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Hemry, Local Bartender

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 6h
He fucking did it again. He never fires people personally, it's incredible, what a little bitch
During a Tuesday-morning prep session for his new press secretary Katie Zacharia’s first briefing at the White House, the president instructed Zacharia to tell the world that he was asking Guilfoyle to resign, people familiar with the matter said. Trump didn’t speak directly to Guilfoyle before making the decision, one of the people said.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh she's CRAZY crazy
White house press secretary Katie Zacharia responding "I was wondering the same thing.." to a truth social post: Did you notice Trump drinking bottled water last night during his
announcement. He drank at least 2-3 times. I1 have not seen him
do that at his speeches or rallies. It reminds me of Q posts 765,
767, and 847. Or was it a signal for something else; by land or by
sea.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We fucked up the reflecting pool & we were embarrassed about that so we concocted a conspiracy theory about vandals & put up a fence around it and now the fence is fucked up" good lord
Musicology duck posting about how the reflecting pool fence is all fucked up
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at least somebody's happy
Tom cruise as digger
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU BLEW IT UP YOU MANIACS
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
idiocracy
While some of the layoffs were reversed through lawsuits or by Congress, the nation’s health public agencies remain at diminished capacity. The CDC workforce has been reduced by 28% since December 2024, the month before Trump took office, according to a Stateline analysis of data from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management. Employee numbers at the FDA are down 23% during the same period.

Last year, U.S. inspections of foreign food facilities, such as the Mexican farming operation linked to the cyclospora outbreak, plummeted to historic lows following those staffing cuts. The FDA suspended a quality control program for food testing. And the parasite surveillance staff at the CDC, which responds to outbreaks, was downsized last year by the Department of Government Efficiency from 11 people to three.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is the pope catholic
this is an honest question. are there any lefty catholics? I think this kind of thing may actually come up, if there were any catholics in leftist spaces to begin with. v conservative and/or regressive religious bents are incompatible with social justice to some degree, as with the examples you give
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking forward to this show but there's something so funny about William Gibson reposting a 100% AI-written article promoting it
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does ellison have a particularly shitty house llm that he also makes everyone (notably bari weiss) use instead of writing stuff themselves
We have big goals for Skydance, and we intend to pursue them with passion imagination and a willingness to take smart risks. At the same time, we will honor what makes Paramount and Warner Bros. special - giving both studios the opportunity to grow, tell more great stories and bring those stories to even broader audiences around the world, powered by the scale and capabilities of Skydance. 
I couldn't be more excited about what we're going to build together.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uruk Hai saying looks like woke's back on the menu boys
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao I'm barely even paraphrasing
“We know the size, engagement, and influence of the MS NOW audience, and apparently the White House does, too. The decision to spend taxpayer dollars to reach our audience speaks for itself,” MS NOW spokesman Richard Hudock wrote in a statement.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
chloe FREEMAN? come on
Chloe Renae Freeman, 33, of Whitmore Lake, was charged with instigating or assisting the escape of a person under arrest, according to a criminal complaint filed August 28 in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan. The charge carries a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a fine.

Freeman was working as a registered nurse at Trinity Health Ann Arbor Hospital when the alleged escape occurred on May 28, according to an affidavit filed with the complaint.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here is the patient on a magic shopping bag ride (he didn't want us to leave):
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here is the patient helping us make collages:
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hmmmm
Newark Airport flights disrupted due to equipment outage, FAA saysLaughing man logo from ghost in the shell
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol
Angely Mercado: Part of my personal issue with gentrification as a lifelong Queens res is how insensitive some of the conversation is towards working class BIPOC areas. "oh it's good here now!" So you're saying the area was bad when it was mostly brown working class people? We have a right to feel hurt by that.

Chris T: Queens was over 60% white in the 80s. It's *more* diverse now
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also:
Lukashenka had already said something similar at a training ground near Baranavichy before the visit of US President's Special Representative John Kohle to Minsk. However, it appears that the main obstacle to large-scale supplies of Belarusian potash fertilizers to the US is still the refusal of EU countries, despite pressure from the Americans, to allow their transit through the ports of the Baltic countries. It is likely that this very issue was central to Kohle's negotiations with the leadership of Lithuania and Latvia after his visit to Minsk.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
um
Lukashenka: Even if we wanted to supply potash to the West, there's nothing to supply
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You live and you learn
Only 81k views but 1,400 replies. People are hugely upset about gas and diesel prices
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lmao
110 likes vs 1.5k angry replies
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"ah, no sir, they're chanting 'add trump's name back to the kennedy center'"
Smithers talking to mr burns
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump now underwater by 11 points with men. Lmfao
Yougov poll, trump approval with men 43.8, disapproval 54.5
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Checking in with yougov, trump now -12 approval with white people. Lmao
Yougov tracker, trump disapproval 55.1, approval 43.5, among white voters
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shift drink: Cheeky Monkey 1.5oz averna 1oz sweet vermouth top w cucumber tonic
The described cocktail in a wine glass, garnished with an orange twist
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another day another record: 15% strongly approve is a record low for trump and in fact ties him with may '08 george w bush in unpopularity by this measure
In addition to Trump’s low approval rating, Tuesday's poll also showed a now-continuous drop in the number of Americans who strongly approve of the president's performance. According to Marquette University’s poll, at the beginning of Trump’s second term, 29% of Americans said they strongly approved of the president; today, that number sits at 15%.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol, lmao
Pangram: 50% of this text is AI
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going great
Matthew Peterson reached out and said the underlying article citing him has him confused with a different Matthew Peterson
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ancient Egyptian retainer sacrifice is a type of human sacrifice in which pharaohs and occasionally other high court nobility would have servants killed after the pharaohs' deaths to continue to serve them in the afterlife. In Egypt, retainer sacrifice only existed during the First Dynasty, from about 3100 BC to 2900 BC, slowly dwindling, and eventually dying out.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what
In another private correspondence with Claremont Institute affiliates, Mac Donald criticized Peter Thiel's gay marriage (placing 'marriage' in sneer quotes), mocking Thiel's husband and saying that Thiel's outside boyfriend who had recently committed suicide showed that gay men “are much more prone” to extramarital affairs “on the empirical basis of testosterone unchecked by female modesty.”[31]
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why is the washington post platforming a nazi
According to Mac Donald, under American immigration policies, the United States has been "importing another underclass", one with the "potential to expand indefinitely."[19] The New York Times reported in January 2024 that in private emails with anti-DEI commentators affiliated with the Claremont Institute, Mac Donald had recounted "seeing all the nannies of color walking school children back to their apartments" and derided working mothers who "outsource ... raising a unique child to some one else, especially someone from the low IQ 3rd world" while they advance their careers.[31]
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
walter white saying the quoted post
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LMAO
Biden state dinner for yoon suk yeol
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"mathy maths" this kind of thing is the same mindset as yelling at people who post BLS data
Anthropic, OpenAI and the rest would love for everyone, and especially policy makers, to be awed by and afraid of their mathy maths. They would love regulators to be writing laws about fantasies
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Republicans ready for ‘very hasty’ ‘Trump-a-palooza’ convention in TexasSad oompa loompa
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
anyone know if there's a way to complain to hopkins that their campus cops are bike-lane blocking suckasses
JHU campus cop car, unoccupied, parked fully in the bike lane
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lmao
 P425, Polytopia - In 2021, Elon convinced Grimes to play this video game with him. In one game, Elon and Grimes agreed to be allies to attack other tribes, but Grimes decided to "surprise attack" him with a flame ball. This resulted in a huge fight between them, with Elon accusing Grimes of deep betrayal, Grime replying "it's only a video game" and Elon yelling back "it's a huge fucking deal". Grimes says that Elon was so angry that he didn't speak to her for the rest of the day.

The video game story is interesting context for Grimes' song "Player of Games":

I'm in love

With the greatest gamer

But he'll always love the game

More than he loves me
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a fair few people liked this & i forgot i made a sizzle reel of it. all hail the k-fusion crunchwrap:
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
made another non-photogenic meal but it was so fuckin good i'm posting it anyway: behold the bulgogi nacho crunchwrap
a crunchwrap, who can say what's insidecrunchwrap cross section. from bottom:  gochujang nacho cheese, bulgogi beef, tostada, mexican crema, pico de gallo, spicy mayo
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think it's bad to give money to the worst criminal gangs in the world who are enslaving hundreds of thousands of people even if you think that's not what you're doing
Rockwell freedom of speech guy
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
me at 2:49am thinking about why the convenience store has lidl cooking oil
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kathy bates in misery
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like, sounds great to me. Everyone in this administration should be afraid to fly or appear in public, treat em like fleeing serial killers
The FBI stopped former US Congressman Eric Swalwell in an airport and seized his electronic devices while also raiding his home in Washington DC this weekend, as part of a federal investigation into sexual misconduct allegations against him.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
for a good time.... make it taco time
carne asada tacos with aji verde and salsa criolla
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Like on some level this is just a fish saying what the hell is water
Interesting question— but if, like me, you understand woke as a cultural rather than political phenomenon, I think the answer is that no equivalent is possible? Republicans since 2008 just haven’t had the power to inflict the kind of damage it would be galling to see laughed off
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You can't be serious. He hit the israel-hamas peace deal with another "in two weeks"
The timeline, along with other details, has yet to be negotiated. The 15-point agreement specifies that they are meant to be concluded within 14 days, which would be later this week. It is unclear whether that can be realized given the doubts hanging over the deal.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hearts of iron "JUSTIFY WAR GOAL" popup
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Charlie brown saying the quoted post
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
The pool, which was drained for repairs shortly after the Fourth of July holiday, is currently empty and fenced off from the public. The president promised on Monday that it would be fixed and reopened in two weeks at most.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
IG told me to make hainanese chicken & rice and when social media tells you to do something, you do it
Hainanese chicken and rice, Douglas Chau recipe
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can't find the new york times making this claim but I can find some other people making it
Alex Jones on X: Do you think it was a good idea for Trump and Israel to back the Muslim invasion of Spain as payback? Below 47 recognizes the attempted takeover of Spanish areas of North Africa by the King of Morocco and Israel celebrates…
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