Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cool Cat here! I got my account back from Dirty Dog! He was saying nasty things! He must work for Domino’s! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a proud Italian Spanish Portuguese, we had every right to be offended! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m Dirty Dog! Wanted you all to know that Cool Cat shaves down there, and it looks atrocious! Do not ask how I learned this information, or I will bite your leg and give you AIDS! Rawr! 100
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Greetings from Dirty Dog Land! I hope Cool Cat is having a terrible Friday! He knows what he did! Rawr! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m Dirty Dog! And I want you all to know that Derek Savage is an undiagnosed autistic. This has been a Dirty Dog PSA. By the way, you stink! 100
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dirty Dog here! I’m an atheist, and I think God is going to send you to Hell for following Cool Cat! Rawr! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dirty Dog here. I just ran into Cool Cat’s weird rapper friend Hood Rat. He told me “yo, yo, yo!” I told him “NO, NO, NO!” Then I called him a British insult! rawr! 110
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rawr! I’m Dirty Dog! And I’m gonna eat Cool Cat up, because I’m huge! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s mine! Cool Cat’s account is finally mine! Now I will reach his DOZENS of followers! Ha, ha, ha! Stay tuned, kids! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did Charlie Kirk ever recover from his boo-boos? 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But really tho, why did she do blackface? Why does she still have supporters? 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cool Cat LOVES his sausage! We should all make Domino’s pay for making me wait! 100
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026CANCEL MCDONALD MAN! They just made my Quarter Pounder WRONG and REFUSED to give me a double refund for my trouble! McDonald’s will no longer have Cool Cat’d business! Thank you for your attention to this matter! 120
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A KID SENT THIS TO ME SCREAMING AND CRYING! I HAD TO TELL HIM IT’S MAKE BELIEVE AND I AM OKAY! WHY DOES THE LIBERAL MEDIA ALLOW THIS HATEFUL AND SLANDEROUS CRAP? ANYWAY I BEAT THAT FAT UNICORN‘S FAT GASSY BELLY! BECAUSE COOL CAT ALWAYS WINS! 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@dominos-pizza.bsky.social I’m following you now. I never forgive. I never forget. 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is absolutely unacceptable! Whenever my Daddy Derek makes a “delivery“ he always does so MUCH faster than 15 minutes! Just ask Mama Cat! 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just gave Mitch a visit. It went according to plan. 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That’s for you to decide because of my Cool Cat Magic 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just shared this on Twitter! Go check. I really did. Also, my Daddy Derek ran away to find some ladies! Meow! 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Always remember I get MUCH more action than you! —Derek Savage, the Movie Producer, and creator of the Cool Cat BRAND 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sources tell me Hood Rat is stable. Please God. 010
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 04/09/2026She liked me MORE than Barney, just so you know! 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Wow! This is so beautiful! Miss Dolly Parton is with all her friends now! 🥲😇 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is why no one takes you seriously, BlueSky…. 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026With Dolly out of the way, I am now unquestionably the most beloved celebrity on earth. 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This nut ain’t got no bitches. He isn’t fooling anyone. 000
Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good! I’m MUCH Cooler than Barney the Stinky Dinosaur! He’s gonna go home crying to his Stinky Dinosaur Mommy! LOSER! 🤣 000
