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Baldacious Crumb

@baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social
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Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.

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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I forgot I everything I said here but I bet I am 100% correct
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking chud looks so proud of it.
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🎃HellBilly💀 @desperado666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m always proud to say “Fuck Israel!”
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/10/2026
Looking to shore up some new funding snags, so I'm bringing back an old tradition - my October MONSTER FACES commissions! There's a hard limit on the number of slots available, so if you want one of your very own, act fast!
ko-fi.com
October 2026 Monster Faces
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Two weeks vacation lfg
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh god yeh. HoB was such a refreshing film. A substantial chunk of rich well-grained toony goodness <3 fun fun fun
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait- nah, this one's even more accurate
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was gonna go with the classic gif of Danny Devito sweatily rebirthed into our world via a leather couch. But this feels more accurate :3
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Ok so maybe I kicked this dog every day of his life and starved him and teased him and wore strips of raw lamb dangling out of my pockets, BuT hE BIT ME outta nowhere!!" :0
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Yuh mean i'm gunna stay this colour?" :[ Suella, upon being told she's brown.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, i guess the "armor of god" is cheaper than ballistic vests :D
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Noice shoiny slugga >:3
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ in central London. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services." via Global Justice Now
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No 'beardos' sticks out to me here. Like, do you want maximum signs of masculine virility or not you fucking milkdrinker? There's gonna be a lot of tactical axe guys sharpening their questionably useful (tho kinda cool) weapons over this.
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Handling Various Firearms
ALT: Man Handling Various Firearms
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE POLICE GAVE UP At 5am this morning, after over 150 arrests on terrorism charges and a stand off that lasted over 16 hours, Mersey Police left a group of eight people outside the Labour Party Conference still displaying their “terrorist” signs. defendourjuries.net/press-releases (27/09/26)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all modelled by a ket-addicted 'sewth iffrican' immigrant who's shiba inu themed pretend-play gov agency mangled the US's already meagre institutions :3
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna expose this Corpo brat as if he's got a humiliation kink and i'm doing him a kinky favour. Stick a long steely flockpole up your hole Langley. May every toilet you use have an upskirting camera pointed directly at your starfish. May you never know peace privacy again. S'only fair :3
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside andy burnham's Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t want to see the cunt when he was alive, much less when he’s finally dead.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it speaks to the sorry state of modern nerd'dom that during the attack there wasn't even one 3wolfmoonshirt guy nearby, ready to unsheathe his replica wado ichimonji and vertically bisect the vile chomper for a faire maiden's honor. For sooth/shame :[
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Dog That Moves @doggymove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I caught wind of this incident with a guy selling AI merch at Oz comic-con in Brisbane recently and it feels like this is the ripest material for that sort of thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_oz...
youtube.com
Man Banned From Oz Comic-Con After Alleged Biting Incident | 10 News
YouTube video by 10 News
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, I think i may have misinterpreted the intention of the sticker.. But, it does mention the Epstein Files, bringing them to the pump-user's attention, and reminding them of how big a pedophile Trump is. It is therefore still a good sticker :3
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oooh. I love how there was some feeble attempt to claw the sticker off <3 You can't claw-off the TRUTH! >:3 (i'd know, im a cat)
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Conrad Zimmerman @conradzimmerman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's infuriating to see that the top "comedy" podcasts are all just a bunch of sad, old fucks performing a ritual that never actually threatens to be funny when we've been doing that for a decade. Where's our Netflix special?
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Loved that a major enemy type is just.. a guy from Carlisle. Can relate :3 Good Game
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If anything makes up for the brief flirtation with NFTs, it's this :3 Hell yeah.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would hankful to the troops if they refused to blow up Iranian kids for Durr Fuhrer.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's an outsider now. Sheared his head, entering his Dark Ed phase... he's the thing that goes dump in the night(salad) :3
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'Ineloquent'.. heh, well la dee da and fiddle di dee :3 Pedosdent Trump sure does talk fancy.. (or, the chatbot helping him write these is, idk)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y'see Officer.. I need to take my pet Pipe Cutter out for a walk every day or else he gets all rusty and sad.
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Classic <3 I first saw this sign on the 'Well There's Your Problem' Podcast. (i know.. i know.. normally you don't see anything on a podcast, but it has slides)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zionist rag congratulates ethnonationalist petulance. Surprising exactly nobody :3
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright Piddites, no NHS services. (okay fine, you can use the NHS, as long as you don't bitch when other foreigners use it too)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
as completely evil as he was, braindead Ronny was able to put across a sort of cheesy grandfatherly candor, (that and everyone was doing coke back then) so i don't particularly blame Americans for voting Reagan Trump voters on the other hand? motivated entirely by dumb gleeful malice
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't like that the pic has been done with AI. But I do like the detail of the guy in the smelly restore vest performatively weeping (as they do).
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Triumphal Arse
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At heart, most racists are lil shits who never got certain rotten antisocial behaviours battered out of them in kidhood by their peers. (not an endorsement of beating children, just, like.. learning that bad actions have bad consequences is good)
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Goddam. Turns out he's just a wall-eyed coward who jesters around for a wealthy child molester.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"It's dinner Folks, dinner! Solids are for losers."
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Y'know, these days, if I'm meeting someone and they're gay or trans or antizionist or obviously progressive in some way, I breathe a sigh of relief because- thank god, they're probably gonna be normal. normal = chill, decent, not oozing with insecurity
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Baldacious Crumb @baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unfortunately, anything that fully kills us off would be likely to kill off the rest of the biosphere, and all the blameless creatures in it. Most humans are okay. What we could do with, is a Keekorok baboon troop scenario.
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