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Bagel Dust

@bageldust.bsky.social
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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big Sass Lawyer, Attorney at Law
Organizing power.bsky.social post: “He was inbounds! Not arguing about this anymore, fucking go away piss baby.”

Bageldust.Bsky.social : “this you?” With a gif of uncle Jack from it’s always sunny.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They clearly found a Krusty Krab Pizza.
Squidward and SpongeBob looking down at pizza.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Diversity from the Midwest!
The F.J. King is seen with two masts in an original stereoview card in the Brendon Baillod Collection. The vessel had a third mast added just before its demise. Wisconsin Historical Society)

Source:
https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/science/shipwreck-lake-michigan-ghost-ship-schooner
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
What movie best called what the future would look like?
Idiocracy poster
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Monster condom for my magnum dong. Frank Reynolds quote from it’s always sunny.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"Time has come you guys. We are finally going to fulfill our prophecies of outer space travel."
Zoltan for the continuum transfunctioner
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Skipped Pumpkin beer and jumped right to the winter holiday beer.
Pint glass of Modelo Noche Especial next to the bottle.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Pigment out here selling fart candles.
Boy Smells essentials candle
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Bit of diversity with your coffee?
Image of the Rouse Simmons which was a three-masted schooner famous for having sunk in a violent storm on Lake Michigan in 1912. The ship was bound for Chicago with a cargo of Christmas trees when it foundered off Two Rivers, Wisconsin, killing all on board.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
To the puds on this platform: this is another example of what fascism looks like.
White House website count down clock to government shutdown blaming democrats for the shutdown.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What Mike Johnson meant when he said that Trump was an FBI informant:
South Parks detective Harris dressed up as a hooker on the street smoking a cigarette
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Seattle with the San Diego vibes. 🤙
San Diego Sunset in downtown San Diego
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
No promises coffee cup. No promises.
Coffee cup that says don’t be an asshole from Coffee Dose in California
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Same
Image of Fred Flintstone with 3 Push Up pops
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I could really use the “my shirts fuck, but I sure don’t!” confidence from 2003.
A shirt depicting an Eagle and clouds symbolizing my protected virginity.  

Source: https://themountain.com/eagle-clouds-classic-cotton-t-shirt/?setCurrencyId=1&sku=1033701&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22219054232&gbraid=0AAAAADj1E5zvDd9fbq3MMVj8l4fPNlIlR
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Diversity is beautiful.
The Schooner Wyoming

Photo Source: https://www.hrmm.org/history-blog/sail-freighter-friday-schooner-wyoming-1909-1924
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Cracker Barrel really said “how can we let customers know our food is ass?”
Golden Corral logo next to new Cracker Barrel logo
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you
The Legend of Zelda Orcarina of Time Start screen
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
So your name is Katherine but your email says Sarah 🤔 Seems legit!
Spam text that reads:
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Had to grab a beer to participate!
Dogfish head Grateful Dead juicy pale ale beer can in hand being pulled from the fridge.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Does anyone actually fall for this stuff?
A spam text trying to act like UPS
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I asked for a cup of Joe, not Joy. This day is bullshit.
Starbucks cup that says “cup of joy”
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sadness comes in many forms.
Oreos broken on the ground in Chicago
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m here you fuckass bitch
Chicago lakefront aka the greatest city view in the US
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It was time for a creamy fuckin pint 🍺 ☘️
Guinness Pint with a clover outline in the foam on a bar
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My Chicken is actually Patrick Star. Leedle Leedle Lee
Polder meat thermometer showing a chicken and the 165° temp that it should be done and the current temp at LLL
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The world doesn’t always suck.
Sunset under Coronado bridge in San Diego
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A post I might like about seven people dying horrific manner. What kind of sick fuck do you think I am ABC?
Snip of abcworldnewstonight Instagram post notification. At least seven people were killed in a horrific collision near Yellowstone national park.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Didn’t have Lindsey Graham being “Hot” on my 2025 bingo card.
Snip of Lindsey graham being the #1 trending on Bluesky
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
RF! Making reduced fat more cool.
Doritos flames bag with RF reduced fat
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bit of beauty in this ugly world.
Sunset over a field of multicolored flowers
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Consume me for health purposes.
a zoomed in picture of an orange with an uncanny valley human-ish face with an unsettling grin and eyes that are mostly but not entirely pupils. it looks like it is thinking of various ways to prepare my spleen for lunch
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Only problem today is too much ☀️
Southern California beach photo
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tonight’s Dessert: Dogfish Head Grateful Dead Juicy Pale Ale 🍺 🎸 Go Padres! ⚾️
Dogfish head Grateful Dead juicy pale ale beer can on a couch arm with a Padres logo on the screen in background.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
In the paws justice system, destructive based offenses are considered especially heinous. In California, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the humans. These are their stories.
Destroyed cucumber plant by a dog
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Follow me for more diversity posts.
The Edna Hoyt, a five-masted commercial schooner. 

Photo source: https://downeast.com/history/schooner-edna-hoyt/
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
California Government: reduce your carbon footprint and buy electric! Also California Government: get fucked! Your registration is 3x more than your gas vehicle!
Snip from the DMV registration bill due on 6/8 $677
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Has thou forgotten thy Champagne of Bottled beers?
Miller high life poster. Welcome to the high life
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I also am 2 of 2 picks in my nose today.
Phone notification screen with a notification from CBS “You have made 2 of 2 picks correctly (100.00%)
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
*Hears dog heaving sound in other room. *Runs to find the new carpet goldfish. Can’t be mad since it’s art?
Dog water vomit that is shaped like a goldfish snack.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My Pi Day is better than yours. ❤️Pop Pie Co. 🥧 If you live in San Diego this is your sign to go get some PIE!!!🥧
Pop Pie Co. Instagram social media page showcasing their Dirty Flattop Cheeseburger Pie partnership with The Friendly in San Diego
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
BREAKING: EPA Admin Lee Zeldin authorizes new pesticide Brawndo. Answering “It’s got electrolytes and it’s what plants crave!” when asked about the sudden change in policy.
Idiocracy: It’s got electrolytes Brawndo the throat mutilator logo. “It’s what plants crave!”
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The finished product turned out fantastic! 🥩 🥔 🥕 🍺 Guinness is the secret ingredient!
Corned beef and cabbage meal with red potatoes and carrots.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It’s corned beef & cabbage season! 🥩🥬🍺
Crock-Pot full of corned beef & cabbage next to a can of Guinness on a counter.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This totally seems like a legitimate email for our toll road system! These scammers aren’t even trying anymore.
A scammer email address.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You know what to do then:
Andy Sandberg shitting on Debora’s desk, Like a Boss
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🎶 I got your mole, it’s ready to serve you Doña Maria, save my dish I’m a white guy making enchiladas And you’re my Mexican sauce🎶
Pantry shelf with Dona Maria Mole Ready to Serve Mexican Sauce container front and center around a handful of other pantry items.
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Peacefulness is hard to find these days. Go find your beach 🏝️
Solana Beach California
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Always a good time for brunch. 🥃 🥚 🥔
Bourbon blueberry lemon sour cocktail. Eggs Benedict with pork belly and potatoes
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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
We are headed towards Idiocracy at an alarming rate.
Google Opinion Rewards screenshot. 
Question 1 of 6
Do you reside in Florida?
- No
- I don’t know
- Yes
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