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I rremember it so well. Freaked me out hearing my voice from behind me. I’ll send you photos if you still have same email

It wasn’t you tim. Lol. But you did expose me to the terrifying acoustics of Teufelsberg. I have photos

I know one of the worst people on earth and yes, this is a subblueskytweet. A fucking monster. Yourself?

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It’s more I can sing a rainbow to me 🫪

I know it’s early but the thomas the tank engine original theme tune is so, so bad and we need to get rid of trains

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Waking up sweating once a month incase Bob Mortimer has died or even just slipped in a puddle.

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We can only guess. Yes. The pricks

Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gavin Newsom looks like an official from Andor. Just realised what he reminds me of. Not in a good way

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Shall we spray some cheese on it for you?

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I can’t pay the licence fee no more

Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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The moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards Jeremy Clarkson spending decades denying global warming only to sink his fortune into a farm just as global warming really starts to kick in

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 06/10/2026

I’m not saying boomers are wasteful but my mum put a £20 note in a ziplock bag to give to my daughter

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 03/10/2026

Rome. lives here nowa he doesa

Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 03/10/2026

Love what yoda’s done with Dagobah

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s okay that nobody pays artists for music any more. They can always tour. Oh.

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 02/10/2026

In tears at this Italian mickey dees rip off. Two chips man

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 02/10/2026

Man City with massive The Rangers 2012 energy. Mingin.

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Ed Sheeran was supposed to do an instore there

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Kn’ell the penultimate Gentlemen episode is beyond beyond. Most excited I’ve been since Y2K

That’s the answer. The main one maybe

Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 30/09/2026

Side note about gammons singing Fuck The RNLI if they could shoe horn it to make it rhyme

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I’d quite enjoy being in the EU again instead of lonely daft island

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 29/09/2026

We were there two new years ago. Great wee town

Is that the one about the guy made oot ay baskets

@gralefrit.bsky.social Off here for a holiday with pals soon and first thing I saw when I saw Dinvin was Dindas Fen. Folk horror weekend incoming

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Prices so high they’ve made darts start at 502. Can someone make that into an actual joke or no

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026

I need to follow much more folk on here. Got lazy. Any recommends for hilarious folk especially welcome.

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This crap and the embarrassing Scottish Lite version can get fucked

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026

Last day of this today. Rock Action has a wee stall and loads of other stuff (Harry Papadopoulus photo exhibition) If anything come and see inside an amazing building

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026

Shouting at Clouds is old in the tooth

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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Ok we start a shop in Glasgow that sells vapes and fags. Suggestions??

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Oh did he. Don’t do twitter that’s a shame

The USA chant but change it to USB

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