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Baldacious Crumb

@baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social
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Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.

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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 21h
I forgot I everything I said here but I bet I am 100% correct
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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🎃HellBilly💀 @desperado666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m always proud to say “Fuck Israel!”
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/10/2026
Looking to shore up some new funding snags, so I'm bringing back an old tradition - my October MONSTER FACES commissions! There's a hard limit on the number of slots available, so if you want one of your very own, act fast!
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October 2026 Monster Faces
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Two weeks vacation lfg
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ in central London. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services." via Global Justice Now
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Man Handling Various Firearms
ALT: Man Handling Various Firearms
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE POLICE GAVE UP At 5am this morning, after over 150 arrests on terrorism charges and a stand off that lasted over 16 hours, Mersey Police left a group of eight people outside the Labour Party Conference still displaying their “terrorist” signs. defendourjuries.net/press-releases (27/09/26)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna expose this Corpo brat as if he's got a humiliation kink and i'm doing him a kinky favour. Stick a long steely flockpole up your hole Langley. May every toilet you use have an upskirting camera pointed directly at your starfish. May you never know peace privacy again. S'only fair :3
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside andy burnham's Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t want to see the cunt when he was alive, much less when he’s finally dead.
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Dog That Moves @doggymove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I caught wind of this incident with a guy selling AI merch at Oz comic-con in Brisbane recently and it feels like this is the ripest material for that sort of thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_oz...
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Man Banned From Oz Comic-Con After Alleged Biting Incident | 10 News
YouTube video by 10 News
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Conrad Zimmerman @conradzimmerman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's infuriating to see that the top "comedy" podcasts are all just a bunch of sad, old fucks performing a ritual that never actually threatens to be funny when we've been doing that for a decade. Where's our Netflix special?
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zionist rag congratulates ethnonationalist petulance. Surprising exactly nobody :3
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"new documentary" means coroner in American, right?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We regret that due to unprecedented demand, Tesco has run out of school shorts ahead of the new term.
The big bold face-hiding right-wing racist lads at the Back2School Shop in Tesco.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's about time Gamerboyz and us Gay Wokerati types made an historic truce we overlap anyway we all hate the LLM and Data Center industry for jacking up the price of PC parts divided, we are "soy" or whatever united, we are OP with settings maxxed out
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Bex @bexg93.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine. JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
A screenshot of the Wayback Machine page when trying to access the suppressed Amnesty report into anti-trans organisation and networks in the UK saying "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine".
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s about time this country face up to its past. It has travelled the globe for centuries raping and murdering people, pillaging then stealing their resources. In the present, it continues to back military action in many regions. People arriving here are a direct consequence of that. #blowback
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The dreaded "smarl boatz!" crossings may reduce, but why let that get in the way of a nice cliffside goosesteppin', eh? :3 Looked up this Leo Kunt. Alleged popular Comedian (never heard of him) Eugenist (pub corner variety) Classist, calls the poor 'peasants' and, Actual Antisemite :y woah
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think the creepiest thing about all these AI menus is that the food is uncannily radial. It looks like something an alien would use to trap a human 🪤
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Israel is destroying the schools in Lebanon. It doesn’t matter if they are Christian or Muslim because they are all targets. Zionism is fascism, with U.S. funded universal healthcare.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No matter the distraction, THIS is always at the root.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this one is especially egregious
A single panel comic hand drawn illustration of Barret Wallace from FF7 gesturing disgustedly to a screenshot from nvidia's atrocious DLSS 5 slop that leaked, showing a photo of what was once Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is now a yassified Al model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret's text box reads "We're killin' the planet for THIS shit?"
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Blaze | Wings of Theve @blazefr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't have a favorite cat in Yani Neko— Actually it's Yaku Neko ♥️♥️♥️
Yaku Neko when she wants to catch bugsYaku Neko cuteYaku Neko smoking in the truckYaku Neko building snow figures
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jorbn yeen 🇵🇸 Ⓥ → MFF @unable2sitstill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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A doodle of yani neko by fin (above) and myself (bottom)
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New video! It's a retrospective look at Dead Island, where we give it some rarely afforded credit as more than just Dying Light's larval state. Though it's very flawed, there's a lot to appreciate Dead Island for. youtu.be/QacFNoo_lw8
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Dead Island Deserves Its Due
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 27/08/2026
Bill Gates publicly regretted his current association with generative AI faster than he publicly regretted his prior association with pedophiles convicted of sex trafficking children
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 26/08/2026
State of SaaS
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026
RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
These are black and rufous elephant shrews (Rhynchocyon petersi) at the Hertfordshire Zoo via their FB. In Bantu, they're called "sengi". These little guys were born February 2026 & are joining mom & dad in foraging for morio worms (beetle larvae). Let's talk about these weird little guys.
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Speak the Truth @dmokaren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here’s a great idea.
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Red Yūgen @redyugen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Born a pensioner and still hates them. Grim individual.
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Tory Boy
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Craigie 🇵🇸 🇸🇩🚩☮️🔻Proudly Un-British @craigsmive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Israel's genocide in Gaza is the UK's genocide in Gaza. #FreePalestine youtu.be/GlJ_xD6hmA8?...
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Jeremy Corbyn's message to Andy Burnham over genocide in Gaza
YouTube video by The National
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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jacob mills ✉️🦝🚲 @jacobwmills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
honestly i saw the emergency alert i assumed that the nukes were launched and we were done for, but
Edit of the HEY BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW HOCKEY MASK AND CHAINSAW scene from the simpsons, but it's Andy Burnham bursting in on the UK (ie, the Union Flag pasted over Bart's head), saying HEY UK DON'T USE BARBEQUES OR FIREWORKS
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh Priest, do yuh like this painting of the Pope? (ᵔ.ᵔ) Why, yes I suppose it’s rather good ┐(´~`)┌ Hah- it was painted by a demon in hell, and u like I it, bet you feel silly now, don’cha >:) haha.. *kicks them down the steps of the basilica* (⊙▂⊙✖ ) Oh, so typical of you Antis.. (´д`)
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