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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For me, no. And really, not that close. Basically a league-average bat across his career; not enough in the counting stats or WAR numbers; good-to-great but not otherworldly defense.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It is currently 95F in Nashville, and yet today's giveaway at the balance is a quarter-zip

Nashville Sounds quarter-zip, in University of Tennessee colors.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We can add it to the list for your next visit. And also El Tulípan.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

FWIW, the actor who played Kit says absolutely not.

I mean this from my heart — obviously, I smashed her in half and she dropped the ball. Dottie’s such a competitor she would not drop the ball on purpose. Can you imagine giving up the World Series? I don’t even understand that.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If your teammate hits a 455 foot home run, this is the correct face to make:

Austin Hedges, expressing surprise at exactly how far Adell hit a home run

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

They were already halfway through the growth when that hit, but yeah, it certainly changed quite a few things.

A graph showing the University of Alabama student population by year, from 1985 through 2025. Data from https://oira.ua.edu/factbooklegacy/reports/student-enrollment/historical/total-student-enrollment-1831-to-present/

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I won an Irish whiskey in a silent auction, back in April. Trying it tonight, and it is quite good.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I can tell you that, for men, Steve McQueen in The Great Escape was who I wanted to be.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It isn't @zrau.bsky.social's jambalaya, but it tastes pretty darn good

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I got this book as a gift from a now-retired stats proof when I started my most recent job, it details shit like this.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This book absolutely rips, it is so damn good. And, AND, now the paired book is out too - so you can get The Sister's Curse too. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This goes hard as hell. And reminds me of my Polish grandmother, who is the nicest lady alive, right up until you cross her, at which point she'll gut you like a fish.

These warrior-witches have become Ukraine’s most feared intelligence assets, moving through occupied territory like shadows. Orobets travels abroad often, where she is sometimes asked, “What happens if Ukraine runs out of men?”

“Be careful what you wish for,” she says. “If Ukraine’s women are in charge, there won’t be a Russian left alive.”

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The orange X is the goalie, the red X is the defender deepest in his own half. Both of the blue O players (boxed in green) are "in an offside position." But the rule only applies if the Ball is played to them, or they interfere with play. A pass to the blue O (boxed in pink) is a legal pass.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I don't know shit about fuck about cricket, but I'm assuming "just gotta get out a swing the bats" fits both the left and right ends of this meme?

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Made one of the best catches I can remember seeing, in Fenway:

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I like their all white hate with the blue bill, squatchee, and logo. It is CLEAN.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A ping pong table, a pool table, free pizza on Mondays, free hot dogs on Tuesdays, named after the intersection of streets it sits on.

Exterior of the High Beck Tavern, Columbus Ohio

Interior of the High Beck Tavern, Columbus Ohio

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Inspired by @charizardlotte.bsky.social and also the burgeoning desire to get my next, for balance, I put out a call to you, friends, show me your tattoos. I'll start:

On my left shoulder, the Polish eagle in black and white, with a black shield surrounding the Polish flag. A tribute to familial heritage.

On my right forearm, just inside and below my elbow, a visual representation of the Banach-Tarski Paradox, colored in green, yellow, and purple, with a black outline. The half-circles are shrinking but infinite(theory, not the art, that would be impossible)

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yuuuuppppp. My favorite Mexican food here in Columbus, in the back half of a Mexican grocery store in a 3-store strip mall underneath a train bridge:

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Reminder that @paledragoncbus.bsky.social and I were workshopping these during spring training.

Bombzzana

Didgereedong

Bombat

Whomping Matilda

Vegemighty

Crushowary

Bush-whacked

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Kenyon isn't on the list(so for PTKU), but some alumni friends helped, we're going to win the Owl competition. And we have a better win% against OSU than 10 B1G teams. Suck it, Rice, Kennesaw St., Temple, and FAU. #KenyonFootball #CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Kenyon alumni donation of $2957.94 + fees, combined with @lolbrarian's donation, to get Kenyon to $3000 total, topping all the D1 Owl mascot schools

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Went to a charity shindig with friends and my parents, and Mom took a good picture of me, so I'll share it here.

BSP, smiling at a party, wearing a purple and white seersucker suit with a pink pocket square.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This is the one that popped into my head when I read your comment:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don't even have a valid reason

you're just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like
(picture of a bird)
(picture of the same bird, with feathers on their head up, looking like ears; the text says "I FUCKING KNEW IT")

(via eatthechildrenmoar)

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Evidence - one of them just reposted me telling them they're shit, because they think it was praise.

Alkimo AI reposted your post - 44s

Speaking as someone whose job is a huge part data analysis, it is also shitty at that.

The most difficult parts of data analysis are knowing what measurements/testing to do and why, it can't do that. The calculation/chart creation have been done by programs for decades, better than any LLM can.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Haven't played along before, because I don't take many pictures, but I had to send a thank you shot to my brother and SIL for my birthday gift. It was also quite cold...

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Husted, who has a bottle of empty chewed sunflower seeds where his brain should be, might actually lose to Sherrod Brown, if SB still has a little magic. Mike Carey has built-in bullshit(see image), and Moreno is a true believer who isn't up for election until 2030.

Ohio congressional district #15, which stretches itself to pick up only edges of Columbus and Dayton, but covers piles of rural nothing in between

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Got a new sweatshirt from my parents for my birthday... Put it on between games today; Guards are 1-0 in the new sweatshirt

A bemused BSP, concentrating on seeing his phone, taking a selfie in his new UNCW Baseball sweatshirt.

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