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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs

sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My handler thinks I’m too hard on our downstairs neighbour, Angry Sausage Man, but guess what he’s done now, he’s had his intact teen boy cat frolicking outside all through Kittens n’ Koyotes Season. What a dick.

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Watching a movie in which one of the girls who works at a ring toss stall earns enough to live in a nice, gigantic apartment

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Would you ever date one of those actors who have the same name as their character because they wouldn’t react to the one in the screenplay?

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Two 12 y/o girls are lost in the woods, running from an axe murderer who’s either a) a pigman or b) a man wearing a pig mask— (It seems like he’s meant to be a pigman, and he behaves like one, BUT the specific pig mask is one of a severed pig’s head.) Contd

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“We know you ordered a porn copy of TEMPLE GRANDIN entitled TEN POLES RAMMED IN.”

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Starting a new character profile for the first time in ten years, murmuring “take your time” in the exact tone of Julian coaching Ricky to choose Lucy’s engagement ring

static.klipy.com

Lisa Manoban's Cute Pout with a Diamond

ALT: Lisa Manoban's Cute Pout with a Diamond

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not a single news alert about Gloria Steinem, seriously. And I get news alerts about EVERYTHING I fucken THOUGHT

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

First I was like can’t read my can’t read my no you can’t read my But then I was like do you know the way to

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

5/10 incredibly uncomfortable pizza feasts to THE MENNONITE OF THE LIVING DEAD. It’s incredibly meta & lampshadey, it has more padding than a boxed set of DRAG RACE, and the blood looks terrible because they blew their FX budget on AAA organic kielbasa so they could eat the “guts” at the wrap party

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

PROTIP for if you ever have a dramatic reversal of fortune and have to fit your whole entire life into your sister’s back bedroom: sooner or later, you’re going to want your mug from home, so DON’T PUT IT IN STORAGE.

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“Would you cancel me if I took a rain check on mother-daughter night?” Whose grandmama wrote THAT?

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When you got your copy of APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION from Columbia House

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

No one wants to talk about how great a manic episode feels if you have, like, Bipolar Lite

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Never going to look up what micellar water is I feel like wondering could Tetris me out of a panic attack

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Heeeee’s just a wildly unlikable guy it’s fine it’s fine it’s fiiiiine

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Like, we were at a Greek restaurant and I got the lasagna and she was like LASAGNA, what the eff But I said nothing

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I know I’ve grown as a person because I didn’t say anything when my handler ordered roast lamb just a few days after she got all worked up watching SHEEP DETECTIVES

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

TIL that Max Weinberg was a dink when he worked for Conan O’Brien. He always seemed like a dink! I convinced myself that it was his schtick, b/c the camera often cut to him looking murderous. Now I have to reassess my take on Abe Vigoda’s appearances. Was he genuinely miserable and resentful?

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

So far the scariest thing about this haunted house movie is the part where people are playing baseball on a residential street

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Guess who’s back Back again Maudie’s back And she’s ten

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Just thinking about how one time I watched a YouTube compilation of clips from terrible movies and how consequently somehow my interest in the Jim’s Death scene from FATEFUL FINDINGS has literally changed my life.

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A triple feature of A GHOST STORY, SKINAMARINK and THE HOUSE WAS NOT HUNGRY THEN will either destroy or save your day

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

IMPORTANT I used to say “hey hey hey” like The Flying Pig when my sweet baby had a nightmare in the other room and needed immediate assurance that she wasn’t alone. I thought that was just for her but it just defused telepathic warfare between the cats I live with today.

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

In this bleak, post-literate world, the only thing she knew how to do was write.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Trump using taxpayer funds to promote pro-MAGA political groups across Europe. www.ft.com/content/e2ad...

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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i had no idea this would become so literal

tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m not going to name or describe him because I don’t want him to ever know I said it but this one dude on ALL MY CHILDREN is a mushmouthed idiot and his scenes are unbearable

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I got curious about the English Teacher thing so I looked it up and most of her favourite books are the ones everyone calls their favourites who hasn’t cracked a book since high school. Plus EAT PRAY LOVE. I don’t have a point except wow

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

“What do they think I am, a goddamn amateur?” brays the worst actress ever he ever seen

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/06/2026

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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I just want you to know from me that this storyline is still going, weeks later, like what the hell, soap operas do THE MOST but you're lingering on THIS

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