Lillie Ver.Ka 🏳️‍⚧️ @heat--end.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
did you guys see what they just announced for the zelda direct?!?!?!?!? dude holy shit
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 08/09/2026
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Super Juegos X-treme @reefdevastation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
google ai won't even let you smoke while pregnant anymore
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alien we found in our backyard
catra
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
soyjak going to dentist saying "i hate the dentist" and opening wide for the dentist despite stating him hating the dentist
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𝘼𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙧 @agnar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why is she here
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𝘼𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙧 @agnar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Need an age gap relationship with a millennial so I can be perceived as “shmexy”
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