Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 27m"When you logging off Dad?" I don't know when, but you know we'll have a Teams chat then, son, We're gonna have a Teams chat then. 091
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 23hIt was so funny how he could get the CEO of Ford motor to give him a detailed explanation of why it wasn't practical to put helium in car tires 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's a funny letter. Have you seen the Don Novello "Laszlo Letters" books from 1980 or so. This would fit right in.... 250
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He caught a whiff and he's trying to keep his lunch down 000
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It only lasts 30 seconds or so because they're all winded and haven't actually hurt anyone and they can't lift their arms up anymore. 030
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s kind of a tell when basic American concepts like “no kings” or “anti fascist” get certain people so agitated. 110
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was young seeing gruesome injuries on replay didn’t bother me much. Thiesmans knee was the first one that made me shudder in horror. Now that I’ve had a few of them myself I can’t even watch Buster Keaton slip on a banana peel without wincing and looking away! 000
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As an SF Bay Area voter watching the bills/pats I am APPALLED that James Talarico want to trans my kids. I had no idea!! 020
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the long run the sun just isn’t that reliable. Too volatile. 000
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I rank in a tie for top chase scene along with the French Connection 130
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bought a bunch of lumber once from the yard where that scene begins! 011
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It really is the “views differ as to shape of the earth” approach 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Very sad and easily preventable. What a waste of a young life. 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What book is it? It definitely is a word that makes me a little skeptical these days but I could learn more. It does have a history longer than the marble-head "RETVRN" doucheposters over on Twitter. 110
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And something like 50% of all the solicitation arrests in the entire state were happening in that one tiny town. 020
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently local police were running a sting operation and steering a LOT of.... lonely gentlemen... who had expressed an interest in meeting eligible local party ladies... to a trailer park in a small town. Local were complaining a lot about all the sketchy traffic around their homes. 120
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Frequenting a double wide of ill repute near his hometown. You can take the boy out of Youngstown but..... 430
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have two kids who got their licenses in the last 3 years and it opened a brief window where I was credible again with little tricks like the tire inflator. I made them watch me change a tire once and I think it looked so unappealing that they really want to avoid ever doing it themselves. 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"And not that stale shit you used on Vance last week Lord. We all saw that." 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He has to glom onto anyone who is a celebrity in NYC 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That program should have drug testing and a work requirement. 0300
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Willis is the only other person in Atlanta as far as I know 020
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alito's December replacement and I'm not sure if i am joking or not 020
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The talking points and howls of outrage were all written out and ready to roll and then they just pantsed themselves hahaha. 0180
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Black people and text message bubbles. What are you blind?! 041
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Lake Superior is now to be called, henceforth and forever, Lake America Super. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” 011
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rule 2) If they happen to be in the same area code at the same time they are by definition advancing their schemes and there is no other possible explanation. 020
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rule 1) Participants in a vast conspiracy can't speak or write to one another remotely - email and telephone and messaging apps simply won't do. They must be in the the same area code to advance their schemes. 110
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It looks like someone is cooking a live dragon in a lobster pot but it does acknowledge the existence of fog so it’s an improvement 010
Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026San Francisco’s looks like it was a project in 3rd grade art class 4203
