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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i fully expect Rat King to win first independent of my input, so i have instead dedicated to the Solomon cause. that being said, i'm now considering a tactical pivot to Baba now that Solomon appears to be the most likely second choice
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uhhh anyway Rat King > Solomon > Baba > Violet > Harrow > Deadman
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching Synecdoche, New York and playing Outer Wilds in the same week to fuel a functional ouroboros of existential crisis
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
well-meaning ally at the dispensary asked if i wanted to change the name on file away from my deadname on a complete guess because i "seemed way too fruity to have that name" and i was so shocked all i could reply with was "Wow"
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oops! uh-oh!
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/08/2026
[forgetting the word for sleepover] we should have a sexless orgy
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ok Earthbound kinda slaps i can see why every indie RPG copied their homework
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
[walks into the room wearing T-Shirt that says "I ❤️ PSI Magnet Ω"] hey guys what's up
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Felicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the shinx of immense displeasure #pokemon #shinx
A lone Shinx on an otherwise blank background grimacing in disgust at some unknown content.
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i just cried playing Big Walk, what the fuck
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JUM🅱️O KONG @bromojumbo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Kris Darling Honey Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court Dot Com (Dot Net)." #deltarunechapter5
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
vision
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i like to pretend homestuck didn't have a lasting effect on me, but i think about "if you cant figure shit out by fucking around you dont belong near computers" basically any time i don't know how to do something on the computer
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
gamemaker was so intuitive for me and godot feels like coding a game in a video editor using lego bricks. thankful for everybody who made video tutorials to help me understand this mc escher bullshit
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
at least remove the gemini logo 😭
ai slop canvas bag from a small bakery
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TO MY EX:
"Now offering $2  hot dogs every Tuesday!"
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
cats do not say "meow," they say "meringue." mrrraaaangggg feed me my bowl is empty mrraaanggggg
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
new look
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
trying this
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webby& ☉∇ @quacking.online · 25/06/2026
ai can't do what i do (enter an erotic fugue and emerge hours later, disheveled, hands trembling, surrounded by empty waterloo cans, bathed the glow of an ipad displaying something so narrowcasted that it only reads as pornography to a subset of neurodivergent queers with minds made of television)
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i can't imagine wanting to see toy story 5. the series has had a finale twice now already. what further stories do we still have to tell, here. what else
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Brody the Bull 🐂 @music4love13.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
triangle. PAUSE.
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
bro is trying to create the ninja turtles
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
holy fuck they actually went and did it
pepsi prebiotic cola - 30 calories, 3g prebiotic fiber, 5g sugar
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🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈 @wallyaurora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
give me more treats but lower my taxes. be polite to everybody, but i'm tired of all these identity politics. everyone should be able to support their family, but should a cashier really make $20/hr? coexist sticker next to my "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY!!" sticker on my brand new Tesla
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
as david lynch once said "the prologue is available to download for free on the epic games store"
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
PRIME target for future discourse. watch this space, people
No results found for the grungler-to-transfem pipeline
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy birthday gay people i don't feel like writing anything new so i'm recycling this thread. enjoy
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Millie H Diddgery @diddgery.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
like a clock
tomodachi life living the dream screenshot of two miis of tick and tock (like a clock) from classic internet video “POV: steampunk twins find you crying in the bathroom”
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
robinstome posting on tumblr saying: "Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally."
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
backrooms is probably as good as i expected a creepypasta movie to be, for better or worse
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
you can grab the em dash from my cold, dead hands fuck ai
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
rawr
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
do we have a new word yet for "person who sexually harms children" because i feel like the old word we had for that no longer works now that it's just a thing you call trans women or people beating you in videogames or whatever
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Murgatroyd @baragodzilla.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
do we have a new word yet for "person who sexually harms children" because i feel like the old word we had for that no longer works now that it's just a thing you call trans women or people beating you in videogames or whatever
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: emperor penguins stand beside each other. One of them has their little baby penguin chick tucked away under their brood patch. Panel 2: the second emperor penguin lifts their brood patch slightly, revealing a purple light and what appears to be some furniture. Panel 3: the brood patch is fully lifted, revealing another baby penguin sitting at a desktop PC gaming setup, complete with multicolor LED lights and gaming chair. The baby penguin slightly removes its headphones and says, “what’s up?”
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