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She/her I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less. 🦒♍️🌈 #251 #ProtectTransKids

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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Achievement unlocked, took @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social’s kid to her first college football game! Go Jaguars!
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never fails
Aggie roller coaster drawing by Thujone
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quote by @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social: “So I would not recommend a Malort spritz.” Cc: @actioncookbook.com
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hopefully this is an ice cold take except to aviation nerds: a military flyover of a stadium does absolutely nothing for me except contribute to hearing damage.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those of you in the know, what drug is Pat McAfee on?
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Babe are you ok, you’ve barely touched your fog liquid
A jug of Fog Liquid for a fog machine
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LSU fans’ livers are in trouble tonight
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can hear the bands at the Port City Classic from my bedroom 😁😁😁
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unearthed some lore
Certificate of authenticity for the purchase of a brick at the College Football Hall of Fame reading “WE MADE SPENCER
EAT CHEESE.
-THE COMMENTARIAT”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all say hello to Coach Box O’Wires every time you toss a random HDMI cord in there, don’t you? It’s not just me?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this week amirite @rouxgarou.bsky.social
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kinda wanna meetup at the Dolly Parton Bridge to sing karaoke
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the XKCD post about a random person in Nebraska holding up the entire digital infrastructure of the world, but modified to say that the person who maintains lsufootball.net is holding up the college football internet
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At a horseshow 😁😁😁 with my sister 😁😁😁
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“My uterus is tilted” is a sentence I just heard from an Uber driver for the first time.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you’re talking to your friend about Sister Shubert’s sausage rolls being back and the bartender over hears and says “Sister Shubert is so back!”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is there anywhere that terrible man WON’T crash a rocket
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What if we kissed at the Whataburger car show
A Whataburger sign advertising a car show tomorrow
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PTKU 🤝 Cabo Verde 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Took myself to Waffle House for the most American of all breakfasts
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m not sure I’ve ever hated a TV character more than Comrade Raskova on Star City.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
250 years ago a bunch of enslavers said the government “deriv(es its) just powers from the consent of the governed.” Remarkable concept at the time. They only considered the consent of white male landowners. Ample progress has been made, but we have far to go. No one is free until everyone is.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I found a hundred dollar bill in my pants pocket, and the upgrade to first class cost $97. We up $3 baby!
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Waymo is definitely equipped to differentiate between all the different Peachtrees. 🙄
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Bar owners in the vicinity should riot.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Inspired: using the Jell-O shot competition as an economic indicator
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I want Mike Schur to make a sitcom about ATL airport employees.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What an honor to witness so many people’s first day on earth here at the airport. What do you mean, you had like 30 coins in your pocket and just dumped them loose into the bin to go through TSA and now you’re standing by the belt scooping them out?
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I made it all the way through the extreme crop top era without participating and I plan to make it all the way through the slick-back era without participating.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If y’all don’t quit fucking up his curls I swear
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ladies is horses too
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My big boi Great White is 3 and on Earth for the first time, please cut him some slack.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’M BIG HORSE AND I DON’T LIKE YOU
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bringing back the coffee shop in my neighborhood but putting breakfast burritos on the menu
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social my annual #charitibundibowl donation for #PTKU @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
$2500 donation to New Am Paths with Spencer’s big ol head
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s a good thing most transphobes are dumb as a bag of hair.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
From a certified tree loving girlie, Buenos Aires has some excellent trees. The base of this ficus is like 20 feet across.
A gigantic ficus tree, one branch held on the shoulder of a life size statue of a buff dude.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Announcement: my goddaughter, the child of @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social, is heretofore referred to as the Apple Chip.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is how a room full of Gen Z men who don’t know each other are suddenly each other’s biggest support network when one of them is singing Creed at karaoke.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Having contempt for people who have contempt for me? No I’m aware.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Told my boss that I absolutely won’t be listing any AI-related performance goals this year, as I am ethically opposed to using it and also it doesn’t fucking work for our purposes. Be bold, friends. Reject the ham-fisted attempt to shove it down our throats.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Don’t tell me what the Inca theme is unless it’s “mildly famous people from Mobile.” I saw it coming down the street and said “that’s either Gomez Addams or Paul Bearer” and the scream I scrumpt when it was Paul.
Paul Bearer as the front of a float
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Home in bed with my kitty cat listening to the Mardi Gras parade 🥰🥰🥰
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have never been so happy to hear the dulcet tones of several middle-aged Atlanta flight attendants. There’s a Diet Coke in my very near future. Homeward bound!
A sparkling wine and the screen from a Delta One seat
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Comrade Jamie Lee Curtisova Poop Yogurt
A bottle of Activia but in Russian
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can check
Efes beer in a glass in a Central Asian country
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Paulie (BillsFan 3-0 & PanthersFan 1-0-1 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
BITCH THE CONFEDERATE ARMY LOST A HOME-AND-HOME SCRIMMAGE SERIES, LOST THEIR FUNDING, AND BECAME A REC SPORT 0-1 ALL TIME WORLDWIDE.
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