Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 6hHe loves grilled cheese. He's very partial to stromboli as well 0190
Reposted by Hemry, Local BartenderFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10hBARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 13900136
Reposted by Hemry, Local BartenderCannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 7hHas your bartender talked to you about the birds and the cheese yet? 1212
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hHe just eats most things that we eat that are safe for birds. So you know, he got tomato soup once and was like "WANT SOME WANT SOME WANT SOME, MMMMM" which for him means oh man this is the best 41430
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hLet me be clear: you heat the whole thing up, you feed the parrot, you make the sandwich, and then you reheat the soup while the sandwich is resting bc of course it's cold by the time mr tomato beak is finished 41481
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hthanks for coming to my grilled cheese talk 41922
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hcan you use better bread? yes. can you use better cheese? yes. will it actually be better? probably. is it necessary? no 41531
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hremove from heat and let it rest like a steak before you cut it. serve with a pickle and tomato soup unless you are insane. boom 11492
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7h4. put another mayo-spread slice of bread on top, mayo-side up (duh). cook: 2min 30sec (covered) on the first side flip 2:30 (covered) on the other side flip 2:30 (uncovered) on the first side flip 1:50 (uncovered) on the other side 21003
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7h1. melt 1.5 tbsp butter in a pan over lowish heat. basically if it starts bubbling it's too hot. for me this is a 3 on the regular burners on the left 2. spread a thin layer of mayo on a slice of potato bread and put it mayo side down in the pan 3. place extra sharp cheddar on the side facing up 21102
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 7hour parrot has decided he loves campbells tomato soup. since he can only drink like, a shotglass full of it, we always have a bowl (minus one shot) of tomato soup leftover. because of this i have perfected my grilled cheese procedure: 1763242
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 17hjust realized this was a double-serve, check out the old pro on the column going with the behind-the-back move into the handoff. perfect synchronization too. great coaching paying off for the team in a high-stakes game here, you love to see it 3914
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18hUltimately this will go one of two ways: they get a bailout of stolen blue state tax revenue to unfuck themselves, or the shitty roads get blamed on elitist democrats for neglecting Real America 1340
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18hserved by the best: @davidjroth.bsky.social 91515
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hYou could probably get a federal gas tax holiday passed too, surely there are enough chickenshit D senators to be like "I can't vote for higher gas prices!" 1270
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hThis policy is so bad and shortsighted while also being incredibly popular that I'm surprised every red state hasn't suspended their gas tax already 4713
Reposted by Hemry, Local BartenderPatrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 19h"they don't pass along the tax decrease" is a common refrain, but in Ohio, prices have plummeted from $4.11/gal last Friday to $3.77/gal today. Prices in OH are down an average of 47c/gal for gasoline and 44c/gal for diesel. competition forces the tax suspension to get passed on. 7492
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hthis is like 75% on the gop, who should have had a plan (really a conspiracy) to sabotage and obstruct trump at every turn to prevent him from destroying the party by doing crazy stuff, but surprise they're too stupid 3605
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hlike the whole goal of being president again was just stay out of prison. all he had to do was win and be lazy like he obviously enjoys, but then he plunged into this end-of-life crisis about his legacy and now here we are 2697
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hthere's a world where trump doesn't start trade wars and war-wars and goes into the midterms as just a normal-unpopular president 58510
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is some junji ito shit. that head is either going to float away and hang someone or explode into crystals 4492
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026certainly a choice to make fun of people for liking lettuce right after presiding over a historic multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis that sent a bunch of people to the hospital and killed a few 721373160
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It can't be left up to randos online to uncover who is actually being interviewed in national news outlets. Laundering the subject's lies about who they are is not journalism 221119
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This thing where reporters simply do not check trump supporters' public social media posts at all, and editors don't give a shit either, has to stop 7655110
Reposted by Hemry, Local BartenderMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If the letter is true-ish and these checks are going specifically to people with unsubsidized plans, it probably represents a straightforward upward redistribution of wealth 517640
Reposted by Hemry, Local BartenderMatt Hartings @matthartings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This made me so mad too. He didn't need anyone to take him in. He had family and community and purpose and real drive to achieve. He needed this government and his neighbors to not be racist and bigoted. 21274
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the same mom who later says "I would have taken him in," you're like WHAT and then it's like oh yeah, you don't see black people as people, they're either lost souls or loaded guns. simply instruments of a white person's personal salvation or destruction 11453
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But the thing that jumps out is that the social antibodies in these sort of ignorant racist circles are working overtime to say oh maybe this individual thing is sad but hey it's all a conspiracy against white people anyway. It would be interesting to see if he's capable of breaking out of that 530016
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I suspect that there's a certain amount of sane-washing going on given the sort of unresolved nonsense conspiracy theories he himself seems to have. When you talk to people like this you get into some really insane incoherent stuff really quickly that's probably unprintable 430613
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It would be interesting to check back in with this guy in like a year or two to see what his thoughts are, given that he has his mom and her friend pouring poison in his ear about how pierre was a white-hating suicide bomber & bad waiter, & the other trucker is still complaining about immigrants 1460467
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026they are fucking nazis! we're fighting nazis again! i wish it need not have fucking happened in my time! 513515
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we should be clear-eyed about this, this thing where rightwingers take it as a given that global nazi domination is self-evidently better than non-white people self-governing or non-white immigrants existing 213519
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026as near as i can tell from watching the whole exchange, tucker's contention is that the UK becoming a conquered territory of the nazi reich would increase the possibility of hypothetical fascist vassal uk ruling india for longer & this is obviously preferable to hosting allied us troops 1316230
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The process of generating replacement-level fluff has been fully automated. Really remarkable considering how entertainingly bizarre and incoherent the output of these things was just a few years ago 080
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good (but also, soul-negating and depressing) for people like the article "writer" who've figured out a way to still get paid for it but I hope they have a plan b for the near future 1210
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wonder what percentage of the content-mill stuff like this is AI now. 90%? 95%? 99%? 1340
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Looking forward to this show but there's something so funny about William Gibson reposting a 100% AI-written article promoting it 6678
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's surely at least something to be litigated but i don't think anyone cares 100
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026last year it was all "ooh the doge dividends are coming, the tariffs are making us rich, EVERYONE'S getting THOUSANDS of DOLLARS!!" and now a month before the midterms here comes king broke bitch jingling a couple nickels at us. lmao. eat shit loser! 38612
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"sir sir what if we liquidated a 2 billion dollar account to send out 20 million $90 checks" deep in the couch cushions trying to buy votes. embarrassing 1022233
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026contempt isn't the answer to everything but it is a big deal. arguably it was federal judges finally threatening contempt that ended metro surge and sent bovino and noem out to pasture. we need more of it, not less 315014
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you can't just wag your finger and be like "now now, REALLY release him this time." it's a terror campaign! they don't care! 21269
