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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman

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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
before you troll me online........ just know that this is who Your fucking with.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a missive posted to the front page of the newspaper in the Bart-Boy empire the moment ricky3styx perishes. the missive will be in an extraordinarily large font so that the entire newspaper is just the missive and nothing else not even sunday funnies.
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🔞 human of unpeeled variety @unpeeledhuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
um. #unpeeled-comics
a person says "pinch me, i must be dreaming" with clasped-together hands and rosy cheeks
someone pinches them, and they wake up in a dark space
they look up to see a hellscape with a monstrous face in the sky
the person looks horrified
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
theyve thought about hurting me but they cant hurt me. cant hurt the man cant hurt the idea. cant hurt anything about me. you cant hurt me. just try. yeah thought so. pussy. fucking pussy. why did you even want to hurt me. maaaannn fuck you. anyways thats why no one hires me as a substitute teacher
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thanks for reminding me to repost agreeable grunt
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you know the green m&m hit me up
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's urgent
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PINK!!!!! @pinkmewkissiecutie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BART!!!!! BART!!!!!!!!!
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gmod RP is the modern day stanford prison experiment
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Attention ricky3styx nation. If you invented a race of homunculi is it ethical to torture them? I will only take answers that I'm predisposed towards agreeing with into consideration on this.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ricky3styx and Bart-Boy sleeping next to Dr. McMoon
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. BartBoy, tear down this wall
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ThatMadMoose @thatmadmoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WE CHOOSE TO FLY BART-BOY TO THE MOON IN THIS DECADE AND DO OTHER THINGS, NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE IT IS HARD!
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JFK Delivers Historic Speech
ALT: JFK Delivers Historic Speech
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing Bart-Boy has to fear is...fear itself
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Franklin D. Roosevelt Delivers a Speech
ALT: Franklin D. Roosevelt Delivers a Speech
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
poison themed woman in hero shooter wins round, poses in her skin tight latex outfit, ass cheeks fisheyed to eclipse the entire frame. she speaks: “hmmph.. don’t get hit by My abilities or a Green Icon will appear”
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Attention ricky3styx nation, if you got a fictive of toy chica hmu
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
overcoming a sickness in real time gets you feeling like goku powering up
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Strange Lighthouse
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if that bitch from the ring (THE JAPANESE ONE) tries to get me ill just get naked no one wants to deal with a naked guy and if they do then well. my penis
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i dont really care what they do. i really dont. they cant make me hate that yellow sponge. they cant make me hate that pink starfish. that squid. that krab. that piece of plankton. i cant hate them. i cant hate anyone under that sea. i love you bikini bottom.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
people make biblical monuments of art, murals and portraits that rival the greats, that people only really aspire to think of creating. and then you look closer and oh okay yeah this is a roblox or terraria character sure man. sure. rip my balls off whatever.
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ThatMadMoose @thatmadmoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will never die after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
everyone talks about how "cool" old war uniforms are. no one ever talks about how theyre all also pretty funny looking. heheh. heheheheheh.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i wish i could live like spongebob. i really do.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
very funny that the progression of story with Donkey Kong Country is that K. Rool believes the solution is to not only steal a fuck ton of bananas, but to also then kidnap the prior games main protagonist. he then proceeds to get his ass beat by a new main protagonist. such is the cycle of war.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 03/09/2026
The new LEGO Mandalorian special includes a reference to Gus Fring's death in ‘BREAKING BAD’.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you see me type "hehehehehe" then its as read. but if theres an h at the end, like "heheheheheh," then im laughing like paulie from the sopranos.
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ricky3styx @ricky3styx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unlike my father Jaba I am woke
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a mossad/CIA joint task force blew up my phone and murdered everyone on the bus because i was looking for pictures of bender from futurama fucking the jamaican guy
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BACKROOMS 2 ft. CORTEZ FROM TIMESPLITTERS Cortez from Timesplitters, looking around with distinct gestures for each word: "I Think We're Lost. We Need To Get Outta Here!" Diemarchive rotoscoped guy: "yeah uh this doesn't look so good" stop-motion gmod Heavy: "UH OHH! I think I soil diapar"
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
people are posting gifs and clips of the buff jabba son from that new star wars movie, probably in an attempt to show how the franchise has deteriorated over the years and becoming more of a joke then any actual piece of cinema. but star wars has always been about goofy aliens to me so heheheheh
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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mani @mani-inam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fell!Tom is out on the town!
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My favorite Mr. Beast moment was when he got punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson and for the briefest of moments, Jimmy Donaldson's lazy grin was replaced with an expression of animalistic fear. For an almost imperceptible window, there were no metricd or merch opportunities, only flesh and pain
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Bart-Boy, the Fifth Horseman @bart-boy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
its an honestly impressive feat to have a war go on for a hundred years.
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