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Will.je.suis

@batsquish.bsky.social
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Dogs, Dinos 'n' dads 🐶🦕🧔🏻‍♂️ Wannabe Glaswegian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The real king of the Teensies 👑 {He/Him}

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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 19h
🏞️🏞️🏞️
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was gonna post a hotel photo ™️ but then realised I don't think I've posted a photo of myself fully dressed in a while with the weekly swim stuff so you're gonna have to wait x
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just all marches
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do Glasgow next
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Marinating in Memories
ALT: Marinating in Memories
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"palate of a Labrador" is one I'm stealing
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Staggering suggestion
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The twist the game needs? They've murdered Claudia
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Downside of teaching Max a selfie pose is that half the time I can't kneel on the floor without getting launched at
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Most awkward shower scene ever - why was he being a robot
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bashing the door down with the battering ram? I should call him
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally caught the source of the evil red dot
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this a Traitor's first?!
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arm 🙂‍↕️
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slowly starting to get a gym rhythm going after focusing on swimming for a wee while. Here's hoping I keep it this time
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My Amazon thing basically boils down to "has a dog" and "reads a lot"
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Professional himbo
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's my theory that the more you get paid/the more senior you are, the lower your ability to read gets
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uggggghhhhhhhhh
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy as a toddler appearing at 1am after a nightmare
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the swimming is starting to pay off 🏊🏼‍♂️ (even if I'm still not very good at it)
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The place to be in October
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need decently priced swimwear that also looks nice without being too skimpy (I got that covered. Or uncovered I guess)
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good ol' Final Fantasy
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP Big Bird
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No fluffing??? Well that's me never signing up for Traitors
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Walked down the aisle to Florence's version of Stand By My and it still gives me happy lil goosebumps whenever I hear it
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do community service more often, thank you
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From daddy to son
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was only a matter of time
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michael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Gays looking at their cocks on October 1st
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh today is just not going to end, is it?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Home grown and organic!
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
Alt: Bart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literal watershed
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"royal icing is whipped until stiff" I mean same, it's not special
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did my first full length without stopping today which for me is a HUGE deal Fucking starving though
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's like some sick jack-in-the-box; when is it going to trigger
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely don't care about getting bloods taken or injections for vaccines or whatever, but having the agency to do it myself just suddenly makes it bad
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lancets are the absolute worst, what do you mean I have to do this to myself 😭😭
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make sure you avoid any poodles
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I left my previous gym about 2 months ago to move to the one where I swim; and they must've sent at least an email every other day since with offers and free months to try and get me back. It's this kind of marketing that will put me off companies forever tbh Nobody wants a clingy ex hanging about
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been awake for about 3 hours and I would like a refund please
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The tits are the haircut of the face
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