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@battytaddy.bsky.social
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"bro why are you so obsessed with me 😂"
Several notifications from one person in response to one single comment, culminating in them asking "why are you so obsessed with me"
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know some people think that dandelions are weeds but uh, I always think who the hell decided tulips were so great?
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I loved your advocacy for masking & covid precautions but this is pretty heinous, @taylorlorenz.bsky.social It's been studied & proven to negatively impact growing brains, shit even adult brains, & you're doing radical damage when you make statements like this. Get your shit together girl, damn
Taylor Lorenz stating that social media has had absolutely zero negative effects on children's brainsAn article sharing verifiable proof that social media has had negative effects on children's brains
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's all so fucking much, man. Do what you can. chuffed.org/project/1794...
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Maram in Gaza Seeks Shelter and Enduring Security
My name is Maram, and I speak from Gaza with a heart that bears the weight of fear and hope. Our family of six lives with the simple, stubborn wish to survive another day, another quiet night, another...
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wrights Spring fire #wrightsspringfire
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Getting down voted on reddit for saying "germs can kill you" we aren't gonna make it guys
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest!
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Went to the dentist today and she said I have a cavity. My first ever. Why is this so devastating 😭
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction SVU
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Idc if it's cringe, I think that empire state proposal was so beautiful. You can argue their effectiveness but they did something and they did it together, that's the kind of inspiration we need going forward. This is a war but love can win.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES!!! SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone ALONG WITH TANK TOP'S, HOODYS ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK SHIRT WITH A SKELTEN "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES" DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why is this so funny 😭
A reddit mod for r/lawncare banned me for being too mean
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I have had two freeze warnings in my area this week. In JUNE. Denying climate change at this point means you're either stupid as fuck or evil as fuck and the difference is negligible.
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Moss update: time to split some of them up I guess
irish moss and creeping thyme, both sprouting
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
💖
Pink peony in bloom
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A train, burdened by guilt
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Picked this up last weekend, never heard it. I'm familiar with Aimee just not this album, it feels like the physical representation of a love note slipped into your pocket. The empty space was always there just patiently waiting for something beautiful. Thank you, @aimeemann.bsky.social 💖
Aimee Mann 
Lost in Space
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(Trying to get my picky eater kid to eat) now explain why these vegetables are yucky without resorting to moralism or idealism
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hearing the robot chicken intro when I look at my babies
Sprouting irish moss in soil
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ate a chimichanga. Think I'm gonna make it
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Haha what's even the point anymore hahahha
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Today I learned just how small irish moss seeds are. This is over 600 seeds!
Tiny irish moss seeds
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Currently listening 🎧
youtu.be
Iranian Jazz • Our Ceilings Fell Apart | 1 Hour Instrumental Jazz Melodies
YouTube video by Qajar Jazz
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The concept of a time traveling hug
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Anxiety is such bullshit because why tf am I scared of walking into a grocery store, that's my snacks house
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Arrival
Three panel comic. (SPOILERS for the movie Arrival, but it’s like a decade old at this point so personally I think it’s chill.) Panel 1: the aliens from arrival are communicating in their circle writing language to Amy Adams’ character. Panel 2: Amy Adams is back with the other humans, standing in front of a whiteboard, and frantically trying to explain the meaning of their language, connecting their symbols to words like “WAR”, “HUMAN”, “PURPOSE”, etc. Panel 3: the aliens are hanging out drinking brews and one of them is like, “and then I drew a circle with a bunch of squiggles!” His buddies are cracking up.
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Ranger Frog @rangerfrog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“Hey boss I gotta go home. Yeah, I read a comic about a turtle and it’s making me feel a lot”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Gonna wear this to the farmers market
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I think that it’s safe to say that Beetle Moses is a worthy successor to Gary Larson
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eliksmith.bsky.social @eliksmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The rurals and suburbs should be economically repressed and liquidated. Abolish lawns. Enforce all broken treaties with native american tribes. Handguns are illegal but you can check out a rifle from the library
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Tim Robinson in the big waves sketch from I think you should leave where he’s leaning over a conference table making a strained face saying “I almost killed myself, Julie!“
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Binging Dexter for the first time
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a man wearing a black apron that says dexter hitting the 67 on it
ALT: a man wearing a black apron that says dexter hitting the 67 on it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line
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aliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Live Woke or Die Hard has a nice ring to it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
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Jess @battytaddy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2026
ICE is assaulting and at war with americans. we are all their enemy. no other way to look at it at this point
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