Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 20hUrgent help needed: No job, and I need to put together $300 for rent (and grocery $) by tomorrow EleanorIsWeird on Cash App and Venmo. Anything helps, thank you. 031
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just had a memory bubble of the commercial for toe fungus cream, and there was a nasty little fungus guy, and he lifted a big toe nail up to show the fungus on the nail bed, and everyone really hated it 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TFW you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've been dealing with so much body pain lately I'm crushing 2400mg of ibuprofen a day 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think we should turn off the internet and go back to magazines 030
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nic Cage's face isnt big enough to play John Madden 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I retrospect I wish I had joined the military in my youth. Leaking shit to War Thunder looks like fun 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nightmare Blunt Rotation: 1. Richard Bachmann 2. Robert Galbraith 3. Chris Gaines Thank you 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Going to the whole foods and asking if they have the pro biotic bleach 001
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I could really go for a big ass dipped soft serve ice cream cone 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Haven't had one of these in decades. Still goes tbh. 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I realized I'm of the age that my parent's generation were giving each other "over the hill" and "old fart" birthday cards 030
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Woke all the way up at 4:30am, gave up trying to go back to sleep at 6:30 🫠🤪 GONNA BE A LONG DAY, BOSS 120
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I tried the double salt Dutch licorice, and let me tell you... Its tastes like black licorice, is very salty, and your nostrils fill with the pungent odor of cat piss 10/10 cant eat more than 2 pieces at a time 030
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So much housework to do, and i dont even want to move at all 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Getting back on the dating apps so I took a new profile pic... what do you think? 😩🤣💋 110
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Haven't seen the movie yet but Hades from The Odyssey soundtrack is my hot #1 summer jam 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Wherever you are on the political spectrum I think we can all agree this is a real turding point in the affairs of the United States 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I watched the Doomsday trailer, and I think Dr. Doom is looking for moose and squirrel 001
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You ever wonder if someone who's worked for Anne Hathaway, when asked where she is after she has already left a function, said "Anne hath awayed!"? 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026New kind of panic unlocks when the cat decides my surgery foot underneath a blanket is The Enemy 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Actually, the diarrhea parasite has a bad case of me 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"You know what's never given me parasitic diarrhea?" *shoots black tar heroin* 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Someone called me fastidious and after I looked up what that meant I was very mad 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I think the week between 4th of July and free slurpee day should be like the week between Xmas and new years. Everything kinda shuts down, nothing really going on, just chill 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Nothing good has ever come from going to a place 010
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There's a window with Venetian blinds behind this mirror that's mounted to the wall, and the summer sunlight comes right on through 030
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm at my local grocer slapping boxes of jet black Just for Men out of the hands of divorced dads like Dikembe Mutombo 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026FROM THE ROCK AND ROLL PHOTO ARCHIVE: Lindsey Buckingham in late October 1981 listening to "Leather and Lace" by Stevie Nicks and Don Henley 020
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My insurance covers a certain amount of acupuncture visits per year, so I got some needlework done, a little all round but mostly in my completely fucked shoulder, and it's feeling much better 110
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm in this weird place where in a lot of ways I feel healthier than I have in a long time, but I'm also in lots of pain. I've got Messrs. Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen on speed dial 030
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I put dark cherry jello on my bologna and swiss last night, and... here's the thing. It was delicious 000
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Walked the mile total back and forth to the grocery store for the first time since I had the two foot surgeries. Legs were pretty sore, foot is kinda angry, but not too painful. Turned out well 040
Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Not me thinking about the mighty Columbia rolling westward to the sea 000
