Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 6hHe fucking did it again. He never fires people personally, it's incredible, what a little bitch 714419
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"We fucked up the reflecting pool & we were embarrassed about that so we concocted a conspiracy theory about vandals & put up a fence around it and now the fence is fucked up" good lord 310518
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Looking forward to this show but there's something so funny about William Gibson reposting a 100% AI-written article promoting it 6688
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Does ellison have a particularly shitty house llm that he also makes everyone (notably bari weiss) use instead of writing stuff themselves 2415
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lmao I'm barely even paraphrasing 2305
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And here is the patient on a magic shopping bag ride (he didn't want us to leave): 1142
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here is the patient helping us make collages: 1130
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"ah, no sir, they're chanting 'add trump's name back to the kennedy center'" 0242
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump now underwater by 11 points with men. Lmfao 6276
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Checking in with yougov, trump now -12 approval with white people. Lmao 1377
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shift drink: Cheeky Monkey 1.5oz averna 1oz sweet vermouth top w cucumber tonic 5723
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another day another record: 15% strongly approve is a record low for trump and in fact ties him with may '08 george w bush in unpopularity by this measure 313225
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026why is the washington post platforming a nazi 1332769
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"mathy maths" this kind of thing is the same mindset as yelling at people who post BLS data 2202
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026anyone know if there's a way to complain to hopkins that their campus cops are bike-lane blocking suckasses 3463
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a fair few people liked this & i forgot i made a sizzle reel of it. all hail the k-fusion crunchwrap: 3520
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026made another non-photogenic meal but it was so fuckin good i'm posting it anyway: behold the bulgogi nacho crunchwrap 10673
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think it's bad to give money to the worst criminal gangs in the world who are enslaving hundreds of thousands of people even if you think that's not what you're doing 1933044
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Like, sounds great to me. Everyone in this administration should be afraid to fly or appear in public, treat em like fleeing serial killers 1564
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026for a good time.... make it taco time 1250
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Like on some level this is just a fish saying what the hell is water 949530
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You can't be serious. He hit the israel-hamas peace deal with another "in two weeks" 34110
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again 472379289
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026IG told me to make hainanese chicken & rice and when social media tells you to do something, you do it 2350
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I can't find the new york times making this claim but I can find some other people making it 210316