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Bam Persand

@bampers.bsky.social
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Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him

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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI goons are trying to figure out how to make the wire mom more like the cloth mom when the real answer is 'what the fuck did you do with the real mom, you weird monsters?'
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what oil is he using? peanut? that has a very nice bubble going and no burn, perfect.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if it's an indoor nail, tetanus isnt really a worry, but that being said an antibiotic booster wouldnt hurt at all
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not going all 'white people all look the same' here but they really really look like siblings
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh sure, 12 eagles, that'll only run ya like 400 million dollars dry and unarmed.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When rock busts a window, it opens a door.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there is a conspiracy theory that her space trip was faked and while I don't really believe it, its quite quite funny to entertain. katy perry faked her amazon space trip
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how many how how many pornhub videos have you seen that the subset of ones with that exact spit take numbers a million
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you finally make it far enough its just the head there. not a second head, the only head.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
huge note: the wardrober on snl made a big mistake by using a suit that fit properly.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got on a prediabetic kick of baking and eating nut-filled entirely whole grain dense ass gritty little loaves of bread with fancy butter, cheese, and pickles. peasant in from the fields-ass meal. really satisfying.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had a tank bag for my motorcycle that had a big clear sleeve on the top for a map, and later for a printed out mapquest page. i'd get 50 miles out of my comfort zone and just start to flounder
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"hey, could we call making a horse or cow super uncomfortable and annoyed a sport?" "oh sure, sure, get on it and make it hate you and see how long you last on it." "ok but what if the horse likes me?" "easy, we'll get another animal in there and you can trip it while its running then tie it up."
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
something something slughumping something i get knocked down, but i get up again etc
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trim them with a pair of clippers, sir, with some guts behind it
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*lifting my visor* solo, you say?
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if its any consolation, mechs live in a magical universe where their tonnage focused on relatively tiny metal feet doesnt just drop them through the street and hip deep into the sewer system. or they get too near a big building and fall helplessly down 5 levels of underground parking
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a good hockey shout where one dude shouts "Hey John Roberts" and the the crowd around em shouts "YOU SUCK" is staggering, like you gotta realize everybody thinks you suck and they're just waiting to shout it
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and for sure beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Change skin color like a cuttlefish but you'd have to walk around naked to really make it useful, and honestly a set of camo bdus is just as good and has pockets.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this has the feel of somebody who heard in passing there was an education exemption for copyright and then did exactly no research into what that entailed
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love a good solo aar with a million pictures
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact, both of the dudes using Dr. got their 'doctorates' from the same online theological school, which means they could have saved a few bucks and just bought one from the Universal Life church that has the same educational weight
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hahaha yep, that fits with both my imaginary caricature new yorker AND my actual lived experiences knowing new yorkers.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
turnip is the way.
a unit of light cavalry, Whelps in Turnip28 parlance, consisting of dragoons in heavy frogmouth helms riding horrible bumpy pig vegetable things.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Realms of Chaos had a rando chaos warband builder and campaign thing but you'd play games as regular wfb, i think i am imagining there were special skirmishier rules for it
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no you're not crazy, i came in here to say "of course, Path to Glory!" but i doublechecked and it was 6e too. i swear to fn god i played some rando chaos warband thing around 2e or 3e
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bidets are great, bidets with driers are even greater, but I wont feel like we've really acheived as a species until a bidet can apply some gold bold as the last step.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I took a tour of the Sacramento capitol during Arnold's term and he had his sword from Conan the Barbarian in a glass case in his office. That's not entirely exonerating but at least it was pretty cool. The sort of Republican I could accept as actually just having a reasonable difference of opinion.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would mimes fight by elaborately rejecting eachother's mimed premises? Julian affected an indifferent stance, and Victoire's pistol faded into mere gesture. Despair began to wring Victoire's heart as he clawed for an imaginary grenade, but found less than nothing there.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
damnit i gotta get a nato compass strap
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when there is extra ice cream or cheese at the Tillamook factory in Tillamook, Oregon, they have a truck that drives around the town and gives it away free. hands down driving that truck has to be the best, most fulfilling job in America.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't like Trump so I guess you think I hate white people and americans.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the Westlaw sales guy had 4 new upgrades he wanted me to buy and they were all AI. it is fuckin insanity. real asbestos in the toothpaste levels of shit
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look, nobody voting republican will *stop* voting republican because of thise, and it may scoop up a few pickle-brained otherwise lefties. It was stupid, gullible, *left wing* whackos that prevented Portland, OR from having flouridated water.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thermoses are known to keep hot things hot and cold things cold, and we must investigate what witchery allows them to know which is which
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lee's biggest victory claim, Chancellorsville, was against a literally concussed idiot.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yeah, Giap is an underrated asskicker
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"oh, they're having lots of kids so its fine they're also being massacred" is that your genuine assertion here? that's your excuse? fuckin weirdo
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a bike front to make a trakk? might be a whole other model, narrower and treadier and such
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
medium sized bed held 6 orks and 6 gobz, absolute terror to try to board and plenty of gobz to chuck off for foot missions
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey i printed and painted a trukk
A painted ork trukk, in mostly burnt sienna, absolutely covered with orks and goblins riding, with a cool enclosed cab. the orks are green skinned and wearing a mix of desaturated cobalt blue to mimic denim and more burnt sienna clothing, with an assortment of shootas and choppas. one goblin is on the ground, having failed to jump onto a passing warbike.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
are you sure its not short for Nipssica or Nipberly?
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh bluegers just went to the leafs so nevermind
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off the top of my head, all the great european players in the nhl right now play on american teams? jagr, elias, hejduk, koivu, karlsson, barkov, hmmm this is seeming like a conspiracy at this point.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I learned the word æbleskiver at a norweigian restaurant here and it is a very load-bearing word for me at that restaurant. I need to work on "more" and maybe "keep bringing them to me until i burst"
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
pirate it n burn it, wave yer cutlass in the air and make yer own law of the sea
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you know what, they are less people too.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the ones complaining about speed cameras are heavily populated by white dudes who are suddenly experiencing the end of the privilege they received when human cops would let them slide.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I keep hoping this will blow up and get gnarly with some fightin' takes like "furries are the ephebophiles of the bestiality community" but it is weirdly weirdly calm.
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