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@badicaldude.bsky.social
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Part time comedian, full time nerd. The unholy offspring of Lightning and Death, Nephew of a Hip-Hop Legend, UCA Alumnus. I tell jokes sometimes.

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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Damn Kate Moss got that Hank Hill? 😭
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@michaelburns.bsky.social or Steve from Blues Clues? 🤔
Michael Burns in his most Blues Cluesian outfit wearing a white Milwaukee hot while explaining whatever tf a clavicular is
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/01/2026
my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
STOP KILLING US! Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i remember seeing photos of paraphernalia found in the pockets of ISIS fighters displayed in a similar way
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 14/01/2026
Jesus the Lord and Savior: YOU IN THE HOOD NOW BITCH
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Short King 👑 @axlxci.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 21/04/2025
Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.
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killer kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 21/04/2025
Case and mf point. 😂
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Giselle @bewarethesiren.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 21/04/2025
It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
you owe us, God
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 19/04/2025
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 19/04/2025
This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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a woman is standing in front of a film reel with the words the fright night files written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a film reel with the words the fright night files written on the bottom
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'll keep championing this until I'm blue in the face.
I think – and this will be slightly tangential – part of what I’m worried about is, there’s that instant gratification need for a lot of Western audiences. Take a show like Invincible, where people are seeing [creator] Robert Kirkman say “We want a season every year,” and they’re saying “Yay! I want this stuff now,” but then there’s this very vocal group that’s always getting tomatoes thrown at them, and they’re like “The animation doesn’t seem to be as good as season 1, and that took a while to make.”I personally am of the mind that creators of shows should take as long as they need. There’s too much stuff to watch anyway. You only get one chance to make a show; I’d rather you make the best version of that show, as opposed to “We got this out as quickly as we can, and the inconsistencies with the quality of the animation are wide, but at least you got the show now.” It’s a weird battle where people want the thing now as opposed to letting them cook.
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Bee Quammie @beequammie.blacksky.app · 17/04/2025
Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
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Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 17/04/2025
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Last Of The Elder Gods @4meshewill.blacksky.app · 17/04/2025
Dawg $20 at McDonald’s used to mean feeding 4 people with like $2.65 left over 😂😂😂
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Eva Dandridge @crushedvelvet.blacksky.app · 15/04/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
there are actual mildly annoying things that were pushed by liberal and progressive scolds and it's very funny that this guy can't even think of one of them and has to invent a situation no real person encountered
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
she refuses to give a straight answer and the man she lives with disappears from her life every few years when they’re sick of her Little Fucking Games? it’s me
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 14/04/2025
Ciara, Meg, & Victoria
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a drawing of spider man deadpool and daredevil dancing
ALT: a drawing of spider man deadpool and daredevil dancing
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/04/2025
That’s not strange to y’all???? Arrest that man
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/04/2025
How is he finding so many of them????
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Shivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 13/04/2025
INFOHAZARD - we’re already here lads! open.spotify.com/episode/3oZH...
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Episode 434: Evil Gods Must Be Fought: The Zizian Murder Cult [Part 1]
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/04/2025
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/04/2025
Omg
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"aww the nigga blocked the bullet with his handcuff 😒"
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals. HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what. can't make this shit up man
Planned Parenthood
Arizona, Inc.

*On Friday, April 11, 2025, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) sent a letter to Medicaid agencies directing them to not provide Medicaid dollars to any clinics that provide Gender Affirming Care services. At this time, Planned Parenthood Arizona is pausing Gender Affirming Care services as we continue to review and evaluate this order. We are committed to keeping our patients updated about the services we provide and will communicate further once we can provide more information.

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Care. No matter what.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Perioidic reminder that the reason you didn't see autistic people with intellectual disabilities on the street five decades ago was not because they didn't exist. It's because they were sent away to institutions and their parents were told to put away pictures of them.
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Dare @badicaldude.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My son will be dead asleep in my arms and then suddenly be wide away within three minutes of being placed in his bassinet
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
For more than a week, conservative media and politicians have worked themselves into a frenzy over a spectacle manufactured by a fencer who refused to compete against a 19-year-old trans woman. Here is the target of that hate campaign, finally, in her own words.
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'My Entire Life Is Political': Trans Fencer Attacked by Conservative Outrage Machine Speaks Out
Red Sullivan, a fencer targeted by the anti-trans outrage machine after an opponent refused to duel her, says it was all a media stunt from the start.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
a lot of people have bad taste and don't care that AI art looks bad because they are not aware that it looks bad
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13/04/2025
Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...
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Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off
Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.
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