Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Achievement unlocked, took @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social’s kid to her first college football game! Go Jaguars! 3160
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Quote by @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social: “So I would not recommend a Malort spritz.” Cc: @actioncookbook.com 3121
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hopefully this is an ice cold take except to aviation nerds: a military flyover of a stadium does absolutely nothing for me except contribute to hearing damage. 8150
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Those of you in the know, what drug is Pat McAfee on? 230
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Babe are you ok, you’ve barely touched your fog liquid 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026LSU fans’ livers are in trouble tonight 030
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I can hear the bands at the Port City Classic from my bedroom 😁😁😁 110
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Y’all say hello to Coach Box O’Wires every time you toss a random HDMI cord in there, don’t you? It’s not just me? 270
Reposted by Applecores in the ApplecarJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313048382
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fuck this week amirite @rouxgarou.bsky.social 130
Reposted by Applecores in the ApplecarMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader 313469576
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Kinda wanna meetup at the Dolly Parton Bridge to sing karaoke 040
Reposted by Applecores in the Applecarspookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 442752
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At a horseshow 😁😁😁 with my sister 😁😁😁 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“My uterus is tilted” is a sentence I just heard from an Uber driver for the first time. 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When you’re talking to your friend about Sister Shubert’s sausage rolls being back and the bartender over hears and says “Sister Shubert is so back!” 160
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Is there anywhere that terrible man WON’T crash a rocket 000
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026What if we kissed at the Whataburger car show 290
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Took myself to Waffle House for the most American of all breakfasts 180
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m not sure I’ve ever hated a TV character more than Comrade Raskova on Star City. 230
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 01/07/2026250 years ago a bunch of enslavers said the government “deriv(es its) just powers from the consent of the governed.” Remarkable concept at the time. They only considered the consent of white male landowners. Ample progress has been made, but we have far to go. No one is free until everyone is. 1163
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I found a hundred dollar bill in my pants pocket, and the upgrade to first class cost $97. We up $3 baby! 1100
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Waymo is definitely equipped to differentiate between all the different Peachtrees. 🙄 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Bar owners in the vicinity should riot. 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Inspired: using the Jell-O shot competition as an economic indicator 030
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I want Mike Schur to make a sitcom about ATL airport employees. 000
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 08/06/2026What an honor to witness so many people’s first day on earth here at the airport. What do you mean, you had like 30 coins in your pocket and just dumped them loose into the bin to go through TSA and now you’re standing by the belt scooping them out? 1110
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I made it all the way through the extreme crop top era without participating and I plan to make it all the way through the slick-back era without participating. 000
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/05/2026If y’all don’t quit fucking up his curls I swear 020
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 03/05/2026My big boi Great White is 3 and on Earth for the first time, please cut him some slack. 040
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’M BIG HORSE AND I DON’T LIKE YOU 010
Reposted by Applecores in the ApplecarJymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026 81157293520
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Bringing back the coffee shop in my neighborhood but putting breakfast burritos on the menu 000
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/04/2026@newap-georgia.bsky.social my annual #charitibundibowl donation for #PTKU @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social 380
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s a good thing most transphobes are dumb as a bag of hair. 040
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/04/2026From a certified tree loving girlie, Buenos Aires has some excellent trees. The base of this ficus is like 20 feet across. 3130
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Announcement: my goddaughter, the child of @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social, is heretofore referred to as the Apple Chip. 0100
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is how a room full of Gen Z men who don’t know each other are suddenly each other’s biggest support network when one of them is singing Creed at karaoke. 0143
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Having contempt for people who have contempt for me? No I’m aware. 040
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Told my boss that I absolutely won’t be listing any AI-related performance goals this year, as I am ethically opposed to using it and also it doesn’t fucking work for our purposes. Be bold, friends. Reject the ham-fisted attempt to shove it down our throats. 1100
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Don’t tell me what the Inca theme is unless it’s “mildly famous people from Mobile.” I saw it coming down the street and said “that’s either Gomez Addams or Paul Bearer” and the scream I scrumpt when it was Paul. 2150
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Home in bed with my kitty cat listening to the Mardi Gras parade 🥰🥰🥰 170
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I have never been so happy to hear the dulcet tones of several middle-aged Atlanta flight attendants. There’s a Diet Coke in my very near future. Homeward bound! 2160
Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Comrade Jamie Lee Curtisova Poop Yogurt 040
Reposted by Applecores in the ApplecarPaulie (BillsFan 3-0 & PanthersFan 1-0-1 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026BITCH THE CONFEDERATE ARMY LOST A HOME-AND-HOME SCRIMMAGE SERIES, LOST THEIR FUNDING, AND BECAME A REC SPORT 0-1 ALL TIME WORLDWIDE. 3295