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ElBaneazos

@baneazos.bsky.social
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solo quiero una red social que no sea una basura

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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 30m
youtu.be/4ywmY4IzMRU
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13 - YOUR KNIFE FEELS GOOD
YouTube video by CommonBlahBlah
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DUMBEST PERSON I FOLLOW: football is for idiots SMARTEST PERSON I FOLLOW: posts “FUCK” without context and I assume it is because the Alabama Racists have just scored on their team
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bald white guy with the text next to him that has significant blackout redactions to read "socialism is like heroin. great"
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
estoy viendo el stage tour, y sin meterme en si el juego es bueno o no, es criminal lo caro que es todo, que si, que entiendo que licenciar las canciones, guitarras, baterias y todo eso no es barato, pero su puta madre que caro es todo
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
been using my record player all day
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 18/08/2026
steam dick oiled
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Engaging in discourse on Bluesky
Three college bros are giving a presentation. One is wearing a shirt with.a blanekted raccoon that says Ho with three red arrow directions: rny, peless, e

The other is wearing a shirt that says war bad boobs good

The last is wearing a shirt that says without freedom of speech we would not know who the idiots are

Behind them is a powerpoint slide with a marble statue and a list saying philosophy and bullet points saying existentialism, ethics, logic, socrates, plato
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yo con el fifa
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the shit they were doing in mass effect 2 was crazy dude
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Mozo @mozoyefimovich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lo de Ferrán
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 19/07/2026
m. bappé
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
es increible la diferencia entre las 2 semifinales, mientras que en una se ha visto a profesionales del futbol, en la otra si me dices que eran 22 borrachos pegandole de patadas a un balon me lo creo
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
parece que esta casteando el rayo para bajarte el cortisol
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Dial H for Hoagie @meerpat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
At last! The prophecy will be fulfilled!
Joke Naruto movie poster from the 2000s starring Michael Cera as Naruto, Robert Pattinson as Sasuke, Scarlet Johanson as Sakura, and Anthony Hopkins as Orochimaru.
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 06/07/2026
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 29/06/2026
world cup x-ray
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Marca Scroll @marcascroll.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 19/06/2026
just learned that kane parsons was not 20 years old when that photo was taken i need to lie down
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S A M @comicnerdsam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 29/05/2026
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 29/05/2026
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
VIÑETA 1
Señora: Venga, seguro que es buen chico
Señor: (Leyendo el periódico) Eso ya lo veremos
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Chica toca el timbre DING DONG
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Los 2 señores sorprendidos
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Chica: ¡Este es mi novio!
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Señora: EL SCRAKE DE KILLING FLOOR 1
Señor: MI HIJA NO SALDRÁ CON UN BRITÁNICO
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Shiburizu! @shib.live · 02/05/2026
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pijo @pijoprogre.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 16/04/2026
Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
open.spotify.com/intl-es/albu... parad lo que esteis haciendo, teneis que escuchar el nuevo album de enter shikari
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Lose Your Self
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 07/04/2026
NASA just posted this new photo of the moon
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Selim Selarom 👾 @selimelboludo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Manga panel from Naruto. Sasuke is holding Naruto by the neck with one hand, and is drawing a sword from his back with the other. His arm is fully extended, but the sword is only half drawn from it's sheath.
A speech bubble from above Sasuke's head reads: "I'll let you live, Naruto. My arm is too short and I can't get the fucking sword out."
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
old tweet by @mattytalks:

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like "it's ya boy tarantula dick"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
System of a down toxicity album cover but it's Bobomb Battlefield
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Cuñado en una pollería: Jefe ponme otra que esta está circuncidada
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
When did you first become aware of the occult symbolism surrounding baseball?
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First look at John Cena as Recoome in the live action 'Dragon Ball Z'. Out July 6.
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米 / Kome @komeraisu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
これは昨日遭遇したシンプソンズ
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
nah, seguro que esta yendo a madrid para ir al concierto de kayne west en el metroplitano
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
lmao
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thisiguy / theo @thisiguy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
killer seven
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ElBaneazos @baneazos.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
técnicamente es lo mejor que pueden hacer en una serie de futbol porque es como mas protagonista va a ser en un partido de futbol
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
That looks like an e-sports logo. Fucking League of Redditors dictatorship
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 07/03/2026
quan
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026
the bluesky experience:
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 02/03/2026
This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.
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