Reposted by sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs 1740721
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My handler thinks I’m too hard on our downstairs neighbour, Angry Sausage Man, but guess what he’s done now, he’s had his intact teen boy cat frolicking outside all through Kittens n’ Koyotes Season. What a dick. 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@jessrawk.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comHappy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Wishes 2025ALT: Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Wishes 2025 110
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching a movie in which one of the girls who works at a ring toss stall earns enough to live in a nice, gigantic apartment 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Would you ever date one of those actors who have the same name as their character because they wouldn’t react to the one in the screenplay? 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When “Heartbreaker” comes on and you’re back in the bus scene from NOBODY.static.klipy.comHutch Mansell: I'm NobodyALT: Hutch Mansell: I'm Nobody 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026—and even though one of the girls has just lost her brother to their assailant, the other girl is like don’t be cry, we’re gonna go home and practice our dance routine. 000
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Two 12 y/o girls are lost in the woods, running from an axe murderer who’s either a) a pigman or b) a man wearing a pig mask— (It seems like he’s meant to be a pigman, and he behaves like one, BUT the specific pig mask is one of a severed pig’s head.) Contd 100
Reposted by sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261731062
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“We know you ordered a porn copy of TEMPLE GRANDIN entitled TEN POLES RAMMED IN.” 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Starting a new character profile for the first time in ten years, murmuring “take your time” in the exact tone of Julian coaching Ricky to choose Lucy’s engagement ringstatic.klipy.comLisa Manoban's Cute Pout with a DiamondALT: Lisa Manoban's Cute Pout with a Diamond 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not a single news alert about Gloria Steinem, seriously. And I get news alerts about EVERYTHING I fucken THOUGHT 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026First I was like can’t read my can’t read my no you can’t read my But then I was like do you know the way to 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 01/09/20265/10 incredibly uncomfortable pizza feasts to THE MENNONITE OF THE LIVING DEAD. It’s incredibly meta & lampshadey, it has more padding than a boxed set of DRAG RACE, and the blood looks terrible because they blew their FX budget on AAA organic kielbasa so they could eat the “guts” at the wrap party 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026PROTIP for if you ever have a dramatic reversal of fortune and have to fit your whole entire life into your sister’s back bedroom: sooner or later, you’re going to want your mug from home, so DON’T PUT IT IN STORAGE. 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This dude is in charge of everything 000
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026gettin high, rewatchin fantastic planet 000
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Would you cancel me if I took a rain check on mother-daughter night?” Whose grandmama wrote THAT? 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026When you got your copy of APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION from Columbia House 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You’re like wooooow, I feel fantastic and life is nothing but gorgeous possibility but also I’m not going to jump off a roof so fuken enjoooooy for once, ya anhedonic little creep 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026No one wants to talk about how great a manic episode feels if you have, like, Bipolar Lite 130
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Never going to look up what micellar water is I feel like wondering could Tetris me out of a panic attack 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The sticky wooden shoes take some getting used to 040
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A horror queen called Georgia Romero 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Heeeee’s just a wildly unlikable guy it’s fine it’s fine it’s fiiiiine 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Like, we were at a Greek restaurant and I got the lasagna and she was like LASAGNA, what the eff But I said nothing 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I know I’ve grown as a person because I didn’t say anything when my handler ordered roast lamb just a few days after she got all worked up watching SHEEP DETECTIVES 120
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I never saw any of it till just a few years ago okay, with him and Mr. T and Chuck Norris, I mean. You know why they’re getting booked at that point in our culture. 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026TIL that Max Weinberg was a dink when he worked for Conan O’Brien. He always seemed like a dink! I convinced myself that it was his schtick, b/c the camera often cut to him looking murderous. Now I have to reassess my take on Abe Vigoda’s appearances. Was he genuinely miserable and resentful? 110
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Lorraine Warren is played by TAKE THIS THING BACK TO BALTIMORE off SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 000
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So far the scariest thing about this haunted house movie is the part where people are playing baseball on a residential street 110
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Guess who’s back Back again Maudie’s back And she’s ten 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I had an interest in bad movies always but I really leveled up, man 020
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just thinking about how one time I watched a YouTube compilation of clips from terrible movies and how consequently somehow my interest in the Jim’s Death scene from FATEFUL FINDINGS has literally changed my life. 110
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A triple feature of A GHOST STORY, SKINAMARINK and THE HOUSE WAS NOT HUNGRY THEN will either destroy or save your day 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026(When she woke alone from a nightmare she’d call out until I came to see her and/or I said something back.) 010
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026IMPORTANT I used to say “hey hey hey” like The Flying Pig when my sweet baby had a nightmare in the other room and needed immediate assurance that she wasn’t alone. I thought that was just for her but it just defused telepathic warfare between the cats I live with today. 110
sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In this bleak, post-literate world, the only thing she knew how to do was write. 010
