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Brendan

@b2the2nd.bsky.social
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He/him • CNC Machinist • 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 • adoptive cat & dog dad • 🍷 • Ager’s Scepter’s #1 fan • Azeroth’s gayest druid • Praise the Sun! 🙌🏻 ☀️ •

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 7h
Grew potatoes for the first time this year!
Three dirty, freshly harvested potatoes in a man’s hand
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 10h
If you don’t allow legendary pokemon on your team as a gym leader, pseudo-legendaries should not be allowed either
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning ✨
Shiny Smoliv in pokemon go
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and who’s doing the glazing
Horny Charizard looking behind him
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was watching some old SpongeBob yesterday and I never noticed before when squidward was complaining about the Dutchman’s dirty boat, he picked up his jockstrap 💀
Screencap from SpongeBob where Squidward is standing on the Flying Dutchman’s ship and complaining it’s dirty. He is holding up a ghostly jockstrap he found on the floor
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking my silence
Griffin McElroy meme that reads: I DON'T
KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THE LESBIAN BAR DRAMA AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID
TO ASK
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do!! Haha. It’s one of their favorites :)
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s both our girls staring me down bc I was eating a cucumber & they wanted me to share
A Shiba Inu & a black lab mix looking into the camera
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My poor baby is NOT happy about her cone
A Shiba Inu with a wrapped up paw and e-collar cone lying on a couch
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
9 games that shaped me! While not necessarily my favs of each franchise, I chose 9 games I have lots of memories of playing while growing up. Ones that really cemented my love for gaming
9 games that shaped who I am template. The games listed include: Mega Man X, Pokemon Red, Warcraft 3, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Ratchet & Clank, Ocarina of Time, God of War, Jim Power in the Lost Dimension, & Doom (‘94)
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the oldest I can find (tho I’m sure I had others) it’s my OG Druid hitting 60 in a ZG raid!
Very old screenshot of a Tauren Druid hitting level cap inside a ZG raid
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶 the best time to wear a striped sweater… 🎶
A man stands in front of a mirror wearing a navy and olive stripped sweater and jeans
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We decided on Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper 😊
Mr Salt tattoo on my legMrs Pepper tattoo on my husbands leg
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ignore the ugly middle part my hair is doing and look at this cucumber y’all 🥒
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The crazy thing about these bnet stats is that it’s not even my original wow account on it so it doesn’t show that I’ve been playing since release haha
Battle.net percentile statsBattle.net percentile stats
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay NOW I’ve reached a real road block bc the game is saying I suck and giving me the change difficulty option on death
Screenshot of the death screen in Onimusha: Way of the Sword. It is now showing the “change difficulty” option which only appears after dying a lot to the same boss
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Picked the girls favorite treat (cucumber) and now they’re staring at me for some lol
A black lab mix and Shiba Inu looking at the camera
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This movie interruption brought to you by ShibaProductions ™️
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This game is cool as shit and also very hot. That one-armed double block?? 🥵
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the longest my hair has ever been
A selfie from above with half my face cut off. Behind me in the mirror is my butt
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is so embarrassing hahahaha
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The last of our dahlias to get a flower finally bloomed and I think it’s my favorite of the ones we have. Look at that color!! 🤩
A Lavender Perfection dahlia in bloom
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to decide what kind of wine to pick up tonight:
Screenshot of Billy Joel’s Scenes from an Italian Restaurant with the opening lyrics “A bottle of white, a bottle of red. Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead” showing
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Show me ONE other job in the US where this is your schedule (which they actually worked even LESS days than this & the last two weeks of Sept have been cancelled) and you can still rake in 174k salary
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She’s to scale too!!
LEGO PlayStation 1
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every time this song starts I go YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY 🎶
Apple Music screenshot of My Body by Slayyyter
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Twofer Tuesday! One tummy & one twink era
Mirror selfie of myself in navy briefs, sticking my tongue out Mirror selfie of me from 2019, in black briefs, near the end of my twink era.
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meme of Pearl yelling “Please! I’m a star!” But the star is changed to Fem
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ass? On a Friday?!
Screenshot of Femputer from futurama saying “THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE”
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw a movie tonight and it made me understand Peter
Family Guy scene where Peter says he does not care for the godfather
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning bloomfies let’s have a GOOD day
Teletubby sun with Mayor Mamdani’s face
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Monday again…
A sad Kermit the frog sitting on a curb
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So there’s this new Sam Smith video.. 🥵
Still of Sam Smith in their new music video, Constant Companion. They’re wearing a black cowboy hat and a black jacket & black bandana around their neck. It’s very hot. Still of Sam Smith in their new music video, Constant Companion. Sam is leaning against an old door frame wearing a thin white blouse, showing off their arms & tattoos. Still of Sam Smith in their new music video, Constant Companion. Sam is leaning against an old door frame wearing a thin white blouse, showing off their arms & tattoos. They are looking slightly off camera. A still from Sam Smith’s newest music video, Constant Companion. Sam is lying on a shirtless fellow whose face is only half in frame. Sam’s hand is on his pit and they’re looking at him seductively. Wild horses are running in the background
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We love a cozy summer evening
Picture of a charcuterie board next to a legend of Zelda chess game ft my husband in a tank top showing off his tattoo sleeve
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stretched my back so good I’m seeing stars
A white man with a gooner face
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Famous bathroom scenes you say??
Still from Madonna’s Danceteria section of her Confessions II short film
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wanna say I got both of these the same year (I still have them somewhere)
Album art of the US rerelease of Backstreet Boy’s self titled albumAlbum art of Britney Spears’ …baby one more time album
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have a peepingoomf @carter2100.bsky.social
Screenshot of a text from a friend: 

“Brendannnnn
I see what you’re doing lol
You like pokemon battles. Don’t you lol”

Followed by a picture of SpongeBob with his hands on his hips and the bitchiest smirk high on his face when he found out squidward liked krabby patties
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitting outside and could feel their honeydew on my neck. Gonna go kms now bye
Mean girls burn book quote “this girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!” With a picture of a Spotted Lanternfly instead of a picture of Regina George
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Currently enjoying the musical stylings of the Beetles & the Frogs
A selfie of me with a tree in the background
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Having lunch with this sweet gal today 🥰
A white ragdoll cat sitting on my lap
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
D.W staring at a sign on a door saying “this skeet can’t stop me because I can’t read! lol”
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But more so it’s just cause the anxiety makes her cute
Smoliv pokemon card
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
QTP w/ your favorite normal type pkmn! I just love bears
Ursaluna going Agile Style mode
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look at how cute our girls are 🥰
A black lab mix lying on a porch A Shiba Inu lying on a rug outside, sunbathing
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know morning glory is a bit problematic but it’s so prettyyyyy
A morning glory vine going up a stair rail
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
3 years since we last got on the boat & I showed my husband around the salt pond I grew up on. I miss the salt air!! 😩
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