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@kalibration.website
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I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤🐇 and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖🐩 Soundtrack musician 🎮🎶

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The Dodent 🐀 @nottheboom.bsky.social · 21h
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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kali @kalibration.website · 21h
Can anyone bum me 1168 dollars real quick
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/09/2026
Painted another, cooler guy
A portrait of a guy with orange-tipped locs looking into the camera dispassionately
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/09/2026
Painted another, cooler guy
A portrait of a guy with orange-tipped locs looking into the camera dispassionately
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kali @kalibration.website · 28/09/2026
Painted a guy
Painting of a guy
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kali @kalibration.website · 28/09/2026
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Portraits Of Tracy - Caught In A Jam (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by PORTRAITS OF TRACY
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026
"I don't want people buying LOBSTER with FOOD STAMPS!!!" - people buying lobster with your tax dollars
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026
Every art/music sharing website should have a ratio next to your name of works posted vs (non-spam) engagements left on others' so that you can tell at a glance whether someone has any interest in the community/other people in general or if they just show up to drop a deuce on the floor and run away
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026
What is it about weekends that make me hibernate even when I didn't have shit to do during the week
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kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026
Going to be making an imitation crab sandwich later I have to defrost the crab and the bread but it's going to be imitation crab on a pretzel roll with some spring greens and other stuff I haven't decided on yet. just thought I'd let you know.
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026
"Well, summer is over, so I should hopefully start seeing less centipedes" - GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO SEE MORE AND BIGGER CENTIPEDES THAN EVER BEFORE
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kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026
My bad sorry
Crawl screenshot where I turn a corner and encounter a bunch of pissed off yaks.
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alyosha @drowsemary.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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kali @kalibration.website · 25/09/2026
"Chewable gummy" is like the absolute worst delivery mechanism for collagen supplements. Like oh my god I'd rather choke on a big fucking horse-sized pill man. The texture is actually hellish.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
9.24.26
dear all bosses
visa, discover
thoughts desert you.
your idea to sell number machines is wrong
fools
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kali @kalibration.website · 24/09/2026
If you've never thrown a parmesan cheese rind into any kind of slow-cooking sauce or stew you're missing out
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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 23/09/2026
Chronturbo Episode 3 (00:32:46)
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kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026
The first like 10 times I saw "ijbol" I had no idea it was supposed to stand for "I just bust out laughing" and assumed it was shorthand for some kind of political ideology. in my head I placed it tenuously in the general vicinity of Maoism/Third-Worldism
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kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026
I started laughing like a supervillain as soon as I saw this guy and I have no idea why. he's just awesome. he just looks so awesome
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kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026
For an embarrassingly long time I didn't realize rappers usually record their own ad-libs so I always imagined they all had their own hype men who came into the studio to just stand there going "yeah! woo! like that!" and shit into the microphone
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kali @kalibration.website · 23/09/2026
LRT changed my life permanently for months now whenever I'm thirsty I just say "i wish I had the amazing digital water right now" or just "the amazing digital water..."
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Amazing Digital Water
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Intelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOPE (2026)
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
My9games.net games that like did something to my life or whatever idk feels kinda generic.
covers for:

Psychonauts
Dark Souls 1
Noita
7 Billion Humans
Sekiro
Outer Wilds
Um Jammer Lammy
Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst
Mother 3
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
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WTFU
YouTube video by Cheem - Topic
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
Had to renew my website and wow! Domain campers should be skinned alive
An offer to buy kalibration.com for the reasonable price of 6,500 dollars!
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
Favorite animal I've found out about lately is the coati. They're sooo awesome
static.klipy.com
Coati Coatimundi
ALT: Coati Coatimundi
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
It's crazy how long we went with the general public understanding of OCD just being like "oh yeah isn't that the brain disease that makes you wash your hands?"
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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kali @kalibration.website · 21/09/2026
The human body is so bullshit what do you mean my eyeball is itchy
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kali @kalibration.website · 21/09/2026
I believe Deadlock is a coworker game but also put forth that there are multiple tiers of "coworker media". Like obviously at the bottom you've got AI-generated viking rap, but there's more layers to this shit.
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kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026
This still sounds like it could be the end credits song to my life
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Fuego
YouTube video by KOAN Sound - Topic
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kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026
Night naps are dark, evil technology you can only access if you have a cruel temperament and wicked disposition
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kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026
I fucking hate modern websites "dude check it out!!! we made it so when you scroll it looks like nothing is happening for 5 seconds but actually the old text is fading out and new text is fading in!!!" I need you to quit this job, stop doing the "Web Dev" thing, and go work at a local gyro place.
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kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026
Every documentary about the creation of a classic 00s video game always has a part where the narrator just has to kind of brush over something like "Universal/Sony/Microsoft corporate randomly got mad at the developers and locked them in their studio from the outside and set the heat to 100°f"
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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kali @kalibration.website · 20/09/2026
When Underoath said "You can't see past my waving hands" they were talking about John Cena
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UNDEROATH You're So Intricate
YouTube video by Viralblur
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kali @kalibration.website · 18/09/2026
Yeah sure
fridgle day 34:
i only press weasel vision anymore.
you nervously call water black.
something, somehow is seen.
mommy stripped

- KALi - sep 17, 2026
[share] [history]
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kali @kalibration.website · 17/09/2026
They didn't restock the salted caramel sauce at my grocery store so I've had to salt my own caramel. woe really is me, is the thing.
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kali @kalibration.website · 17/09/2026
I think I might like Star Trek DS9 more *before* the Dominion stuff really kicks off. It turns into mostly just a war story, and there's already so many of those. I like Star Trek best when it's spotlighting the weird fraught juggling act of peacetime.
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kali @kalibration.website · 12/10/2025
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Flowerpower
YouTube video by Capsule - Topic
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kali @kalibration.website · 16/09/2026
Rayman 1 was the original kaizo game
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday Undertale
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
What is this even from???
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
Rayman 2 screenshot

This is not Rayman

rayman just kinda standing there

cutscene subtitle at the bottom:
NOT DADDY GLOBOX?
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
It's crazy how the average "content warning" on any given YouTube video is just this
resident evil screenshot This game contains scenes
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