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Tyler Oulton

@tyleroultonart.bsky.social
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Character design, illustration, and portraits. TylerOultonArt@gmail.com NO AI. NO EXCEPTIONS. 👇GET PRINTS HERE👇 linktr.ee/tyleroultonart

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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 3h
I checked out Bastard Grave’s 1st album from a recommendation on YouTube & it’s great old school Swedish death metal type stuff. Energetic & fast. I was excited to listen to more. But their second album is just boring, slow, super generic American death metal. What a bummer. Check this one out tho.
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From the Depths
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 6h
So glad these dudes are carrying on 🤘🤘
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POWER TRIP - “Precinct 3” (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by POWER TRIP
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 8h
I am not a fan of in-ear monitors and click tracks for live music. Some people love it when a band “sounds just like the record” live, but I find that incredibly boring and kinda defeats the purpose of live music. I wanna see the band play a song so fast the lead guitarist is dreading the solo.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1952
P1- THERE IS A BIG COSTUME PARTY AND TWO NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY ( ONE DRESSED LIKE A LEOPARD AND THE OTHER AS A CLOWN) THEY SEE SLUGGO DRESSED AS A PIRATE 
BOY ONE: LOOK AT SLUGGO 
BOY TWO: HE'S TAKING A WAGON TO THE COSTUME PARTY 
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BOY ONE: WONDER WHY
BOY TWO: NANCY CAN’T WALK
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BOY TWO: SHE’S GOING AS A MERMAID 
SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY TO HIS WAGON
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s why, when you read about good presidents, you ALWAYS know who their wives were. You never hear about bad president’s wives. No one knows who James Buchanan’s wife was, but you damn sure know Eleanor Roosevelt and Mary Todd Lincoln.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s crazy how old men will talk to you matter of factly, like “this is how the world works” or “back in my day men made handshake deals & the world worked perfectly” but they are absolutely useless when their wives die because they actually did all the work. Taxes, bills, child rearing. Everything.
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Matt Garbutt @artmonkeymg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s spooky season so my Halloween skin commissions are back!
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can use all the weasel words you want, I know AI when I see it. And you’re gonna get the same two word answer I give all AI “collabs”: FUCK OFF.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cowabunga dude 🤘🤘
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hawk Poo-ah, shit on that thang!
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They don’t want to pay us for the absurd amount of hours we already work, why would they pay us for working less?
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fruit 🥷 #oilpainting #art
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥹🥹
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m going to start boycotting streaming services that add podcasts. That shit does not belong on Netflix cloggin up my feed, and if I find out some stupid bullshit like the Bridgerton podcast is the reason my gotdamn subscription fees are going up I’m going to start throwin’ ‘bows.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doing a FOIA to get Kentucky Fried Chicken’s eleven herbs and spices because Colonel Sanders is a federal employee.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You should draw me!” You should eat my boogers. Pay me.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One time I started a new job & a group of dudebros invited me to join fantasy football & I politely declined because I’m not into sports. Then they pretty much gave me the cold shoulder. Several months later they were fired for having a 3way in the gym with a woman who was not any of their wives.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI chat bots have truly fried people’s brains, man. It happened so fucking fast, too. We killed God and made a new one. The new opiate of the masses. We are cooked.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we all agree that movies have a grey flatness these days. Lighting and color basically don’t exist even in movies where it seems imperative, like Wicked. And I think I finally figured out what it reminds me of. The weird low/no contrast and muted pastel of old colorized photos. Depressing.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone else have a family member that thinks suppositories fix everything? Have trouble pooping? Take a suppository. Headache? Suppository. Tummy ache? Suppository. Can’t breathe underwater? Suppository! It’s crazy.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My aunt was babysitting me when Leprechaun came out and for some reason thought it would be a great idea to let my cousins and I watch it. I was 4. That same night she watched Body of Evidence and that movie made a much more indelible mark on my memory. Specifically a parking garage scene.
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Matt Garbutt @artmonkeymg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only 28 spots left!
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT?! A LLAMA?!?
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you order off Chinese slop sites.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh boy, $90?! I can finally pay off my house!
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A “Dyson Sphere” is a hypothetical megastructure that collects solar energy from the Sun? What, are we just naming stuff after vacuums now? What’s next, ur gonna tell me there’s something called a “Hoover Dam” that converts the energy of the Colorado River into hydroelectric power? Yeah right, dude.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AdventureTime #FinntheHuman #Spider #Arachnophobia
A spider with an abdomen resembling Finn's hat-wearing head.
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this guy counts 🐺🌕
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I totally forgot, but a few months ago when the Kelly Clarkson Show was on it’s last week or something, one of her reps reached out to me to see if they could use my Geena Davis portrait on the show. I said yes, and then they ghosted me. I only found out later when I saw clips of Geena online.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, you’re not.
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chainsawroll🍉🌮✨ @chainsawroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello! I was recently laid off from my game job, I also wasn’t given severance or any other compensation by the company, so to help cover my rent and expenses, I have my new brushes if anyone is interested : ( Shares would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is it about boomers telling YOU what YOU KNOW on guitar? They’ll ask you to play something and when you don’t know it they’re like “sure you do! It goes like this!” and then sing it poorly. Not only do I not know how to play it, Ive never even heard it. I’m not taking requests. Please piss off.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so funny.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So good 😭😭
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have tried! We failed! Beer pressure's taking over, Death to being sober! 🤘🤘
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hee hee hee
A drawing of a witch flying on her broom in front of an big orange circle. The point of her tall hat is bent back on the wind, and the brim is pushed back. She cackles, HEEHEEHEE, while her black cat holds on for dear life on the back of the broom. A small bubbling cauldron with a foot sticking up out of it hangs off the front of the broom trailing steam. A spider dangles by its web from the tip of the broom.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if they made a Back to The Future IV where Michael J Fox’s son has to go back to 1984 and stop the movie from being made with Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly?
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s ROBTOBER!! 🤘🤘
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an occasional Crowbar dabbler over the last, idk, 15-20 years, why are they blowing up all of a sudden? I’m seeing them everywhere. Did TikTok just discover them?
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was able to get it down, but they put me on a different plan. I was working towards forgiveness by working for a nonprofit for 10 yrs. As far as I can tell the new plan starts from 0. Ive worked for a nonprofit for 9 yrs. They also lied about forebearance counting towards pmts for the last 6 years
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tryng 2 start up student loan pmnts again & they want 2 put me on a plan that along with my rent pmnt would be my entire paycheck for a mnth. All to pay back a loan for a school that doesnt exist anymr bcuz they filed for bankruptcy so they dont have to pay their loans. I hate this fucking country.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve never felt less bad for a person. I hope this happens to all of them until they learn their lesson.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Appleseed is ripe for a remake, The Ghost in the Shell-style. I don’t think the original OVA holds up as well as all the hype surrounding it when I was kid, only seeing screenshots and write ups. I never saw the 3D animated one, but I’m not a fan of 3D anime.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A future where an AI nepobaby is not only the hottest artist on the charts but the longest running chart topper of all time feels like smthng frm a dystopian cyberpunk anime frm the 80s. Like it would be a background detail in Bubblegum Crisis or Robotech. Its very dumb. We’re living in dumb times.
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember reading 1984 in high school and wondering how the people of Oceania could’ve let the government put cameras in their homes. Then smart phones, Amazon Alexas, and Ring cameras came out and I realized they weren’t forced to put cameras in their homes, they welcomed them in with open arms.
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Matt Garbutt @artmonkeymg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Use the link below to save 15% off on all commissions until Wednesday!
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
plains i guess, not fan of landscape drawings
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Tyler Oulton @tyleroultonart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Nutty Professor. I only remember this because Striptease was on the screen next to us and I saw 20 foot tall boobs while Eddie Murphy farted as six different characters. What a time to be alive and also seven.
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