Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HA! @organizingpower.bsky.social got suspended due to lack of ball knowledge and being a complete pile o shit. 100
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mid pizza slice and a beer at 11am while the world falls apart. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comWell... We're Waiting!Alt: Well... We're Waiting! From caddyshack 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nothing more punishing or painful than having to escape reality by watching the Packers. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*Sitting in bed after binge watching AI Slop. Am I AI Slop? 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Diesel costs are going to cause school busses routes to be cut. Good! Back in my day we had to walk 15 miles up hill through a lagoon while fighting off gators. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone knows how bad AI is yet everyone is slopping it up. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I believe the chair in my bedroom has sent the wrong message to people who have visited my home. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Packers did the same hit to Mahomes years ago. 15 yard penalty. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Team has an injured player. *influencers immediately jump to making reaction videos for clicks. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t like to brag but I paid my bills on time this month. *Me trying to impress people in 2026 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Many people say a 6ft hole would be a better place for you. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you look like a ballsack I don’t want your opinion on AI. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reminder to hit your maggot neighbors house first when the pillaging starts. 000
Reposted by Bagel Dust Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 15/09/2026now go home and get your fuckin shinebox, charlie brown 0179
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I love how it’s my fault when snacks I didn’t buy expire. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Announcing a personal change to a response I use regularly instead of “yes.”I’m sure it’s already been done but here it is for all to use: Does the Pope wear a Sox hat? 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch doing his best impression of us all at work: alive and breathing while looking like death. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fuck YouTubeTV and their “enjoy the zen commercials.” My dogs go apeshit at all the animals on screen. No zen to be had. 001
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026America is falling apart but at least the NFL is back! 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Millennials hold onto nostalgia because we spent our lifetime watching our “grownup” parents be miserable. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If AI could just take over already that would be great. 000
Reposted by Bagel Dustfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it’s Mrs. Pibb now, thanks to woke 4537
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you are going to Kanye concerts you are also part of the problem. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ever been golfing and wish you could get the same rush you get while hitting a woman? Well wish no more! Good Good Driver! Hit the ball like you hit women! 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Our dreams should cut to loading screen hints right as they end and we wake up. “You can manage your daily depression levels by drinking at your local dive bar.” 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched any of your AI slop. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“What does not kill me makes me stronger.” -Friedrich Nietzsche (while probably struggling on the toilet) 030
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence.) My sextape is called the word of mouth because it’s the most powerful tool. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t condone cheating on your spouse. I do condone ordering an extra breakfast sandwich and sneak eating it on the car ride home. 000
