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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn

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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL was an absolute joy. Cregger said he was going for the feel of the games, and he nailed it. The funny part is, I can't explain why it's so good without massive spoilers. Just know you're going to get everything from the movie that you get from the games.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How do any authors tell the difference between AI scam emails and actual inquiries? I get upwards of 20 of these a day, and I'm retired. The only reason I figured it out is because they keep wanting to promote books that haven't been available for years. Oh, and the generic gmail addresses, ofc.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
crawling out of a hole be like...
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dandythistle @dandythistle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Anyone intimidated by big books/out of practice with reading! novellas and short story, poetry or essay collections can be super helpful for getting into it, figuring out your style preferences etc. (as well as just being interesting in their own right ofc)
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hatchette canceling #SHYGIRL based on AI allegations is hilarious. Ask the editors they fired and replaced with AI editing software and proofing how funny that is.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i dont understand not understanding something you should just understand because its understandable like right am i the only one who doesnt understand also punctuation like yucky vom vom
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
please read books
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@michaelpatrickhicks.com hey, brother, just saw your order. I think I can get it out tomorrow. Thanks for the support!
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Frogzombie @sapofrog101.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Learn from the french. You need to be out on the streets until things change not arrange a one day demonstration and strike and then business and usual the next day. The regime laughs at you or totally ignores you.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Oh, would you lookey here... One step closer! @stevengomzi.bsky.social @dantastic.bsky.social
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thank you for the kind words, Steven ❤️
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I came across one of those AI authors on Goodreads. Luckily, it doesn't seem to be selling well, because all of its reviews are AI too, aside from Deb, who said it was too gory. The AI didn't like that, so it started commenting on her review. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Jaw! They said JAW! Now I need a new pair of pants. 😭
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Posted on my review of WHAT I TALK ABOUT WHEN I TALK ABOUT RUNNING by Haruki Murakami.
Comment: I will overly impressed with this book. It was all a bit mundane. In this book, he talks about writing a book! His next book should be:What I wrote about when I write about writing"

Response from Edward Lorn, the creator: You finding a man running 60 mi in one go mundane is beyond crazy. Your life must be all porn stars and coke, jaysus.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dems aren't pushing for the release of the files because there's just as many of them (Clinton, Pelosi, Cuomo, et al) on that list as there are Trump and pals. The release of these files wil change the face of this country forever...or it will all blow over because no one in power wants to lose it.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We KNOW no one is above the law. It's politicians who seem to have forgotten, especially the assholes in American government. DO. SOMETHING.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@dantastic.bsky.social Wtf? I could swore you were the first person I followed when I made this account...
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Dustin @dizzydpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@thelastfreakshow.bsky.social and I have been online friends for at LEAST ten years now (probably longer,) and his latest book, The Last Freakshow, is finally starting to get some really ASTOUNDING and heartfelt review. Check this out. And, if you can, help support him!
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Another one! Thanks, Stacey! www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Signed copies of THE LAST FREAKSHOW are back in stock! SIGNED COPIES (US Only): US Customers ONLY: www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/... Amazon: amzn.to/4jdDvVl Walmart: www.walmart.com/ip/The-Last-...
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The Last Freakshow: Flame and Fortune
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
@expendablemudge.bsky.social who I gotta kill to get you to read THE LAST FREAKSHOW before I die?
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you're going to buy OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE by #StephenKing and #PeterStraub why not use my link? It's free and helps me pay the bills. Thank you! amzn.to/3NWkqMa
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Other Worlds Than These: A Talisman Novel (The Talisman Novels)
Amazon.com: Other Worlds Than These: A Talisman Novel (The Talisman Novels): 9781668233092: King, Stephen, Straub, Peter: Books
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you've been on the fence about picking up my latest novel, please do so now. It's seeing some buzz on YouTube and I need as much momentum as possible. Thank you!
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Clever ahh song
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Anyone ever feel like America is an escape room and the owner/operator for real lost the key? Like, it's supposed to be fun and maybe a little scary, but then you realize you're gonna starve to death and everyone will say it's your fault for playing in the first place?
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Help if you can, share if you can't.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It's 2026 and people are still complaining about naughty words? 😭😭😭
YouTube comment says: too much add language in violence. Slow plot development, predictable twist. I can't say I liked it. 

Edward Lorn responds: What did you think you were reading, a Disney princess book? Might as well say, I don't like water because it's wet. I swear to fuck, people are getting dumber and dumber.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Next time you wonder how America ended up where it is, remember this couple who sold 100 tickets to heaven before the cops shut them down.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What's the worst that could-- 💥🎆🔥👨‍🚒
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE is just Trump's gestapo, right? Like, we're all on the same page here? Right? An organization beholden to a dictator used to round up a minority? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Because they were intelligent people and this is the stupidest dystopia ever created, fact or fiction.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I can't wait for this image to be used out of context in some TikTok video about proof that cat gods exist. "THERE'S NO OTHER GOOD EXPLANATION!!!"
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Help if you can, share if you can't. Jake is good people.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is "someone" buying reviews for the Gwendy omnibus? Take a look at the five-star reviews here and see if you see what I'm seeing... amzn.to/4sMXKxy
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The Gwendy Trilogy (Bind-Up): Gwendy's Button Box, Gwendy's Magic Feather, Gwendy's Final Task (Gwendy's Button Box Trilogy)
In , twelve-year-old Gwendy Peterson’s life is forever changed when she is given a mysterious wooden box by a stranger for safekeeping. It offers enticing treats and vintage coins, but he warns her ...
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've just started the First Interlude of IT by Stephen King. It's my 20th read of the book and I'm still finding new stuff to talk about. Also, it's storming here. The vibes are immaculate. 🥰
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a clown in a yellow raincoat is peeking out of a drain and says halo
Alt: a clown in a yellow raincoat is peeking out of a drain and says halo
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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜 @batoutofmel.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My girlfriend at the time said she wanted to go down on me for the first time so I dipped my dick in Listerine because I thought it'd make it taste better.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Have you seen *gestures wildly in every direction* the absolutely fucked state of everything??? Kidding, enjoy your stick-puck-fistfighting shenanigans 🥰
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
An ape-like ancestor, neither a monkey or ape, but otherwise correct. Get wellactuallyed, newb!
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Oh yeah, well, the vast majority of y'all's fathers are motherfuckers, so there
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Enjoyable if basic mystery I got from Amazon's First Reads program. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #Booksky
Book cover with a dark haired woman looking over her shoulder, hair drifting into her face. 

Text: THE LOST HEIRESS a novel Elizabeth Klehfoth
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I miss the days of Christian propaganda when they actually tried. BEN HUR, THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST, DEBBIE DOES JERUSALEM, those films were high concept, high production. Now we get shit like DAVID and FIREPROOF. It's far too easy to be an atheist these days. I wanna work to not believe!
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Shakeira_C @shakeirac.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Stop what you’re doing and go read N.K. Jemisin’s short story Emergency Skin. It is SOOOO good you will not be disappointed. #booksky #blackbooksky
Cover of book Emergency Skin. Black cover with neon green writing with a leaf in the middle
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
masturbate to teach yourself that everything hard softens eventually if you lack the required equipment for this metaphor I'm sure someone will gladly let you borrow one smooches
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ExpendableMudge (he/him) @expendablemudge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It is *maddening* to see this.
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@cobb.bsky.social How you been, brother?
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S. E. Johnson/Edward Lorn @thelastfreakshow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A poem to start your day: I didn't know Rob Reiner but I loved STAND BY ME. I didn't know Charlie Kirk but I fuckin hate Nazis. E.
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