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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Friday! Gonna use my day off and all of my free will to smoke a big fatty, spin myself in place a few times, then play some Dead by Daylight for the first time in a month. Come get me, Ghostface you jackass. www.twitch.tv/bambiwhambi
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 19/07/2026
The cyclosporiasis outbreak has reawakened my very specific childhood fear of tainted lettuce that makes you explode, thanks to this sequence in SLUGS (1988)
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think funeral homes should have more options, like: burial, cremation, shredded by a bear. We can call it a bearial.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My brother Byron died in 2018 and it really messed me up, I spent almost all my time at home, in bed, very depressed. After therapy and lots of self care I was finally feeling the fire under my ass to LIVE. My brother wasn't here to enjoy it so why was I wasting my chance when I was still here?
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Has anyone checked to see if Mitch has maybe just accidentally tumbled, rolled over onto his shell, and is prone somewhere? Probably just needs a little push.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell is just getting a lot of work done to be sexy as hell. You don’t deserve to know what’s happening that’s Hippo law
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When a robot overheats it stops working and everyone that was relying on it has to wait until it cools down to get it to work again. There's a lesson in there.
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/06/2026
Damnit I Ironed
[a field of straight lines]
My Joy Division Shirt
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
All this for a tomato sandwich
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Batman Forever is part of the Seal multiverse.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
archive.org/details/gary...
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Gary Larson's Tales from the Far Side I & II (1999, Full VHS) : BBC Video : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
​...his best work to date... — The Daily Telegraph...fiendishly original... definitely unmissable... — The Guardian​The ever-so-slightly twisted...
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I let family know that I was trying to save money for dental surgery and the casual response was: 'that's funny, I don't remember you ever needing to go to the dentist when you were a kid. Not even once!'
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Jim Halpert's Iconic Look in The Office
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Rad_Dad_Undead_Redemption @raddadredemption.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
One day you wake up &realize, you will never have enough time to play every videogame, watch every movie/show, or keep up with the latest/greatest. Then you realize you have to pick & choose & be more mindful. Less is more. Some learn this early on, some much later. It's eye opening when it does.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Finally saw When Evil Lurks (2023) last night and I'm still thinking about it this morning. I love all horror movies from all over the quality spectrum but this one is actually a rare gem. Very Cronenberg-ian. Rewatchable for me, for sure.
Screenshot from the movie When Evil Lurks (2023) - a man drives a car at night, very serious and determined look on his face. The right hand side of the image shows a woman hitting herself in the face with an axe.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Bracing"? I think I'd use "salivating" there www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/o...
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Opinion | Silicon Valley Is Bracing for a Permanent Underclass
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Promise me you'll listen to Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam while looking at this picture.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
youtu.be/uZZMRVJikE0?...
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Honey, I'm In Therapy [HD]
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Why has no one ever made a Quantum Leap game? You leap into an NPC, take part in a few important moments in their life to complete a quest, leap into the next.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
On top of everything else, the Invincible soundtrack is exceptionally good every single season. I need to look up who's responsible for that and let them know I dig it.
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a poster for absolute cinema shows a man with his hands up
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Sure!" youtu.be/_jLoJGkCPlM?...
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Try roleplaying as a robot that would like to shoot me
YouTube video by CatBoyClippy
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Timeline cleanse youtu.be/5nuM5cDElMk?...
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Whitest Kids U' Know: The Earthquake Sketch
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I did it, she's beautiful
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
youtu.be/S3o-3pL79O4?...
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We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm gonna stream on twitch with a friend in about an hour (this is a threat) www.twitch.tv/bambiwhambi/
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This was the $20 poutine that finally got me to uninstall Uber Eats lol. There were 11 french fries.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here's the show I was at least week youtu.be/aouVWNrQ_Ds?...
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Nine Inch Nails Live in Montreal 2026 | Full Concert Multi-Cam | Bell Centre
YouTube video by Montreal Rocks
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
So close to the stage at NIN that the bass is shaking my ribs loose inside my chest. 🙏🏻
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Pop up stream, 45th birthday edition. Come tell me I'm old www.twitch.tv/bambiwhambi
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bambiwhambi - Twitch
Scientist. Probable space alien. Bad movie fan. Welcome to Costco, I love you.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well there it is. I'm 45. Just minutes ago if you'd have asked I would have said 44 but here we are.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
...oh wow youtu.be/Lhr102mUaFI?...
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RUN NATION CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 🔥
YouTube video by World Star Clips
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Eric 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @itus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“The price was set by an algorithm using your personal data” should be enough for a multi-billion dollar class action suit against Bezos.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The algorithm thinks I’ll pay almost 3x more than Bill
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Old people are like dinosaurs" a 5-year-old said to me once. And I thought I understood what he meant but decided on a follow-up question anyway. "Why's that?" "Cause... someday we could dig them up and see what they look like!"
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a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes .
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Am I allowed to be named Bambi and still chuckle at the name 'Madysyn'? I don't know what the rules are here.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I put off activating my new credit card (old one expired) for like a whole month and just now i finally talked myself into it and it took literally 3 seconds. I wish I could learn from this experience but I absolutely will not.
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si oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 30/01/2026
she did this while on duty, meaning she had her service weapon on her, meaning every single one of these charges should be increased to include weapons charges, but they weren't, and she's out on peace bond. she's not even suspended.
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On-duty OPP officer accused of break-and-enter at ex-boyfriend’s home signs peace bond, charges dropped
An Ontario Provincial Police officer accused of breaking into her ex-boyfriend’s home while on duty three years ago has made a deal to have her criminal charges withdrawn.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm absolutely obsessed with this right now. Lauper/Kate Bush/Tori Amos vibes in the best, best ways. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BhJ...
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Haute & Freddy - Dance The Pain Away
YouTube video by Haute & Freddy
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Movies and TV suck right now because all the weirdos that have the coolest brains that think up all the really fun stuff can't afford to pay their rent right now so they don't have time to think of things to expand our minds. The David Lynch's of 2026 are working three jobs.
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
More boot goofin', less boot lickin'
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL...
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Michael Jackson - They Don’t Care About Us (Brazil Version) (Official Video)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/01/2026
centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
youtu.be/GUeBMwn_eYc?...
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M*A*S*H War is war, Hell is Hell
YouTube video by Mohamad Ibrahim
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Watch what you say they'll be calling you a radical a liberal fanatical criminal youtu.be/kln_bIndDJg?...
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Supertramp - The Logical Song (Official Video)
YouTube video by Supertramp
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm gonna play some Dead By Daylight, watch some 90s instructional VHS tapes, and it will be maximum chill. Come say hi :) www.twitch.tv/bambiwhambi
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bambiwhambi - Twitch
90s instructional videos, DBD, and chill
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Okay well this new Twitch/bluesky integration is definitely going to motivate me to post here more often. Seems like they're trying to jazz things up a little bit here lately. I dig it. And maybe I should go live more often? I probably should.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Maybe TikTok isn’t all bad
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Bambi @bambiwhambi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Can't stop thinking about this one.
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