Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026AI goons are trying to figure out how to make the wire mom more like the cloth mom when the real answer is 'what the fuck did you do with the real mom, you weird monsters?' 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what oil is he using? peanut? that has a very nice bubble going and no burn, perfect. 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if it's an indoor nail, tetanus isnt really a worry, but that being said an antibiotic booster wouldnt hurt at all 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026not going all 'white people all look the same' here but they really really look like siblings 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026oh sure, 12 eagles, that'll only run ya like 400 million dollars dry and unarmed. 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026there is a conspiracy theory that her space trip was faked and while I don't really believe it, its quite quite funny to entertain. katy perry faked her amazon space trip 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026how many how how many pornhub videos have you seen that the subset of ones with that exact spit take numbers a million 170
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if you finally make it far enough its just the head there. not a second head, the only head. 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026huge note: the wardrober on snl made a big mistake by using a suit that fit properly. 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got on a prediabetic kick of baking and eating nut-filled entirely whole grain dense ass gritty little loaves of bread with fancy butter, cheese, and pickles. peasant in from the fields-ass meal. really satisfying. 110
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i had a tank bag for my motorcycle that had a big clear sleeve on the top for a map, and later for a printed out mapquest page. i'd get 50 miles out of my comfort zone and just start to flounder 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"hey, could we call making a horse or cow super uncomfortable and annoyed a sport?" "oh sure, sure, get on it and make it hate you and see how long you last on it." "ok but what if the horse likes me?" "easy, we'll get another animal in there and you can trip it while its running then tie it up." 011
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026something something slughumping something i get knocked down, but i get up again etc 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026trim them with a pair of clippers, sir, with some guts behind it 040
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if its any consolation, mechs live in a magical universe where their tonnage focused on relatively tiny metal feet doesnt just drop them through the street and hip deep into the sewer system. or they get too near a big building and fall helplessly down 5 levels of underground parking 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a good hockey shout where one dude shouts "Hey John Roberts" and the the crowd around em shouts "YOU SUCK" is staggering, like you gotta realize everybody thinks you suck and they're just waiting to shout it 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Change skin color like a cuttlefish but you'd have to walk around naked to really make it useful, and honestly a set of camo bdus is just as good and has pockets. 241
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this has the feel of somebody who heard in passing there was an education exemption for copyright and then did exactly no research into what that entailed 060
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fun fact, both of the dudes using Dr. got their 'doctorates' from the same online theological school, which means they could have saved a few bucks and just bought one from the Universal Life church that has the same educational weight 090
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hahaha yep, that fits with both my imaginary caricature new yorker AND my actual lived experiences knowing new yorkers. 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Realms of Chaos had a rando chaos warband builder and campaign thing but you'd play games as regular wfb, i think i am imagining there were special skirmishier rules for it 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no you're not crazy, i came in here to say "of course, Path to Glory!" but i doublechecked and it was 6e too. i swear to fn god i played some rando chaos warband thing around 2e or 3e 110
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bidets are great, bidets with driers are even greater, but I wont feel like we've really acheived as a species until a bidet can apply some gold bold as the last step. 130
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I took a tour of the Sacramento capitol during Arnold's term and he had his sword from Conan the Barbarian in a glass case in his office. That's not entirely exonerating but at least it was pretty cool. The sort of Republican I could accept as actually just having a reasonable difference of opinion. 051
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026would mimes fight by elaborately rejecting eachother's mimed premises? Julian affected an indifferent stance, and Victoire's pistol faded into mere gesture. Despair began to wring Victoire's heart as he clawed for an imaginary grenade, but found less than nothing there. 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026when there is extra ice cream or cheese at the Tillamook factory in Tillamook, Oregon, they have a truck that drives around the town and gives it away free. hands down driving that truck has to be the best, most fulfilling job in America. 2581
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't like Trump so I guess you think I hate white people and americans. 0140
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the Westlaw sales guy had 4 new upgrades he wanted me to buy and they were all AI. it is fuckin insanity. real asbestos in the toothpaste levels of shit 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look, nobody voting republican will *stop* voting republican because of thise, and it may scoop up a few pickle-brained otherwise lefties. It was stupid, gullible, *left wing* whackos that prevented Portland, OR from having flouridated water. 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026thermoses are known to keep hot things hot and cold things cold, and we must investigate what witchery allows them to know which is which 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lee's biggest victory claim, Chancellorsville, was against a literally concussed idiot. 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"oh, they're having lots of kids so its fine they're also being massacred" is that your genuine assertion here? that's your excuse? fuckin weirdo 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a bike front to make a trakk? might be a whole other model, narrower and treadier and such 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026medium sized bed held 6 orks and 6 gobz, absolute terror to try to board and plenty of gobz to chuck off for foot missions 020
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026are you sure its not short for Nipssica or Nipberly? 000
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026off the top of my head, all the great european players in the nhl right now play on american teams? jagr, elias, hejduk, koivu, karlsson, barkov, hmmm this is seeming like a conspiracy at this point. 100
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I learned the word æbleskiver at a norweigian restaurant here and it is a very load-bearing word for me at that restaurant. I need to work on "more" and maybe "keep bringing them to me until i burst" 110
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026pirate it n burn it, wave yer cutlass in the air and make yer own law of the sea 010
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the ones complaining about speed cameras are heavily populated by white dudes who are suddenly experiencing the end of the privilege they received when human cops would let them slide. 120
Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I keep hoping this will blow up and get gnarly with some fightin' takes like "furries are the ephebophiles of the bestiality community" but it is weirdly weirdly calm. 020