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Former baby and reluctant biped. He/Him.

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 18h
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
World's still no different without him. Good riddance to that filth.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Geordi LaForge from Star Trek TNG confirming that it is far preferable to drown a fascist than listen to one
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy International Pain-In-The-Neck Day for those who celebrate
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Personally, I think anyone who harasses RNLI volunteers should be thrown into the middle of the Channel or the North Sea and made to swim back to the mainland unaided.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Re: "The only good nazi is a dead nazi". Fully disagree. Even when they're dead they stink up the place and have already infected the world with their presence. There are no good nazis. Not a single one. But on the other hand, if it comes down to a choice..
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ah, bluesky. Where the mods will give you strikes for calling nonces a nonce almost a year ago (cough dantendigitalis.bsky.social cough)
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CuteyArf (@dantendigitalis.bsky.social)
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What does God want with a starship??? I'll tell you what God wants with a starship - pristine collectible Enterprise A complete with crew in their original boxes is what God wants with a starship.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
CW: Guardian
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good, tbh. This is exactly the sort of shit we need to stigmatise. People who use or support these things deserve to be hounded out of public life and driven into the sea, same as those who support the encroachment of generative AI on modern life. Let the tech bros drown in shame.
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‘I’ve definitely lost followers’: influencers face backlash over Meta ‘pervert glasses’ content
Using ‘spy glasses’ made by Facebook owner leads to floods of negative comments, say content creators
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Seeadler @seeadler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The thing is, you have to be extraordinarily incompetent to do this. Orbital mechanics is a really precise science! Like, *notoriously* precise. There was a whole film recently about how hard it is to hit one thing in space with another (A House Of Dynamite)! This is staggering ineptitude!
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TrekCulture @trekculture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What's lurking around the corner on the Griffin? Here's @seanferrick.bsky.social with all of the Ups & Downs for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S4Ep2: The Griffin Incident @pedrostarfleet.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers youtu.be/b7cApyf7Wvo?...
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Ups & Downs From Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 4.2 - The Griffin Incident
YouTube video by TrekCulture
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Topline thoughts: I liked it, a lot This one is going to divide people (already is) and there's a lot of really interesting conversations about it already! Enjoy the Ups & Downs and let me know your thoughts! #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
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Xander King @xanderking.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wildfires are burning throughout the country and you’re worried about a fucking T-shirt.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Across the country, wildfires are raging. The Prime Minister needs to call a COBRA meeting and treat the climate crisis with the urgency this moment calls for.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also, super cool of you to discount over 2,000 people's voices just because yours was part of a slightly larger chorus. What about all those years since 1985 where your guy didn't win? I guess by your logic that "do nothing vote" was pointless and you're a complete tool, right?
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Worst attempt at a haiku ever. Syllable count is just fucked here.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Okay, this is pretty funny tbh. So you're implying you were old enough to be a labour member prior to then, dropped said membership, and did what exactly? Continue voting Labour, or did you spend the intervening time either not voting or voting for parties you didn't think would make a difference?
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I keep forgetting some of the most basic British principles sometimes. For example, when someone says "how's it going, mate?", instead of saying something like "Not bad, ta. And you?", I have a tendency to drop to my knees and scream at the sky with tears running down my face. Bad form, apparently
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Local Newspaper, somewhere in the English-speaking world or elsewhere. I literally want to read one of your articles. I do not want to: * allow 700 of your partners to store cookies on my device * create a free account * subscribe I want to read and fuck off 🙄. Lately, I'm just fucking off.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh dear.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's not you I hate, centrist appeaser. It's what I became because of you.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That "silver lining" is the mercury spilling out of every thermometer in the country as the glass housing it's in melts under the strain and we get double the amounts of death due to heatwaves than we had last year, as well as a significant drought. But enjoy your BBQ James.
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just like his dogshit website
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Damn. Farage just can't stop losing his head over the smallest things.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry, this is me showing my age, but from now on the use of the non-word "maxxing" is an instant eye roll and block situation.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
£10 budgeted to pay someone to take this nerd's lunch money
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shit you won't see on the BBC
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Seeadler @seeadler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't accept the argument that if I were to punch Ian Bremmer hard enough in the mouth that I shattered his teeth, this would be assault. This should be obvious. So it will probably be controversial.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
How Cyrodill fell
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RoseTintedSpectrum @rosetintedspectrum.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Patrons and YouTube members currently have access to THREE videos, and my goal over the rest of this year is to ensure that there's always 8 - 10 videos in the early access bank. There's also something VERY highly requested being added soon... www.patreon.com/RoseTintedSp...
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post where your head is at (default)
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Master Roshi (mouse twink) @myonlyaccount.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Be wary of people who claim disabled people have privilege over the able bodied. Those are nazis.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You want something?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Roe V. Wade
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lol
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys, is this the "internet"???
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Pure "m'lady" vibes from someone with a fine future ahead of him spent between four padded walls (well, let's not hope they're too padded lol)
Bluesky punching bag "Dante N Digitalis" , savior of Iran, answer to the question his own parents asked when they contacted the abortion clinic, getting back in touch for the first time in almost two months after it was offended to see if anyone still cares about it. We don't lol.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sorry it didn't work out but but holy fucking hell I'm glad they have standards lol
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Let's all look deep within ourselves. Deep breaths. Calm reflection. Now we are one. One with this poster who believes genocides are an act of love.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
For the record, I don't give a single flying fuck what your gender is, if your take is "genocide is caused by love" you can get in the fucking bin.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Is there a discord group for the cool people on here? Asking for a friend, who is actually just me so not really a friend because I hate that fucking guy.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey, I'm the last person alive who would defend British colonialism, but if the actual people who live there (& therefore are the only ones with skin in the game) *want* to be a British Overseas Territory, a thing they have apparently voted for, people like this guy should fuck off and let them?
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Vio the Viper @viotheviper.darkestalleygang.lol · 21/04/2026
I don't understand how people can live in a society where breaking a leg could make you homeless and still support capitalism.
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Banquetfm @banquetfm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night. - "The Old Astronomer" - Sarah (Sadie) Williams
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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
First week as a bsky coder everyone! they just told me to mash keys and hope for the best :)
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RoseTintedSpectrum @rosetintedspectrum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just finished my newest video and I'm very sorry. It'll be up on Patreon and YT Membership today. Again, I'm very sorry.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
how to switch timelines
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“That sugar cookie with the DONK” 🌻🌻 @sadandyellow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why? So I can be disappointed multiple times? What sense does that make, Daniel?
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RobynHoode @bobbinhoode.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I dip out, I come back, I could never make a living from online engagement... I don't know how to think my thoughts in posts. But I will keep popping up. Here's a lantern I'm crocheting. 🧶
A heavily textured leaf-pattern crochet piece attached to an 18" hoop. It's currently around finger length and nearly two repeats of the offset pattern. I'm using two strands of cotton yarn that give a flamingo vibe. One is very saturated strong pink, the other is a softer baby pink. I'm hoping that with fairy lights inside it will give a warm, delicious glow. The leaves definitely in no way resemble any genitalia. 

I might be lying about that. A more distanced picture of the lantern described in the previous pic. My black cat Yoshi is judging my work from the floor behind the piece which is resting on a crochet-capped footstool.
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