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Bagel Dust

@bageldust.bsky.social
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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13h
I’m hating on the rule book here. If the ball is heading the fuck out in play and hits the roof it should be an auto homer.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13h
Padres robbed by a ceiling
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HA! @organizingpower.bsky.social got suspended due to lack of ball knowledge and being a complete pile o shit.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4 year $15M contract loading
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big Sass Lawyer, Attorney at Law
Organizing power.bsky.social post: “He was inbounds! Not arguing about this anymore, fucking go away piss baby.”

Bageldust.Bsky.social : “this you?” With a gif of uncle Jack from it’s always sunny.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This you?
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Uncle Jack Giant Hands
Alt: Uncle Jack Giant Hands it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was stating what was called was accurate since it was a late hit. To be clear: - You claimed late hit wasn’t unnecessary roughness. False - You claimed he was in bounds. Also False Both proved wrong with facts yet here we are claiming it’s “my opinion.”
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not an opinion if that’s the definition. Sorry it’s not the “good ole days” for you. Stop being a chud and just take the L.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go ahead and google “unnecessary roughness.”
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s okay to admit you’re wrong. In this case though you’re just proving you don’t know ball.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That big white line is out of bounds.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Player was out of bounds. Not a clean or legal hit.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mid pizza slice and a beer at 11am while the world falls apart.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Well... We're Waiting!
Alt: Well... We're Waiting! From caddyshack
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$12M to lose the locker room completely and waste our core players most talented years.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing more punishing or painful than having to escape reality by watching the Packers.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Sitting in bed after binge watching AI Slop. Am I AI Slop?
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Diesel costs are going to cause school busses routes to be cut. Good! Back in my day we had to walk 15 miles up hill through a lagoon while fighting off gators.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone knows how bad AI is yet everyone is slopping it up.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sure, I could wake up at 5:41am
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe the chair in my bedroom has sent the wrong message to people who have visited my home.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Packers did the same hit to Mahomes years ago. 15 yard penalty.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Team has an injured player. *influencers immediately jump to making reaction videos for clicks.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Football hell population us.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vibe right now.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s always cloudy in America.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t like to brag but I paid my bills on time this month. *Me trying to impress people in 2026
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many people would say he has “Trump Intelligence.”
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many people say a 6ft hole would be a better place for you.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fall is the best time to harvest your aura.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you look like a ballsack I don’t want your opinion on AI.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder to hit your maggot neighbors house first when the pillaging starts.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
now go home and get your fuckin shinebox, charlie brown
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The punishment will be to floss tomorrow.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love how it’s my fault when snacks I didn’t buy expire.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Announcing a personal change to a response I use regularly instead of “yes.”I’m sure it’s already been done but here it is for all to use: Does the Pope wear a Sox hat?
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch doing his best impression of us all at work: alive and breathing while looking like death.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh look! A fine aged wine post!
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck YouTubeTV and their “enjoy the zen commercials.” My dogs go apeshit at all the animals on screen. No zen to be had.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We definitely should have seen all of this coming.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How dare you take shots on the eve of Kirk.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NFL should have kept the grass.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
America is falling apart but at least the NFL is back!
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I post for the bots.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tomorrow should be worse.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Millennials hold onto nostalgia because we spent our lifetime watching our “grownup” parents be miserable.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Costco is the only consistent thing in life.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My 38th reason is Bluesky.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If AI could just take over already that would be great.
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