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Manda

@baldmarlin.bsky.social
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NC Certified Librarian 📚 She/Her 🤷🏼‍♀️ Knower of Dumb History Facts 🤓 Weirdo 🤡 My whole life is thunder 🌩️

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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 29m
Me: hey since no one is paying attention and no one really cares about Alabama and Georgia, can we watch the Canes? My family, for whatever goddamn reason: absolutely not
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 22h
This took me so long and I almost quit
Puzzle of Michelangelo’s painting The Creation of Adam (bearded dude in a dress almost touching the finger of a naked dude lounging. Other naked dudes chillin on the sides)
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I messed up bc I thought I could zoom in on the first one so I clicked near Raleigh. I’m so mad lmao. 920/1000
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven’t been able to watch a single damn game yet and I miss a Stank hatty? 😭😭
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big mood
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Valid.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait really? In NC if you are independent or unaffiliated, you choose which choose a ballot (Dem or Repub) for the primaries (cannot choose both!!!!!) and then of course the big ‘un.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the only answer
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love restarting games. I love rereading books. I love watching the same movie every weekend. I love restarting a podcast series as soon as I finish the last releases episode. I love finding comfort wherever I can.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In their defense, it truly could have gone either way. The only person that came out happy today was my grandmother, the lifelong Bears fan.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fell asleep after dinner and now I’m wide awake again but I’m not going to turn on the game in the hopes that I can sleep again. Apologies to @spicedrum.bsky.social but lmao.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I hear the phrase “sharing a locker room with biological men” one more time, I’m going to fucking lose it.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Growing Beaker Muppet
Alt: Growing Beaker Muppet
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👁️👄👁️ www.instagram.com/reel/Dd_KU4G...
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Radio Times on Instagram: "Jonathan Bailey as Dracula? Count us in... Jonathan Bailey, Ella Purnell, Aimee Lou Wood and more star in this new adaptation of Dracula, reimagining Bram Stoker's chilling...
21K likes, 612 comments - radiotimes on October 2, 2026: "Jonathan Bailey as Dracula? Count us in... Jonathan Bailey, Ella Purnell, Aimee Lou Wood and more star in this new adaptation of Dracula, rei...
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Stephen Kotowych 🇨🇦 @ourmankoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WITNESS MEEEEE!!!
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got my passport and immediately put it in a lock box and usually forget I even have it. Of all the bullshit, pomp and circumstance for a fucking passport envelope is so low on my list of things I need.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The game will be over by the time I get home tonight, but still.
Stormy the Ice Hog laying on the ground with prayer hands and his feet kicked up
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
George Costanza meme “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Canes mode.”
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen “plowed it in”
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ilya reaching for that thang (a laptop) “and…save”
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scarlett Johansson crying meme with a badly shopped Panthers hat on her head
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sunburnt and exhausted but it was so fun. Heard from horror authors I love, romance authors I will give another try to, and ya fantasy authors with a magic system I’m so damn excited for.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got to meet Dr. Emily Wilson and hear how translations and even transcriptions will never be 100% accurate to primary text.
Dr Emily Wilson on the right facing the crowd (brown haired woman with glasses and a dark shirt) next to a blonde woman also in a dark shit (I cannot remember her name) sitting at the front of a church during their session
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Winston for the day for The Bookmarks Festival and made it just in time for Anika Noni Rose to sing and read her book!
Anika Noni Rose reading her book A Princess is A Princess at the Bookmarks Festival
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not about to scroll for forever to see if anything bad happened today. I’ve been watching Katmai bear cams all day instead.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: hockey hockey hockey Crowd: Hockey Hockey Hockey Me: *slams first on desk* HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY Flyers: *hits sticks against boards* HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY *Gritty ziplines naked from the ceiling with a flamethrower*
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can you feel it in the air?
cover of THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY featuring a handsome man on the left taking off his shirt and on the right there is an already shirtless man with a PUMPKIN HEAD there are orange leaves all around them
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forget how long it takes me to get to my former library branch until I’m setting my alarm for the morning 😭
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk how @jolemamels.bsky.social finds these memes or creates them, but I know I’m going to be devastated when they’re turned my way next month.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom: did the panthers play well or did the falcons play terrible? Yes.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol. Lmao, even.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sir Purr mid backflip
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two women hugging each other, “panthers up by 17” and the other with a panthers cap “me”
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s that time again
Blurry line drawn figure holding a Bojangles tea in one hand and raising a gun in the other. Panthers ball cap on its head.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is the first Saturday in probably 3 months where I didn’t have to be anywhere before 9am. I’m enjoying being lazy and catching up on my ARCs.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK (best week of the year)
Meryl Streep with her hands around her mouth, in the middle of yelling something
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely not!
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SIL has that life360(?) on my nephew’s phone, but she really only pays attention to it while he’s driving somewhere since he’s still so new at it. This is just way too much.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final for today. I should have treated myself to some sweet and sour chicken.
Apple Watch summary for Thursday September 17, 2026.

Move: 1,029/420 cal
Exercise: 40/30 min
Stand: 15/6 hrs

Step count: 6,566
Step distance: 3.17 mi
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I wanna be a librarian! I would love to sit around and read all day!”
Apple Watch summary for Thursday September 17 2026

Move: 913/420cal
Exercise: 39/30min
Stand: 13/6hrs

Step count: 6,194
Step distance: 2.99 miles
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pspspsps
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[dismissive wanking gesture] with a hand making a motion of jerking off
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So everyone’s team won today except mine.
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Brooklyn 99: Oh, cool. No doubt.
Alt: Brooklyn 99: Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gray and white cat with a scrunched up face, human hand holding a gun towards the viewer, panthers cap
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus choking the panthers and lions logos
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sir Purr about to jump
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