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Bart Malloy

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’ll see us together, chasing the moonlight, my cinnamon swirl.
A box of cinnamon swirls lying in a bin of frozen food
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is good stuff here.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The rare warm and clear day in the Sundet where everything looks great. An unexpected bonus was some pretty good food at Stonestown, a formerly dreary mall where we had Taiwanese popcorn chicken, poke bowl, and doner kebab. Who knew?
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s so much to see in one spot and on a sunny day the light and the shadows and all the shapes are amazing.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s easy and fun to be a tourist in San Francisco. Fort Point under the south end of the Golden Gate Bridge is one of the most beautiful spots in town. Hills, ocean, the city skyline, the bridge, the fort, all in one place.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Invites scrutiny"
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Someone on Reddit posted this 1926 Soviet poster series on how to treat books, and it is wonderful.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
45 down and 5 to go
A US map showing that I have passed through, visited or lived in all states except Alaska, the Dakotas, and Oklahoma.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am told I am experiencing an earthquake swarm but I am blissfully unaware of it so far. I should treasure this moment.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
From 2012. The kitchen curtains made great pinhole images in the fridge. Best eclipse I’ve ever seen. It was noticeably dark and all the crows started squawking like crazy.
Partial eclipse images of crescent sun projected through curtains on a white fridge.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I guess the reflecting pool story must relinquish its “apt metaphor” crown now.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So what are we calling the special catering container that recently hid Orange Julius? Meal Force One? The Persian Kettle? I know there's better to be had than this but please let's share.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Look there - it’s Kid Congo Powers and the Pink Monkey Birds. At Bottom if the Hill in SF (a great venue that may soon close alas). He was a guitar player for some groundbreaking bands and he’s still as inventive as ever.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well zut alors.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good lord the only thing I did successfully today was renew my library card and that was harder than I thought it would be
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How long until loyal Trumpanzees start showing up on camera with huge shit stains on their pants to demonstrate how cyclosporiasis is no big thing, thereby OWNING THE LIBTARDS
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is footage of ICE handcuffing a 26 year old father after murdering him in broad daylight. We cannot look away. Abolish ICE. Abolish qualified immunity. Hold these murderous thugs accountable.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
FIFA I’ve been treated very unfairly and I need you to find me four goals
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
JFC I’ve been rooting for the wrong team for 20 minutes based on bizarre uniform color choices again.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Phorm And Loathing At The Great American State Fair www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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A Surreal Day at the Great American State Fair
I drank a can of Phorm Energy Screamin’ Freedom, and I may never sleep again.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We’re already playing two countries at once and now our star player is ejected!
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 29/06/2026
WE GOT! A murder of crows flying gloriously in front of a nearly full Moon as they head off to roost for the night! I've been trying to get this for years, you really only get one chance a month Hell yeah nature! Go log off, set a meaningless personal goal, achieve it, then go do it again! Joy!!🪶
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mechanism and updated prediction for the epic fail of Lincoln Memorial Bioreactor's polyurea coating! First chemistry, then physics It was sprayed in big sections. In addition to pool edges, failure will concentrate at the OVERLAP SEAMS between sections because they likely barely bonded at all. 1/x
section of blue-tinted Rhino Pipeliner 5000 polyurea coating of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool that's peeled off the surface and is bobbing in the puce-colored water
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Fathers' Day to All
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gott in himmel!
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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 16/06/2026
Accurate. Reposting because some of you are too young to remember the world being run by adults.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
After two days of 85 degrees in the near east bay this is what I love to see. Sweet blessed fog.
Fog rolling in from SF Bay
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let's not forget the Giants coming back from 1-9 to win on a walkoff grand slam.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Once in a while you have to take the long view and appreciate that the surviving half of Milli Vanilli has shown more character and integrity than most of America’s business, academic and media leaders.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Feeling superannuated today. Nursing a rebuilt knee, hoping I can make it to a reunion tonight for a former workplace that’s closing down, and anxiously checking my sons phone location as he does a major one day Sierra summit hike, worried he’ll get hit by lightning or fall off a ledge. Mercy me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/05/2026
bank robber seeks praise for leaving a couple gold bars behind
I gave up a lot of money in allowing the just announced Anti-Weaponization Fund to go forward. I could have settled my case, including the illegal release of my Tax Returns and the equally illegal BREAK IN of Mar-a-Lago, for an absolute fortune. Instead, I am helping others, who were so badly abused by an evil, corrupt, and weaponized Biden Administration, receive, at long last, JUSTICE! President DJT
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the "Thucydides Trap" shows how bad history can succeed if it serves a purpose
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China's Favorite American Idea
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I just got home from ACL repair surgery so I’ll be sitting on my ass and posting more stupid replies than usual. Please be patient with me.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
further tributes www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Further tributes
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
James Comey's seashells are why Trump needs a ballroom
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Thanks warriors
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Cmon warriors - be superhuman again!
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Horford!
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halfmarshall.bsky.social @halfmarshall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
GIFT ARTICLE: www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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The Parable of the President
Donald Trump’s criticism of Pope Leo XIV reveals that to him, religion is primarily about power, not morality.
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
When you let the marketing intern design the packaging
Ugly box of Big Joes Chipping potatoes
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It is hard to believe how long Mt Shasta looms in front of you as you head up the Sacramento valley. It is immense.
Mr Shasta from way far awayMt Lassen over yonderMt. Shasta from closer Mt Shasta’s little cousin Black Butte, which is pretty impressive in its own right.
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University of Minnesota School of Nursing @umnnursing.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
After taking time to connect with the Pretti family and with their consent, we are honored to share that we have created the Alex Pretti Nursing Scholarship. For those interested, you can learn more and make a gift here: crowdfund.umn.edu/campaigns/Al...
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sleepy little Kensington CA has got its dander up!
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A great show by The Third Mind last weekend at The Chapel in SF. Great venue and an outstanding band. Very solid musicians who play so well together. "Psychedelic blues/jazz jam band" is a phrase that normally makes me reach for a book but these guys are not to be missed. So good I bought the shirt!
Pass for The Third Mind at The Chapel, SFCA, 3/21/26the full band onstage with a psychedelic light show Dave Alvin looking sharp
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
New, at Can We Still Govern?: Christian Gläßel and @ascharpf.bsky.social have studied the formation of secret police in other countries. They explain the parallels with Trump's immigration enforcement. The key factor is career incentives not ideology. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-secret...
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The Secret Police Playbook
How DHS reflects historical lessons from dictatorships
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
At last more lovely snow in the mountains. Add a torn knee ligament and a sled ride down the hill with ski patrol and it’s a real freakin’ Presidents’ Day miracle.
Live map showing many roads closed by snow in the Sierras. Chairlift in heavy snow
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The mass shooters are mass shooting again
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Elisabeth R. Anker @libankerdc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why paint only two crosses on your face?
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