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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i am an appetite
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Very interesting...
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
When athletes wear a suit it feels like a holstered gun.
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Infielder: Oh man, I better convert this batted ball to an out The batted ball:
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/12/2024
Researchers found “that the costs Walmart imposes in the form of not only lower earnings but also higher unemployment in the wider community outweigh the savings it provides for shoppers.”
theatlantic.com
The Walmart Effect
New research suggests that the company makes the communities it operates in poorer—even taking into account its famous low prices.
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dermatologists HATE her: The Story of the Dermatologist Killer
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
important: ✅ sports ✅ video games ✅ going online ✅ posting not important: 🚫 typos 🚫 proper punctuation 🚫 proper capitalization 🚫 whether or not god is real
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Lula @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Nós temos um encontro marcado hoje, às 20h30, em rede nacional de rádio e televisão. O Natal é um bom momento para relembrarmos os ensinamentos de Cristo: a compaixão, a fraternidade, o respeito e o amor ao próximo. 📸 Ricardo Stuckert
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
(smiling sagely) Knowledges power
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
im pretty good at drawing at least for somebody who sucks at drawing
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Restaurants should make you beg for water
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid theonion.com/experts-reco...
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid

-The Onion
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024
theonion.com
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
blood lemon
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
first <10 🥳
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
hard core: the journal of the british apple systems user group, newsletter, cover (1984) archive.org/details/BASU...
imagery is a pixelized image of an apple mouse but taken apart, showing the inside track ball, screws, connector, etc.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Robert Frost switches sides of the hallway to avoid us) Me: Ohh, looks like someone's taking the road less traveled, eh fellas? (friends chuckling) Largest Friend: (crushing water bottle in his hands) You're a dead man, Frost!!
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
was reminded of the existence of alexandra botez and immediately remembered this amazing chess opening for black
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my warm hat topped with a puffball is giving south park realness
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
19 °F
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
people are saying he deserved to be fired after mismanaging the game yesterday, but i don't know. i guess when it comes down to it, i just don't think that actions should have consequences. i think everything should just be whatever
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
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Baseball ⚾️ @baseball.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Let’s play ball
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
the doorbuster items were so good. i worked at radioshack around the same time and my favorite thing we tried to push was this $89 5.1 surround system with an unpowered subwoofer that didn't really do anything and was just for decoration
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
i love noses and the quality of nasality
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
my academic life is suffering because i dont own a cardigan to put a button up under
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 18/10/2023
We hear this often—"Why would the Internet Archive preserve & digitize an out-of-print textbook from the 1930s?" Because you never know when the info within is going to solve a decades-long puzzle, like this fascinating story about American theoretical physicist Richard Feynman: gwern.net/maze
American theoretical physicist Richard Feynman
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
my split ends are holding me back academically
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
neuroscience
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
i lose all respect for someone if they say "veggie" have some respect for yourself
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
i love third basemen throw to first base
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
cerebellum (latin for "little brain")
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
i want the scalpel
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
football (53px-35px)
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
my girlfriend made me an ukagaka of herself
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
when it's sunday night and you have to go to work tomorrow!
drawing of a sad face
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
toxic codependent happily ever after yuri
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jesse 🩸 @bangs.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
awww babe i love how you set fires as a child, killed small animals and wet the bed
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