kali @kalibration.website · 28/09/2026youtube.comPortraits Of Tracy - Caught In A Jam (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by PORTRAITS OF TRACY 000
kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026"I don't want people buying LOBSTER with FOOD STAMPS!!!" - people buying lobster with your tax dollars 010
kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026Every art/music sharing website should have a ratio next to your name of works posted vs (non-spam) engagements left on others' so that you can tell at a glance whether someone has any interest in the community/other people in general or if they just show up to drop a deuce on the floor and run away 120
kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026What is it about weekends that make me hibernate even when I didn't have shit to do during the week 010
kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026Going to be making an imitation crab sandwich later I have to defrost the crab and the bread but it's going to be imitation crab on a pretzel roll with some spring greens and other stuff I haven't decided on yet. just thought I'd let you know. 240
kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026"Well, summer is over, so I should hopefully start seeing less centipedes" - GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO SEE MORE AND BIGGER CENTIPEDES THAN EVER BEFORE 220
kali @kalibration.website · 25/09/2026"Chewable gummy" is like the absolute worst delivery mechanism for collagen supplements. Like oh my god I'd rather choke on a big fucking horse-sized pill man. The texture is actually hellish. 000
kali @kalibration.website · 24/09/2026If you've never thrown a parmesan cheese rind into any kind of slow-cooking sauce or stew you're missing out 011
kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026The first like 10 times I saw "ijbol" I had no idea it was supposed to stand for "I just bust out laughing" and assumed it was shorthand for some kind of political ideology. in my head I placed it tenuously in the general vicinity of Maoism/Third-Worldism 070
kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026I started laughing like a supervillain as soon as I saw this guy and I have no idea why. he's just awesome. he just looks so awesome 030
kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026For an embarrassingly long time I didn't realize rappers usually record their own ad-libs so I always imagined they all had their own hype men who came into the studio to just stand there going "yeah! woo! like that!" and shit into the microphone 020
kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026LRT changed my life permanently for months now whenever I'm thirsty I just say "i wish I had the amazing digital water right now" or just "the amazing digital water..." 010
kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026My9games.net games that like did something to my life or whatever idk feels kinda generic. 370
kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026Had to renew my website and wow! Domain campers should be skinned alive 100
kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026Favorite animal I've found out about lately is the coati. They're sooo awesomestatic.klipy.comCoati CoatimundiALT: Coati Coatimundi 0130
kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026It's crazy how long we went with the general public understanding of OCD just being like "oh yeah isn't that the brain disease that makes you wash your hands?" 130
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kali @kalibration.website · 21/09/2026The human body is so bullshit what do you mean my eyeball is itchy 020
kali @kalibration.website · 21/09/2026I believe Deadlock is a coworker game but also put forth that there are multiple tiers of "coworker media". Like obviously at the bottom you've got AI-generated viking rap, but there's more layers to this shit. 120
kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026This still sounds like it could be the end credits song to my lifeyoutube.comFuegoYouTube video by KOAN Sound - Topic 000
kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026Night naps are dark, evil technology you can only access if you have a cruel temperament and wicked disposition 110
kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026I fucking hate modern websites "dude check it out!!! we made it so when you scroll it looks like nothing is happening for 5 seconds but actually the old text is fading out and new text is fading in!!!" I need you to quit this job, stop doing the "Web Dev" thing, and go work at a local gyro place. 020
kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026Every documentary about the creation of a classic 00s video game always has a part where the narrator just has to kind of brush over something like "Universal/Sony/Microsoft corporate randomly got mad at the developers and locked them in their studio from the outside and set the heat to 100°f" 130
kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026When Underoath said "You can't see past my waving hands" they were talking about John Cenayoutube.comUNDEROATH You're So IntricateYouTube video by Viralblur 001
kali @kalibration.website · 17/09/2026They didn't restock the salted caramel sauce at my grocery store so I've had to salt my own caramel. woe really is me, is the thing. 020
kali @kalibration.website · 17/09/2026I think I might like Star Trek DS9 more *before* the Dominion stuff really kicks off. It turns into mostly just a war story, and there's already so many of those. I like Star Trek best when it's spotlighting the weird fraught juggling act of peacetime. 100
Reposted by kalikali @kalibration.website · 12/10/2025youtube.comFlowerpowerYouTube video by Capsule - Topic 131
kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026It's crazy how the average "content warning" on any given YouTube video is just this 27420