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Lads ngl I am *crawling* my way to the weekend 😭 it is entirely possible that not having any time off work since February may have been a mistake…

Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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So they were just petrol thieves after all 💀

A BBC new headline, which reads:

“'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford”

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First film of LFF was THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE: guy goes to a Hallmark TV writing workshop and ends up applying what he learns to cement, New York and basically America as a whole. Very wry and full of seemingly random little moments of comic happenstance. God, America is weird (complimentary??).

The poster for the film THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE, which features a concrete block in gift wrap.

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Jobless behaviour (complimentary)

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Ordered myself a silly little item to take on holiday with me but I don’t think it’s going to arrive in time :(

Yeah but we’ve all said a lot of things, haven’t we

Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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"sequel trilogy apologist" I will never apologize for Peak

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First match in 10 months: I’m officially *not* chopped!!!

The end screen of a ranked Halo Infinite match, showing the player has won the match 4-0, with 16 kills and 6 deaths, including a Killing Frenzy medal.

edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

One week until we go on holiday and I can already feel my body starting to shut down in preparation 🫠

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If this isn't your response to doomerism I don't want to know you

Samwise carrying Frodo up the steps of Mount Doom

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Saw on Reddit but had to go check it was real: Empire magazine are using a semi-Kirkified GIF for their Endgame coverage 💀

A Twitter screenshot of a post by Empire Magazine about Avengers Endgame Encore: the gif of Tony Stark turning to look at Cap has been edited so you can see an echo of Charlie Kirk's face in it.

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SNL UK once again running entire laps around the US crap. Also, bountiful crop of Fouracres this week 😌

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Pablo will have some incredibly level-headed and reasonable takes about SW but will sometimes come out with some complete fucking drivel lmao

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"What you most want, is what you most can't have. And what you most can't have, is what you already had, and lost."

The tweet from November 2017 announcing Rian Johnson wold be making a new Star Wars Trilogy

Matt Damon as Odysseus, screaming because he cannot reach the Sirens' island

A tweet claiming that Steven Soderbergh really enjoyed planning the Hunt for Ben Solo film, and is sorry fans will never see it.

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Evergreen bsky.app/profile/basi...

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Waking up with a massive hangover to find out another set of filmmakers with no distinct style or personality whatsoever is making a Star Wars movie. Fucking class.

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Drunk at the bar and sad that Halo is all but dead

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trying to log into anything in the year of our lord 2026:

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Transfeminine top surgery, AKA:

A passage from the Prima Guide to Fallout New Vegas, titled ‘Implant-Related Perks’

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Felt a tiny chill in the air this morning

The meme image of Lois Griffin in Family Guy looking askance at a pill bottle. The words ‘Annual Autumn New Vegas Playthrough’ has been photoshopped over the bottle.

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026

Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall.

One of those things on the street that says H on it. I see them every day and I still have no idea what they are.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Confronted by this at a work event, the body isn’t even cold yet

A standee advertising Xbox, with a large image of the Master Chief from Halo prominently featured.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chris in rare ‘Lift mirror tall enough to fit all of me in’ shocker

A mirror selfie of Chris, a tall white man worh dyed silvery blonde hair and clear glasses, wearing an oversized black t-shirt and baggy blue jeans.

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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Like if you are, in fact, waiting for more Rey with love and joy.

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Barbenheimer for crushed grey velvet homeowners

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When my mum told me there'd been bombs in London I immediatley assumed there was a second Blitz happening.

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(This is one of the least traumatic memories of my primary school years, ya boy grew up in Soham in the early 2000s)

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Our end-of-year afternoon assembly in Year 5 was attended by parents. Was surprised to see my dad there, as he was meant to be working on a building site in London...he'd been sent home because it was 7/7.

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It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex

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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bi Visibility Day, look what was waiting for me under the tree!!

Paddy Young and Ania Magliano from SNL UK

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Star Wars Zero Company finds success in passing 1m sales, so can the furloughed development team be reinstated and paid now? www.eurogamer.net/star-wars-ze...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...

the meme of the stick figure in despair in the corner of their room, until the ban chvrches enters the room and they suddenly stand up, explaining 'omg CHVRCHES hi!!!'

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Fellow bi men: those 15% and 9% stats are exactly 15% and 9% too high, sort yourselves out x

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Celebrating 25 Years of the game that built your brand by gutting the studio, leaving the community team to deal with the fallout and handing the reins to an entirely new group of devs. Fuck you.

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Devastated for the ones who've lost their livelihoods, absolutely aghast at what the Community support team that's left will have to deal with. The most vocal slice of the Halo fandom already treat those workers like dirt on their shoe, fucking hell. Atmosphere at HaloFest is going to be so bleak.

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All good, I've been caught out by similar before!

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