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@bandit-revolver.bsky.social
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masher, object examiner, they/she

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erica @lavosxii.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No this is also not true, you have schizophrenia, sorry
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
learning to be impetuous and shape phrases such that they irritate the gormless into pure disinterest when i want to convey something on purpose, but balance it with useful data for the realheads to perceive and respond to, in online spaces, but balancing it such that i do not convey anger or pity,
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
m**** l******* worst new bit. there have been tenuous at best terms of communucation before but i dont like this one at all you could pronably guess why. very low semantic value very unclear and socially un-specific. ragebait term dressed as honest words. Insipid
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
uhhhh ever heard of a litylr thing called the ballad of gilgamesh or someyhing.
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
metal gear obvioisly. san andreas. joust. fucking froggeer
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
my elbows are sunburnt.
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
twin peaks. heat. oldboy. bram stokers dracula. ill catch heat for this but if ur a gamer lttp
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Forest @foresttherotten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ghost
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
ufo obsessed president pumping theremin through the white house pa 24/7
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Generational posts
Tweets about Kaiji from Toby Fox

Without any pennies, nuts, or raisins, Kaiji is forced to bet his life in a dangerous dreidel battle against kazuya’s 5 year old son

Someone make a comic of Kaiji spinning a dreidel and crying as he loses all his pennies, nuts, and raisins
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
headhunter
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Lukapix ΘΔ |🦊❄️🏳️‍⚧️ @altothewolf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my favourite emerald (or well, key in this case) hint in all of sa2 when i first saw this i laughed for minutes straight
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 01/07/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 16/07/2026
That's An Ass!!
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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A doodle of Pomni from the amazing digital circus. she is dressed up like a magician and is holding up a black hat. she is pulling Jax out of the hat by the ears.
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 17/07/2026
A2471.2 Why hogs inspect one another: seek pancake.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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MENTALES @mentales.com.br · 17/07/2026
excelente recauchutada parabens pelo divorcio
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News Channel 8 @dogfoodeater.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Going on a date to Cheesecake Factory
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choo @choodraws.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
butcher bird 🪶
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 17/06/2026
"TO BE OR NOT TO BE" bonequest.com/9953
spigot: NOT TO BE GAY\NBUT I ORDERED A PIZZA
deuce: RIGHT\NA "BIG SAUSAGE" \NPIZZA
spigot: DON'T ZOOM IN ON ME\NWHEN YOU SAY THAT
deuce: THE GUY'S\NA DICKLICKER
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🔥😍🔥😍
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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sofasofia 🛋️ @sofasofia.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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scorpy @socpens.com · 04/06/2026
Doninos sells bread for money thats kinda fucked up
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dropping large brass spheres on the floor at 2am is a sacred ritual in upstairs neighbor culture
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
dragonslayer armour missing appointed court date to appear before jury
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 05/06/2026
(growing sense of dread as the waves of games award liveposting start to include "TUPAC?")
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Kiryu: "I see. The dead can work forever as long as someone from their estate sees money to be made. There are many ways to support a family."
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
so like the hornsent clearly have material problems why is jori just having a party in the woods. jori is just having a fun party for everyone in the woods whats up with jori
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Friedrich Nietzsche: *weeping, arms around a horse* Gordon Ramsay, in the distance: Fuck me, is he crying on that horse? Nietzsche: *losing consciousness* Gordon Ramsay, still some way off: Perfect. Your horse is fucking soaking and now big boy has passed out. No wonder this place is going under.
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kris(2) 🪆 @gundamsura.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lalah again
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 29/05/2026
I cannot believe that we have gone so long without base level journalism that this feels somehow radical, and the guy being interviewed literally cannot conceive of being asked basic questions
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/05/2026
Ahh... Mercedes Benz.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
BASED BASED BASED BASED
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
nietzche when the horse takes the fat rip of the bong what do you mean i cant upload fox bark explosion slap explosion bark slap slap explosion here
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/05/2026
Grinch I Forbidden Grinch Lotus Grinch Absolute Lotus Grinch Final Grinch Grinch VI -absolution-
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ive become obsessed with figs due to their great and amazimg and many virtues
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
electrified every time they say schizophrenic in anti oedipus man shit is just different for d&g
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gmn if i dont mash post im not goimg to be able to keep up momentum so if you grow to despise me i will understand. i have grown so recalcitrant to speak that a wellness check has been performed on me so like im trying to fix it
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i can dismantle any threat i am witness to the end
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
bro this shit crashing at an expeditious rate. my phone laments its miserable existence but i must return to the mortal fold
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Avoid steep angles. Avoid steep angles. Avoid steep angles.
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Y🔴⚪️🔄❌️❌️❌️ @yy0880yy2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
※女体化 連邦の犬 🟥⬜️♀️
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nessa @bandit-revolver.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
the treachery of images but a man is fucking the pipe. leci n'est pas consent
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Shikishima @vg99kinsei.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
けもケット16でお渡しした色紙(?)
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Jelly🪼 @huskapet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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