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Evan Spooklog

@backlogreviewer.bsky.social
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Perpetrator of Youtube video crimes. Still at large youtube.com/@BacklogReviewer || Email me at: thebacklogreviewer@gmail.com || Buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/the_backlog

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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 11h
I'm a massive freak for games that won't let you do everything in one run. Lock me out of half of the game! The whole time limit thing in Dawnwalker is the one and only thing making me wanna eventually take a crack at it
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 11h
Wait is it not extremely well known that Jonathan Blow is a fucking jackass, are we still needing to spread awareness about this? How on earth is this possible
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 12h
I'm bored of games about mastering a wild frontier and taming the unruly environment, I want games where I'm small and the world is big and scary and that never changes
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 17h
Me too! I was kinda running out of steam with it anyway to be honest, maybe a reset is just what it needed. It was way too long, I’ve been fighting the feeling that there’s like 20 good minutes of stuff in there for a while
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 17h
Presenting this one in context because I think it makes the points being made significantly more malignant. The chain of logic is so pained and fraught, it would be tragic on a personal level for someone to earnestly believe this if if weren’t justifying the murder of tens of thousands of children
Also, and this might blow some people's minds: Hamas killed more Israelis in one single day on 10/7 than the Israel so-called "genocide" (actual defensive war) killed in Gaza in a single day. 5/22
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And Hamas promised to do it again and again, until there were no more Jews in Israel. That is literal, real, genocidal intent, publicly stated. 6/22
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It's also worth noting that Israel's measured response didn't even start on 10/7. Or 10/8. It started three weeks later on 10/28. So in that sense, mentioning ANYTHING about the so-called "genocide" in a statement about 10/7 is not just morally inappropriate, but also literally the wrong time. 7/22
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolute unit shaping up nicely
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shelving this one for now until I find time to retool it - it unfortunately references a Jacob Geller pretty heavily in the opening section and I’m not really comfortable doing that. Will try salvaging something from it because it’s a fun piece and I like where it ends up, but yeah
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking cooking, polishing up some of the bounce lighting on the horse armour (tm) and sketching in same on the dinky pistol. Gonna try work some of the leather surfaces out next, maybe cook on the mushrooms for fun
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s completely fair and valid, and I would be in the exact same spot as you, if it weren’t for the absolute ham of it all. “WHY DO YOUR COLLEAGUES HAVE SUCH A LOW OPINION OF YOU MILTON?” Easily carries the part of me that isn’t loving the experience over the line. The tone is just fucking perfect
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait are you also a Vampyr sicko?? Huge news
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes, that’s The Unfortunate Quandry
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kill the part of you that writes with internet chuds in mind, you must not dedicate any brain space to preempting the things they might say or think, it is imperative
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is an Xbox
Martin Scorsese
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Dear sir/madam” Me:
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Foxmel Lady Dodging Attacks
ALT: Foxmel Lady Dodging Attacks
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love getting emails addressed to “dear sir/madam.” Keep guessing sweetheart
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having a tool at my fingertips to indulge my endless hunger for bedroom produced folk and weird goth laments is one of the great boons of the 21st century
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The primary use I have for TikTok is as a tool to find musicians with teeny followings, and it is absolutely peerless for that
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got into it with this guy myself
a bunch of AI bullshitme cooking this guysecond coursefuneral
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just the shit I like to see, He’ll Yeah
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God I love assassins creed
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She said “shut up, you went to see Twilight in the cinema by yourself twice”
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asked my girlfriend if “this is the one with the Draculas in it” while she was watching Twilight the other day
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Calling vampires “Draculas” is peak humour
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God yeah that’s quite a transformation
A post talking about how the cast of Werwulf are unrecognizable, accompanied by a picture of Willem Defoe captioned “lily rose depp”
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay fine I’m a homosexual
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dog torpedo is also pretty good
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah big time, I really like this one of her taking flight
My dog seemingly flying through the air with her arms outstretched like superman
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I didn’t do the blues and reds but I did do more rusty metal, super pleased with how that’s coming along
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent, clear-eyed piece from Lola www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seeming increasingly likely from where I’m standing that, like the death penalty or the kraken, feminism was just something that Jacob Geller had an academic interest in and wrote compellingly about
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think I’ll glaze some blues and reds into the shadows tomorrow, it’s looking like a lot of purple to me rn
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to sketch rusted metal isn’t something I’ve tried before, very happy with where it’s at for now
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay it looks like there’s less done now than before but it’s only because I was able to give her some of her shit back
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a freeguild cavalier marshal from Age of Sigmar!
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh but if you give him a hard enough kick up the arse his future could be the sea instead
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Horse updates coming in hot, night one of painting has been fruitful
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure the fact that I cry every single time I watch the "you'll rattle the stars" scene from Treasure Planet doesn't indicate any sort of unresolved trauma I have
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you bought this one and only played Mutazione it would be money well spent
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 01/10/2026
Anyway. www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webs...
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Donate to NC Coalition Against Sexual Assault
Help support NC Coalition Against Sexual Assault by donating or sharing with your friends.
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s never a bad time but Halloween is a particularly good time
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been stealing valour from sailors for 14 years
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes by the way I do have an anchor tattoo, I did get it when I was 16, and I did get it in grey. It’s not faded, it’s literally just always looked like that, I thought it would be cool
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pumpkin accompanies this rather grim looking chap
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna make a thread documenting my Halloween painting project. It began with a tiny pumpkin which I made with my hands
Tiny pumpkin
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is a man not entitled to the rizz of his skibidi
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Signalis is like, The One. I challenge you to watch the title drop and *not* buy it youtu.be/XJPqmHEjkjE?...
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SIGNALIS - title drop
YouTube video by Lumi
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cat Befriended
Me, befriending a cat
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ultra Spectre: Spirit Rasputin
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When are we getting Ultra Spectral Super Resolution, comrades
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