Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 02/12/2025What movie best called what the future would look like? 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 09/11/2025"Time has come you guys. We are finally going to fulfill our prophecies of outer space travel." 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Skipped Pumpkin beer and jumped right to the winter holiday beer. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 01/10/2025To the puds on this platform: this is another example of what fascism looks like. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/09/2025What Mike Johnson meant when he said that Trump was an FBI informant: 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I could really use the “my shirts fuck, but I sure don’t!” confidence from 2003. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Cracker Barrel really said “how can we let customers know our food is ass?” 020
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/08/2025You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you 040
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 06/08/2025So your name is Katherine but your email says Sarah 🤔 Seems legit! 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I asked for a cup of Joe, not Joy. This day is bullshit. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 14/05/2025My Chicken is actually Patrick Star. Leedle Leedle Lee 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/05/2025A post I might like about seven people dying horrific manner. What kind of sick fuck do you think I am ABC? 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Didn’t have Lindsey Graham being “Hot” on my 2025 bingo card. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Tonight’s Dessert: Dogfish Head Grateful Dead Juicy Pale Ale 🍺 🎸 Go Padres! ⚾️ 020
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 07/04/2025In the paws justice system, destructive based offenses are considered especially heinous. In California, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the humans. These are their stories. 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 22/03/2025California Government: reduce your carbon footprint and buy electric! Also California Government: get fucked! Your registration is 3x more than your gas vehicle! 110
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 17/03/2025*Hears dog heaving sound in other room. *Runs to find the new carpet goldfish. Can’t be mad since it’s art? 020
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 14/03/2025My Pi Day is better than yours. ❤️Pop Pie Co. 🥧 If you live in San Diego this is your sign to go get some PIE!!!🥧 010
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 13/03/2025BREAKING: EPA Admin Lee Zeldin authorizes new pesticide Brawndo. Answering “It’s got electrolytes and it’s what plants crave!” when asked about the sudden change in policy. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 12/03/2025The finished product turned out fantastic! 🥩 🥔 🥕 🍺 Guinness is the secret ingredient! 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 11/03/2025This totally seems like a legitimate email for our toll road system! These scammers aren’t even trying anymore. 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 10/03/2025🎶 I got your mole, it’s ready to serve you Doña Maria, save my dish I’m a white guy making enchiladas And you’re my Mexican sauce🎶 100
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Peacefulness is hard to find these days. Go find your beach 🏝️ 000
Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 20/02/2025We are headed towards Idiocracy at an alarming rate. 020