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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE

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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some may call me short, fat, bald, and loud but I prefer the term "Danny DeVito maxxing"
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Got caught in some snow coming home from @shoebox.gg but we made the most of it!
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Ollie // Beeks @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com · 15/03/2026
Played doubleton with the value vintage guys at the prismatic party last night. You know you had a good time when you get decklist photos with a record that includes how fucked up you are lmao. I’ve finally slept off my hangover and will be heading to the con soon 😅
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It's usually so hard to explain to people why I dedicate so much of my life to this silly little card game. But things like this make it so easy.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
On our way to St. Paul and picked up the long doughnuts for the mouth feel.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So excited to join the rest of the crew at @shoebox.gg next month!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Kai #MTG
Even though you were one of the best Magic players ever, you were an even better person.
The legend of the German Juggernaut will not be forgotten.

RIP Kai

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Jay Annelli @vorthosjay.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.
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Josh @joshnorthsouth.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
About to watch a livestream of my child's first band concert because in-person events were canceled due to the very real threat of federal agents using the opportunity to take away students or their families
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Big news! We just launched the Value Vintage website. We plan on hosting lots loads of content about the format here. Stop by and check it out! #ValueVintage Value Vintage – A Brewer's Paradise share.google/cR1YjYlRFoi5...
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Value Vintage – A Brewer's Paradise
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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J-E Depraz @jedepraz.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Second Worlds win pleaaaaaaase?
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Anyone call the Epstein emails the pedo-files yet? Feels like an easy one.
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Simon B @wolverinemtg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@devoteddruid.bsky.social
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Benji, Brewing since 2023 @benjithebrewer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'm not attempting to yuck anyone's yum here, or tell you how you should spend your money, but... In place of one of the Secret Lairs that drop tomorrow, maybe consider helping out a local food bank or shelter with the $ cost of whatever you would buy. Or get your Lairs and still donate!
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The weird limbo space between cons is making me feel like a zombie
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It's coming up so quickly! Come play some Value Vintage with me and the crew!
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
2-1 with UG Opposition in my new favorite cube!
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CubeCon @cubecon.org · 17/10/2025
If you're looking to try out 30$ Value Vintage, the fine folks running it in open play (@valuevintage.bsky.social) have you covered! #mtgcube #CubeCon2025
The wheel of fortune you can use to decide what sample deck you'd like to play with in the Value Vintage area
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I am 100% sure I could take Christopher Columbus in a fight with my bare hands in under a minute. Punk ass bitch.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
literally 1000 people have joined the discord in the past 24 hours. don’t miss out on the fun!
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ya love to see it! Go check out this fabulous video from the wonderful people over at TCC! Incredibly grateful for all these wonderful people.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"So how do you guys keep your food waste so low at your restaurant?"
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every morning I am tempted by the forbidden breakfast
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Do y'all think Gomez and Morticia just had the spooky vibe going on independently before they met? Cuz that's a crazy coincidence. Unless... You don't think... .... Siblings!?
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Barry had to save his mom
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☀️ Noah, In Progress ☀️ @noahresponse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hi friends - I’ve seen more posts today than I can count detailing feelings of the Down variety. I just want to say- you are loved and cherished even if you don’t feel it. There’s lots of stuff going on in the world - it’s normal & you’re not alone. Continue reaching out, we are stronger together 💜💜
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Baltimore bound!
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Daily Magic affirmations: - I have good threat assessment - I'm a fun opponent to play against - My decks are powerful and fun - I will crush my enemies with the strength of a thousand gods - I build good mana bases
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Congratulations Todd!! And of course a huge congrats to the rest of the top 8. Thank you all for coming out this weekend!
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
New to the format and aren't sure where to start before your first event? Our friends over @mtgthegathering.bsky.social posted this article to help you out! Don't forget Saturday the 19th they will be hosting a free to enter MTGO 1K! thegathering.gg/value-vintag...
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Value Vintage Crash Course (2025) - The Gathering
The Value Vintage Staff Join us to provide a Crash Course on Value Vintage
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Our friends over @mtgthegathering.bsky.social are hosting a free MTGO Value Vintage event on April 19th Interested in playing? Join The Gathering Discord to learn more! discord.gg/cw2z6Rxn
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Join the The Gathering Discord Server!
Check out the The Gathering community on Discord - hang out with 796 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I want a season of The White Lotus where the hotel is ran by Mr. Moseby.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Sometimes you just need to feel something (a sweet treat)
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I don't think I could ever get honeypotted. I'd fumble even if the goal was for them to sleep with me to extract information. Because of this I would be the best espionage agent the CIA has ever seen. In this essay..
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Check out the High Tide decklist that took down the SCG Charlotte Value Vintage 1K! #ValueVintage moxfield.com/decks/lqtT3j...
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SCG Charlotte 1k Everett N. - Value Vintage
A deck created using Moxfield.
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Star City Games @starcitygames.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Congrats to these budget brawlers for making Top 8 of the Value Vintage $1K at #SCGCHARLOTTE! 🏆 Make plans to join us at an SCG CON near you! scgcon.starcitygames.com
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I think the Azorius circumcise everyone on Ravnica except the Gruul.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Getting this kind of support from the website we've loved and used for years is unbelievable. Thank you so much to the team over at Moxfield! Looking forward to brewing!
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Value Vintage MTG 🔜 SCG Baltimore @valuevintage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Join @servotoken.bsky.social as he discusses Merfolk in Value Vintage. If you're anything like me you'll love jamming games with this classic archetype! youtu.be/BaANNZOZiAs?...
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Merfolk | $30 Value Vintage MTG | Deck Tech
YouTube video by $30 Vintage MTG
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I think it's about time Denis Villeneuve directs a Rom Com like PTA did with Punch Drunk Love. He's earned it.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You should be allowed to call in sick from work if you're heartbroken.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Bout six inches of snow today!
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I bet Count Orlok's mustache tickles when he kisses you 🤭
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Taking an oath of silence for 2025. Will be communicating solely through passive aggressive side-eye
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Only one kitchen clean away from 2027
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Relevant links to pin: Moxfield: www.moxfield.com/users/A_Bala... Letterboxd: boxd.it/5D0jL Budget Vintage Discord: discord.gg/30-budget-vi...
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'll never forgive Hot Topic for making Nightmare Before Christmas cringe to love. If I got a tattoo of ANYTHING from the movie I'd be forced into bullying myself.
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Everett ➡️ SCG BALTIMORE @balancingbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If BMO from Adventure Time could vote they would be a Republican. Only because they would be very susceptible to propaganda.
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